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brendon
my name is brendon. I wrote every word on wwtdd for 6 years, then on filmdrunk for a while. Not very well mind you. email = bearsaremean@outlook.com
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brendon Aug 22
Saints up 15-0 on NE. the only question now is, can they repeat as superbowl champ next year.
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brendon Aug 20
robert downey jr might as well be wearing stilettos in age of ultron. those have to be 2 inch heels at least
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brendon Aug 9
ppl say i dont do anything all day and im like what are you talking about
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brendon Aug 9
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brendon Aug 8
butcher said the steak was so red bc the cow was under a lot of stress when it died. that supposed to make me buy beef? bc it did not
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brendon Jul 29
this is how fast GSP was -
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brendon Jul 29
oh and a Trump is a pussy who pretends to be a bad ass too, which is a massive surprise to me personally
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brendon Jul 29
if were lynching the dentist who killed cecil the lion can we do the founder of jimmy johns too -
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brendon Jul 29
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brendon Jul 29
im a huge fan of caity, shes incredibly smart and funny
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brendon Jul 28
i beg people to watch Utopia. thats about to get easier -
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brendon Jul 28
get ready to smugly tell people we saw it first
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brendon Jul 28
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brendon Jul 28
LeBron knows whats up with
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brendon Jul 28
"i dont know what anyone is saying." that was me at one point, but i dont think they did either so it didnt really help.
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brendon Jul 28
just had a conversation with my chinese landlady and mexican landscaper. i have absolutely no idea what i just agreed to
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brendon Jul 28
vince irl
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brendon Jul 26
is he the one in the red shirt taking the test
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brendon Jul 25
i think these guys are essentially state employees, so thats the only job he could get
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