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Ayser Salman
Still trying to get high school right. AUTHOR: THE WRONG END OF THE TABLE -- AVAILABLE NOW .
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Ayser Salman 23h
My Mom just asked me, "Why don't political candidates wear glasses?" ... and you know what? I don't think I've ever considered it. Anyone know?
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Seema Oct 23
Today I accepted the difficult reality that I’ll never have a panda friend I can hug. Is this why people get dogs?
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Daniel Dae Kim Oct 22
I miss the fly.
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Ayser Salman Oct 22
Replying to @AileenWeintraub
Just popcorn?
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Azita Ghanizada Oct 22
Replying to @AzitaGhanizada
2-When you look at the staggering differences for all performers in regular roles on cable TV in 2018-2019, makes you count your lucky stars to be one of 8 performers, or one of the 2 performers working regularly in Cable .
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Ayser Salman Oct 22
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LaToya Morgan Oct 20
Election Day will be a paid holiday for my writers room and my production company. Here's to everyone exercising their civic duty.
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Anthony Scaramucci Oct 16
The answer is: you should always respond to . Speak truth to power with facts, like . If you stand up to the bully, he folds like a lawn chair. We're seeing that unfold in real time because of the strong, steady leadership of .
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Greg Sargent Oct 16
Trump's rage at Savannah Guthrie all comes down to a simple truth: He believes he's entitled to wage this campaign in a universe of his own creation, one that's entirely fictional. But on one front after another, reality is crashing in. New piece:
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Laurence Tribe Oct 16
.: “I don’t get that. You’re the President. You’re not like someone’s crazy uncle who can just retweet whatever!” Savannah was a marvelous moderator. But he IS “like someone’s crazy uncle.” And the sooner that’s acknowledged the better.
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Ayser Salman Oct 14
Replying to @HollynHeron
You mean like “urinal cake?”
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Ayser Salman Oct 13
Replying to @SheaVanHoy
$18,000. I still have my first paycheck.
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Nancy Cox Oct 13
Despite what is tweeting, he is not leading the race for President in KY. The Associated Press always sends out test numbers to make sure systems are working. It's an automated thing that is posting election results on our website. Sorry viewers. Sorry Kanye.
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Ayser Salman Oct 9
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Sue Obeidi Oct 8
Thanks for sharing. We hope you can join us on Saturday.
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Ayser Salman Oct 8
Just posted a video
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Ayser Salman Oct 8
Just posted a video
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Judd Apatow Oct 7
I don’t remember having to hide in the house for a year in 2009.
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