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brendon
my name is brendon. I wrote every word on wwtdd for 6 years, then on filmdrunk for a while. Not very well mind you. email = bearsaremean@outlook.com
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brendon 8h
people can argue or whatever but i feel like bama scoring a lot more points has given them the edge so far
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brendon Nov 5
126 games since bama got shut out in the first half, since FSU in 2007. i cant breathe.
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brendon Nov 5
im not holding your baby you fucking weirdo, just drop it
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brendon Oct 8
you answered nothing on CBS btw, you look even more inept than before. you got bullied by Foley and everyone knows it.
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brendon Oct 8
is this a Title IX issue, is it ok to endanger female athletes but not the football team?
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brendon Oct 8
why didnt florida cancel their soccer and volleyball trips today, only the football game? what about their safety and families?
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brendon Oct 7
shouldnt that trip have been cancelled yesterday the same time the football game was?
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brendon Oct 3
Jennifer Garner looks so disappointed in me when she finds out i only got double miles from my airline. im sorry Jennifer, i didnt know!
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brendon Sep 28
id stay off /r/mma if i were you
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brendon Sep 19
had this crazy dream where i kept saying "oh no i have so many regrets" over and over again
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brendon Sep 17
this review will be close but i dont think bama got that TD, and thats because bama can go fuck themselves
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brendon Sep 11
this came out on 9.12.01, and maybe you have to know chris morris and 'the day today' to get, but i love it
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brendon Sep 10
yeah. yeah im just gonna go ahead and take another one now
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brendon Sep 10
LSU is in a weather delay. hopefully the xanax wont wear off before the offense gets on the field. bc thats why i took it
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brendon Sep 8
i bet racists are super pissed that siemian isnt black. they really could have gone to town with that one
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brendon Sep 7
crazy that we can put a puma on the moon yet apple cant figure out how to get a headphone jack on a phone
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brendon Sep 7
ive never watched the final arrested development for that same reason. the show lives on!
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brendon Sep 7
Apple + Beats = "Why In The Fuck Does This Cost So Much" synergy!
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brendon Sep 6
everyone immediately thought of when they saw this right? ok good. she could practically sue.
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brendon Sep 6
dont take it to heart dude, whoever said that to you is just a jerk
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