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brendon
my name is brendon. I wrote every word on wwtdd for 6 years, then on filmdrunk for a while. Not very well mind you. email = bearsaremean@outlook.com
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brendon 18h
its not as if i had a ton of current names to chose from
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brendon 18h
thats bc boxing is fine. Ali is as lucid and charming now as he was in Zaire
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brendon 18h
and clearly loves boxing. so the sport that let a guy with parkinsons come out of retirement to fight the HW champ = not savage
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brendon 18h
one thing he hasnt done is shoot himself bc of his concussions. naturally i assumed he would have by now bc his sport is so savage
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brendon 18h
maybe has never seen footage of Randy Couture walking across a room, which is more than most ex NFL players can do at 51
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brendon 19h
on today, they called MMA "savagery". it was astounding.
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brendon 19h
if espn wants to sound even more ancient than they already do, maybe they can just have them just make creaking sounds for half an hour
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brendon 19h
they steal honey
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brendon 19h
otherwise it means theres a pretty blond girl out there who can stand toe to toe with them and beat their ass
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brendon 19h
when twitter toughguys keep insisting fight cyborg, or a bear or whatever, it feels more like they just want to see her lose
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brendon 22h
well, bc were very worried about you and your rap battles. you could do so much better if youd just apply yourself
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brendon 22h
paul walker could beat her. ghosts are scary + she would punch right through him. hed stand there, laughing, hands on his hips
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brendon 22h
the imaginary people i made up so i could post a picture i liked
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brendon 22h
you gotta just go out there and have fun with it
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brendon 22h
that bitch is intense. then she comes at you with that scowl and that hoodie like some kind of sith
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brendon 22h
and people wonder why wins fights
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brendon Mar 2
and obviously GSP won by decision, but...
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brendon Mar 2
then came Hendricks. a wrestler vs the guy who out wrestled Matt Hughes, a bjj blue belt vs this
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brendon Mar 2
one guy walked into a hospital, the other was wheeled into a hospital. ask the doctors who won the fight
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brendon Mar 2
Im sure the UFC would love for Kyra Gracie to step up. dudes would jack off to that promo
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