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Bad Science 19m
Einstein’s theory of relativity states that the closer one is to one’s awful cousins, the slower times goes.
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Bad Science Apr 20
Dreams are just your mind writing fan-fiction about yourself.
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Bad Science Apr 18
Light absolutely loves to travel in a vacuum.
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Bad Science Apr 12
Blood is red because goblins live inside our blood cells.
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Bad Science Apr 10
Scientists warn that by 2030 the Earth will run out of weather.
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Bad Science Apr 10
Your shadow must stay in constant motion to remain alive.
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Bad Science Apr 9
This is a dinosaur or whatever.
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Bad Science Apr 8
Lichen can be found growing on rocks, tree trunks, & academics.
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Bad Science Apr 5
Though your bones stop growing after puberty, your shame can continue to grow until the day you die.
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Bad Science Apr 4
Bubble wrap is naturally produced by bubble trees.
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Bad Science Mar 29
The average adult human’s vocabulary contains about 15,000 catastrophes.
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Bad Science Mar 27
Sharks kill 12 people per year while poetry kills 11,417 people every day.
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Bad Science Mar 26
There are more brain cells in your brain than there are Totino’s pizza rolls in this microwave.
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Bad Science Mar 25
Albert Einstein’s brain weighed 2.71 pounds (1,230 grams) — 10% smaller than the average bacon double-cheeseburger.
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Bad Science Mar 25
Every action has an equal & opposite redaction.
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Bad Science Mar 24
Excessive drinking can change your liver into a delicious egg salad sandwich.
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Bad Science Mar 20
In his later years, Darwin thought turtles were gods.
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Bad Science Mar 20
For oily skin, sadness makes an excellent exfoliant.
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Bad Science Mar 19
The human heart is a twitching hole that refuses to remain filled.
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Bad Science Mar 19
Snakes can't bite food so they have to drink smoothies.
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