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brendon
my name is brendon. I wrote every word on wwtdd for 7 years, then other stuff, now tv/movies. email = bearsaremean@outlook.com SS# = 427-90-8713
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brendon 7h
i cant think of anyone more deserving. unless you gave me a few seconds. ok now i can think of 10.
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brendon 10h
oh this could be perfect timing. didnt you used to follow me? i think you did, but either way i have a question to ask, if you have a minute.
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brendon 10h
i dont even understand how rape works logistically. i feel like id start raping then catch a knee to the nuts. and thats the end of that. ive been beaten up by a goose before, and all i did was throw it some bread.
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brendon 11h
ok so now i need an agent to sell this script i wrote. anyone around in that world, because for some reason i feel better about asking for help here than badgering my friends for it.
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brendon Dec 12
What a sexy movie
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brendon Dec 3
heres the resume that got bama in the playoff: they played 1 top 15 team all year and lost.
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brendon Dec 3
she kinda looks like a giant fist. or that shes facing right not left and her head is hidden in the shadow and shes giving birth to a yeti
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brendon Dec 3
Replying to @Simon_Barrett
same thing happened to me but not with Hack-O-Lantern, it was that video cassette from the Ring
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brendon Dec 3
even if i was another UFC HW, if i had to fight Ngannou, as soon as they locked the gate i would just start screaming, then hug my knees and rock back and forth
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brendon Dec 3
the best Overeem can hope for after this is that the coroner is cute
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brendon Dec 2
normal countries who dont bankrupt people to go to college must laugh their ass off at this dr pepper tiuition halftime thing
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brendon Dec 2
Replying to @beckett929
thank you, btw. forgot that part. because im a self-centered dick.
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brendon Dec 2
Replying to @beckett929
i honestly dont even know if it exists anymore.
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brendon Dec 2
"boo"? they boo'd him? is there some kind of rock and battery shortage that i dont know about?
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brendon Dec 2
suffice to say it was a tad higher than anyone elses at Spin, and i was 1 year into a 3 year deal. Spin is a shit company, no one should work there, they dont honor their deals
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brendon Dec 2
Chavis didnt even write a website dumba... oh wait. ok i get it now (and really it was because a new CEO took over and didnt want pay my contract)
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brendon Dec 2
Texas AM just got Chavis'ed x 75
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brendon Dec 2
congrats to Texas AM on the 10yr/$75M deal for Jimbo Fisher (.500 for his last 20 games). you were in a war with no one, and by god you won it
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brendon Nov 20
Replying to @Filmdrunk
just found San Francisco's only prude
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brendon Nov 20
she was probably wondering, "the bodyguard"? what the fuck, what are we gonna do next year, "time cop"?"
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