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brendon from wwtdd
my name is Brendon. I created wwtdd, and wrote every word for 6 years, then got fired because those people are dumb. email = bearsaremean@outlook.com
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brendon from wwtdd 07 Apr
yeah, by all means email me = bearsaremean@outlook.com
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brendon from wwtdd 03 Apr
"come down here and wave your tail, you fuck."
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brendon from wwtdd 03 Apr
that part is rally weird. its like theyre doing an impression.
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brendon from wwtdd 03 Apr
yeah rabbit, we get it, youre faster, you dont have to be a dick about it. my dogs are doing the best they can.
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brendon from wwtdd 03 Apr
my dogs were chasing a rabbit this morning and at one point the rabbit stopped to scratch its ears. it was a little patronizing.
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brendon from wwtdd 30 Mar
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The Iron Sheik 29 Mar
Harry Potter I break your fucking neck put you in camel clutch make you cry like 50 dead dog you punk no good son of bitch go fuck yourself
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brendon from wwtdd 29 Mar
thats what I was thinking too!
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brendon from wwtdd 29 Mar
I don't mean morally, that's not an issue, I mean legally. I need an answer in like 25 seconds
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brendon from wwtdd 29 Mar
Driving, light changes, and the pussy in front of you stops even though you both could totally make it - can you push them into traffic?
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brendon from wwtdd 28 Mar
good luck to the Spartans tonight.
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brendon from wwtdd 28 Mar
@MitchMoss24 kept hearing steve fisher was SDs coach, had no idea it was actually steve fisher. he looks like john wooden. john wooden now.
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brendon from wwtdd 28 Mar
well obviously youre not saying that bc this is the first time youve heard it. im very clever.
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brendon from wwtdd 27 Mar
its weird how often i still see it
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brendon from wwtdd 27 Mar
holy shit. i made that picture youre using for your icon. what an talented artist!
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brendon from wwtdd 27 Mar
i bet everyone wants stanford to bet dayton; everybody loves highly educated rich people and their kids.
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brendon from wwtdd 27 Mar
and yes im sure like a million other people have already said that to you
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brendon from wwtdd 27 Mar
youre like a real life ramona flowers.
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brendon from wwtdd 25 Mar
well I still had to pay for mine so i think you win this. though "win" is clearly not the appropriate word.
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brendon from wwtdd 25 Mar
order Wendys chx sandwich, girl says "those are like $4.50, is that alright?" so Im gonna shave now, maybe throw this tshirt away.
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