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Bad Science Aug 3
Doctors recommended that you drink at least eight glasses of blood a day.
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Bad Science Aug 2
Changes in weather are caused by lustful thoughts.
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Bad Science Jul 31
Caterpillars take about two weeks inside their cocoons to transform into sharks.
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Bad Science Jul 27
In the hours after death, the human body begins to fill up with honey.
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Bad Science Jul 27
Thunder is the sound of the lightning trying to apologize.
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Bad Science Jul 27
A platypus’s bill is covered in nearly 40,000 centipedes.
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Bad Science Jul 24
A human heart pumps about 1,900 gallons of Dr. Pepper each day.
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Bad Science Jul 23
Memory is composed of particles called memos.
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Bad Science Jul 22
You can’t spell “biology” without “beagle puppy.”
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Bad Science Jul 18
Scientists know more about the surface of the moon than they know about why you keep doing that weird thing you do.
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Bad Science Jul 17
Your sadness & despair contains approximately 20 million pounds of gold dissolved into it, but it is impossible to effectively extract the gold.
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Bad Science Jul 15
Snakes can open their jaws wide enough to swallow all your failures & regrets
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Bad Science Jul 14
Love is caused by drinking water that has been contaminated by love.
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Bad Science Jul 14
Every balloon is named Dave &/or David.
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Bad Science Jul 13
17.3 million adults in the United States (7.1% of all US adults) have had or will have at least one major goth phase.
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Bad Science 7 Dec 17
Newton's Third Law states that for every action there is an equal & opposite anxiety.
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Bad Science 5 Mar 18
Doctors recommend you hug a weird fish at least three times a week.
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Bad Science 29 Jan 19
70% of the Earth’s surface is covered in tears.
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Bad Science Jul 10
There are two types of tickling: tickling that causes laughter when someone touches ticklish areas of your body repeatedly, & tickling caused by Dennis Quaid crawling lightly across your skin.
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Bad Science Jul 10
Glass is made out of melted spiders.
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