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brendon
my name is brendon. I wrote every word on wwtdd for 6 years, then on filmdrunk for a while. Not very well mind you. email = bearsaremean@outlook.com
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brendon Jan 9
thank god i have work to do; if i sat here and watched bama win another title id pull my tv down and throw it a god damn river
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brendon Jan 9
oh hey bama doesnt give a shit about the rules gee theres a fuckin surprise
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brendon Jan 8
in the woods w/ my dogs, found a hatchet, stuck it in a tree for safety. or possibly hid a murder weapon which now has my prints on it
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brendon Jan 7
i asked my dog if she was the one who had been playing in the mud but she said no. she said, "it wasn't me"
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brendon Jan 5
this lady in front of me at lowes was returning a stick. more importantly, at some point she bought a stick.
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brendon Jan 2
oh and holy fuck, musburger is drunker than my dad at a family reunion. gonna get triggered and start flinching he gets any worse
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brendon Jan 2
i like when musburger says "lets check in down below with Kaylee". bc god damn would I love to check in down below with Kaylee
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brendon Jan 2
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brendon Jan 1
thats why saban is better now than he was in the NFL; the dolphins have a salary cap, bama doesnt.
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brendon Jan 1
best players a dodge charger can buy
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brendon Jan 1
id be half of a good gambler. i just really thought Dub would be able to throw; Browing got WAY more rattled than i imagined
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brendon Dec 31
thats exciting and depressing at the same time
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brendon Dec 31
if the Huskies can keep bama to 24 or so I think theyre good here
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brendon Dec 31
this will probably be embarrassing in 3 hours but i got UDub over bama. i just think their offense is good at where bama is bad
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brendon Dec 31
you and me both, he seems to be a really smart guy, this is good to hear
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brendon Dec 31
what would you rather get hit by; Guice at full speed, or lightning
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brendon Dec 31
i saw him two hop a screen pass once. it sounds impossible but i saw it
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brendon Dec 31
Guice hit this guy so hard they probably should have traded insurance information
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brendon Dec 31
if we die right now our search history is gonna show lots of pictures of muscular young black men. wonderful.
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brendon Dec 31
people from earth simply arent built like that
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