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Lea Grover Nov 15
Me: "Cats? What the hell is that noise?" Reader, this is not what I expected them to be playing with.
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Lea Grover Nov 8
Replying to @ScottWalker
A: a menorah is not a candle B: menorahs area used during all sorts of holidays C: a *channukiah* is specific to Channukah, and it is used to HOLD candles D: Even the MOST traditional Channukah greeting--"Chag Samayach"-- is literally just Hebrew for "Happy Holidays."
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Lea Grover Nov 6
And now this will be stuck in my head all day. 😂
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Lea Grover Nov 1
My nephew. I just want to gobble him up!!
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Lea Grover Oct 31
When after three hours of trick-or-treating in the snow the only thing still standing is your hair.
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Lea Grover Oct 31
How to lose your husband's respect with one Target impulse purchase:
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Lea Grover Oct 30
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Lea Grover Oct 23
This evening my MIL asked excitedly what Mike's complete DNA results were. It took me a minute, but I figured out what she was talking about.
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Lea Grover Oct 23
I don't pray for a cure for . I don't pray for recovery. I don't pray for miracles. I pray for my husband's happiness. Link in…
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Lea Grover Sep 24
"I'M SORRY!" she screamed, as though every letter was a parenthetical "Fuck You." . "That is NO way to apologize!" I screamed back. . And then there were tears. . . Link in…
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Lea Grover Sep 14
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Lea Grover Sep 14
Things Mike and the girls love: 1. Ridiculous surprises 2. T-Rex costumes 3. Daddy not having to stay at the hospital anymore
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Lea Grover Sep 11
I want so badly to hold her. I want to wrap her up in my flesh and let her feel how good it is, how good this overweight, over-exhausted, unrepentant body can feel. I want her to know how long it can go between…
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Lea Grover Sep 3
There is only one person who can sit with my children and talk about how much we all love Daddy and want him to come home, and also how smelly his farts are, and also that it's okay to be scared, and if we're…
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Lea Grover Aug 29
Replying to @Johnny70250027
He had his surgery on Tuesday, in conjunction with an immunotherapy trial for IL-12 inhibitors and cimiplumab.
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Lea Grover Aug 28
"You need to stop writing and get some rest," my nine-year-old told me before promptly falling asleep at my side. The night before, she chided my father when he commented negatively on her window's view. "Stop making…
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Lea Grover Aug 27
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Lea Grover Aug 23
"I'm scared," they said, both directly and by insinuation, and I told them, "I know." # Link in…
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Lea Grover Aug 23
"Will it hurt?" "What if they cut into the wrong part of his brain by mistake and he forgets us?" "What if he needs to pee during surgery?" "What if he gets sick?" "When will we go back to being normal?"
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