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bob bihlmayer
musician, songwriter, copywriter, cat parent. happiest above 7500'. Liverpool/Barca. hates Illinois Nazis. 'i know i believe in nothing but it is my nothing.'
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bob bihlmayer 2h
hickory dick-ory doxx identify their cocks
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Dick Slander, Private One-Eye.
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Kids Write Jokes 5h
how can the zoo snakes play a drum they say to the zookeeper oh there is bees on your drum and the zookeeper bangs it to get the bees off
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Replying to @averysafecat
Violent J's suit is a work of art.
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yakety yak! don't talk back!
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Replying to @stevesilberman
it also strikes me that you could sing "semen explosion" to the tune of "Psychotic Reaction." or "Disco Inferno," for that matter.
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Replying to @landpsychology
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Replying to @stevesilberman
is there anything belonging to the former Warsaw Pact nations that *won't* blow up? or hasn't, like, this month? all i can say is, when the radiation, the deadly virii, and the boatload of semen, erm, come together it's not gonna be pretty.
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bob bihlmayer 13h
i still remember when the Dead deliberately kept their ticket prices *below* average for the whole 1980s. i guess the world is a different place now 😿
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well, i'm not a fan of current D&C pricing policy, but Live Nation has lockout contracts with essentially every major (i.e. large-capacity) venue in the US. thus, if you want to play anything bigger than ~5000 seats you're stuck with them. the Ticketmaster thing sucks, though.
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Bodega Cats 15h
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Replying to @bourgwick
i must confess that i haven't really kept pace with official *or* unofficial releases for several years now. i didn't even know that 1/22/78 had been DPed until a few months ago. new things to discover!
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lemonade was a popular drink and it still is Sep 14
"toxicity" by system of a down played on miniature drums >>>
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bob bihlmayer 16h
Replying to @bourgwick
well, this is entirely new to me! i know what i'm listening to at work tomorrow morning.
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Replying to @landpsychology
what is this adorable creature?
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Replying to @MPayneCville
need a video with "Yakety Sax" as the bg music. 🐃🎷
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Russian Memes United 23h
When you got bored on the big internet and you went on the smaller one
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