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Bad Science 7h
A stone is just a rock that has no joy in its heart.
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Bad Science Jun 15
Mars is red because it’s blushing.
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Bad Science Jun 14
Larvae are baby.
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Bad Science Jun 13
Dark chocolate reduces the risk of heartbreak.
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Bad Science Jun 11
The moon is a ghost.
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Bad Science Jun 11
Fresh duck blood makes a great face mask.
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Bad Science Jun 7
Most eels are on meth.
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Bad Science Jun 4
The Sun is unremarkable.
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Bad Science May 31
Rogue waves result from the ocean’s inability to express its emotions.
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Bad Science May 28
Five placebos are three times more effective than one.
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Bad Science May 26
Worms have no arms, legs, eyes, or loans.
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Bad Science May 23
According to Newton’s laws of motion, you could move the moon if you had a real big moon-mover.
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Bad Science May 22
During photosynthesis trees absorb the world’s grief & store it in their bodies.
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Bad Science May 20
Humans are the only animals that get upset about dragons.
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Bad Science May 19
When hiking in bear-country, sing Pearl Jam songs as you hike. Bears hate Pearl Jam.
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Bad Science May 19
The ocean is Earth’s drool.
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Bad Science May 19
On average, a human blanks out 25,000 times a day.
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Bad Science May 17
Dinosaurs were very good dancers.
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Bad Science May 16
A slug is essentially a snail without a home.
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Bad Science May 15
If you could stretch out all of your blood vessels, you could look like Phil Collins.
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