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brendon
my name is brendon. I wrote every word on wwtdd for 7 years, then other stuff, now tv/movies. email = bearsaremean@outlook.com SS# = 427-90-8713
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brendon Mar 11
i always just have to explain that im not gay and dont have a gf because im trying to focus on work right now
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brendon Mar 11
2017 SEC Champs
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brendon Mar 4
that was an absolutely tremendous fight by Reem
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brendon Mar 4
the less jon anik talks the better this telecast is
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brendon Mar 4
the combination of Hunts power and Reems chin could mean Reem is about to drool out the corner of his mouth for the rest of his life
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brendon Mar 4
And it's still BARELY even seasoned. If Sage ate a kit-kat he'd probably go into cardiac arrest
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brendon Mar 3
devastating as a fight fan, this had legit legend potential
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brendon Mar 3
How to Loosen a Stubborn Knot
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brendon Mar 2
yeah but only in homicide and assault. who cares about those?
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brendon Mar 2
even the most jaded skeptic has to admit that this alien seance would be impossible to fake
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brendon Mar 1
wait we're not? well then who the fuck am I?
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brendon Mar 1
we just need to score 11
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brendon Mar 1
well he cares very much, hes just for it
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brendon Mar 1
our new Attorney General is simply lying when he says legal marijuana has lead to an increase in crime, and theres no way he doesnt know it
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brendon Feb 28
the smile Gamora gives baby Groot in tonights new Guardians trailer after he waves is pretty GD adorable
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brendon Feb 28
most girls do
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brendon Feb 28
did you just fucking pause from our text to come insult me online
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brendon Feb 28
be sure to tell that she looks like anime emma stone. that makes her really really happy.
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brendon Feb 28
i really struggle to understand anyone who finds these funny. ive watched like 10. fortune cookies have better jokes.
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brendon Feb 28
survived both!
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