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Bad Science Feb 14
Most sharks never sleep because they have to constantly replay conversations from seven years ago during which they said the wrong thing.
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Bad Science Feb 13
Though 94% of life on Earth is aquatic, 75% of all marine animals are total goofballs.
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Bad Science Feb 13
The tiny hairs on a raspberry are the shriveled remains of its hopes & dreams.
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Bad Science Feb 12
Sound cannot travel through a vacation.
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Bad Science Feb 11
Light is an energy beam that moves in wavelengths. It is made up of tiny glowing insects that lay eggs in your skin.
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Bad Science Feb 9
Drinking too much bone broth makes you boring.
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Bad Science Feb 2
“Tom Brady sucks.” —Albert Einstein
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Bad Science Feb 1
The rarest blood type is Google+
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Bad Science Jan 31
Muscles are divided into two types: yours & mine.
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Bad Science Jan 30
Replying to @baimestayer
A termite kindly demonstrating how ants hug.
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Bad Science Jan 30
Despite their name, koala bears aren’t actually koalas.
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Bad Science Jan 29
This is how ants hug.
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Bad Science Jan 29
70% of the Earth’s surface is covered in tears.
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Bad Science Jan 28
If you had lived up to your potential you’d be able to breathe under water by now.
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Bad Science Jan 28
On a clear night, away from city lights, you can see over 100,000 stab wounds in the sky.
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Bad Science Jan 27
Water is composed of two elements: oxygen & michigan.
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Bad Science Jan 26
Maggots, as is obvious when seen through an electron microscope, feel the same range of emotions as humans do.
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Bad Science Jan 26
Human conception begins with a dad joke.
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Bad Science Jan 25
Top 7 Continents 7) Antarctica 6) Antarctica 5) Antarctica 4) Antarctica 3) Antarctica 2) Antarctica 1) Antarctica
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Bad Science Jan 25
Most trees die of a broken heart.
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