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Like the Great Wall of China, your anxiety is visible from space.
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Bad Science Aug 20
A constant flow of fear keeps a plane aloft.
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Bad Science Aug 16
Nothing is only 15% easier than something.
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Bad Science Aug 9
If you pet a raccoon you will become a raccoon.
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Bad Science Aug 8
The Moon hides underwater during the day.
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Bad Science Aug 6
Some whales are so small that they live in your tears & feed on your sadness.
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Bad Science Aug 5
The primary cause of climate change is the Big Bang.
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Bad Science Aug 2
According to quantum theory, you can take anything in the universe back to Target & they have to give you store credit.
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Bad Science Aug 1
The sky is blue because it’s holding its breath.
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Bad Science Aug 1
Scientists agree: Jake sucks.
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Bad Science Jul 31
70% of the human body is made up of punctuation.
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Bad Science Jul 29
Humans spend 1/3 of their lives sleeping beside an open laptop, & a plate of old pizza crusts.
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Bad Science Jul 27
About 94% of living things on Earth smell weird.
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Bad Science Jul 26
Clouds are the sky’s tweets.
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Bad Science Jul 25
Replying to @divinetailor
If one already has a goatee their goatee grows a goatee.
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Bad Science Jul 25
After you die, your hair & fingernails keep growing & you grow a goatee.
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Bad Science Jul 23
While they might appear to be stone fruits, avocados are actually an emotion.
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Bad Science Jul 22
A baby physicist is called a fizzle.
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Bad Science Jul 22
A baby geologist is called a shard.
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Bad Science Jul 18
Do not play dice with bears.
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