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brendon
my name is brendon. I wrote every word on wwtdd for 6 years, then on filmdrunk for a while. Not very well mind you. email = bearsaremean@outlook.com
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brendon Sep 28
id stay off /r/mma if i were you
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brendon Sep 19
had this crazy dream where i kept saying "oh no i have so many regrets" over and over again
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brendon Sep 17
this review will be close but i dont think bama got that TD, and thats because bama can go fuck themselves
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brendon Sep 11
this came out on 9.12.01, and maybe you have to know chris morris and 'the day today' to get, but i love it
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brendon Sep 10
yeah. yeah im just gonna go ahead and take another one now
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brendon Sep 10
LSU is in a weather delay. hopefully the xanax wont wear off before the offense gets on the field. bc thats why i took it
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brendon Sep 8
i bet racists are super pissed that siemian isnt black. they really could have gone to town with that one
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brendon Sep 7
crazy that we can put a puma on the moon yet apple cant figure out how to get a headphone jack on a phone
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brendon Sep 7
ive never watched the final arrested development for that same reason. the show lives on!
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brendon Sep 7
Apple + Beats = "Why In The Fuck Does This Cost So Much" synergy!
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brendon Sep 6
everyone immediately thought of when they saw this right? ok good. she could practically sue.
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brendon Sep 6
dont take it to heart dude, whoever said that to you is just a jerk
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brendon Sep 6
. i would ask why her collar is so big, she dresses like dr. strange
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brendon Sep 5
12 should be ejected, theres no place for dangerous personnel fouls like that in college football
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brendon Sep 3
how in the hell are we STILL this inept on offense. it defies belief at this point.
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brendon Sep 3
so, its week one... and the college football season is already dead to me. awesome.
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brendon Aug 27
if I were ranking 170 I might actually put Woodley 4th, 5th if Rory was still there, and 6th if GSP
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brendon Aug 27
demian maia is somehow great yet boring at the same time, the tim duncan of mma
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brendon Aug 26
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brendon Aug 24
the and are massively underestimating how popular the red king is
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