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Bad Science Dec 17
Most plants are holding back on us.
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Bad Science Dec 17
Like snowflakes, each McDonalds hamburger is unique.
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Bad Science Dec 6
Most volcanoes are just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Bad Science Dec 6
Billions of years ago the Earth & the Moon broke up.
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Bad Science Dec 6
Research suggests that there maybe be a planet made entirely out of Jolly Ranchers.
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Bad Science Dec 6
Each breath you inhale contains some Komodo dragon drool.
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Bad Science Dec 6
A single teaspoon of dirt has more common sense than you do.
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Bad Science Dec 4
Seven ways you can help save the environment! Number Seven: Make a list! Making a list is super helpful for Mother Nature, even if you never do any of the things on that list! Each list you make gives you the right to litter & waste for a week!
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Bad Science Dec 4
Seven ways you can help save the environment! Number Six: Treat yourself to a big fat steak! You need to feel good to do good, & nothing makes you feel better than eating an enormous steak!
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Bad Science Dec 4
Seven ways you can help save the environment! Number Five: Call your mom! Every time you call your mom, you attempt to talk her out of her evil plans to pour toxic waste into a local river.
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Bad Science Dec 4
Seven ways you can help save the environment! Number Four: Wrap your entire body in plastic! Your body gives off eco-harmful greenhouse gases all day long. Do nature a favor & wrap that badboy up!
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Bad Science Dec 4
Seven ways you can help save the environment! Number Three: Post a photo of yourself glaring at a tree! Nothing helps the environment more than posting photos of yourself scowling at tree or giving a tree the stinkeye.
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Bad Science Dec 4
Seven ways you can help save the environment! Number Two: Eat more plastic grocery bags! Delicious & nutritious, plastic bags also tend to lodge in your intestines, reducing hunger & helping you to lose weight!
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Bad Science Dec 4
Seven ways you can help save the environment! Number one: plant a goat! Every goat you bury gives the environment two extra lives.
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Bad Science Dec 3
You share 97% of your DNA with a ghost.
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Bad Science Dec 3
Studies indicate that science is boring.
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Bad Science Dec 3
There’s nothing special about The Universe.
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Bad Science Dec 3
Early humans enjoyed the film Love Actually as much as or possibly more than modern man does.
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Bad Science Dec 3
Scientists have detected black holes by their stink-waves.
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Bad Science Dec 2
Every tree hates every human.
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