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Authentic Wm. Gibson
Synopses for William Gibson novels that are definitely 100% real, but only in a timeline with greater authenticity than this one.
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 22
BYE
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 22
Salman Rushdie lives in a bathysphere & gets turned on by faxing people hardcopy plans to 3d print replicas of his extended middle finger.
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 22
Pierogies made from laboratory grown thigh meat made from yr. matrilineal ancestors up to eighteen generations back, which don't taste good.
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 22
US teens registering for draft have to wear kinetic energy capture wristwatches that compute protein folding solutions w/masturbatory joules
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 22
Salmon based fuel cell technology found rotting in the riffles of the Columbia River in Free Washington downstream of Ursine Rocky Mountains
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 22
Archdiocese of Izmir distributes lowrise condoms made of nematode skin genetically sequenced to secrete microdoses of cocaine hydrochloride.
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 22
Everyone in Indonesia moves to Japan as part of an elaborate joke on their pets.
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 22
Iranian microbrews cost twenty bucks a pint and are too hoppy and taste like cardamom. Jeans are illegal between 63rd & 168th St. in Chicago
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 22
Sulka leather jackets that make you hyperactive. Greek people who steal your shoes to talk to them.
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 22
Ok screw it, let's do this:
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gilly  youner Jul 21
you're going to have to up your game
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 20
yeah, I guess, but did you see the number of SNP ministers pushing for restrictions on abortion access? Stupidity is universal.
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 20
thank you kindly.
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 20
Lufthansa bar on Munich-Dakha is fancy enough to serve margaritas rimed w/salt from 1 of 13 seas, not fancy enough to know mrgs=abomination.
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$NAME Jul 15
then what? Throw it in the ocean? Colonialist.
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 15
internal polls say he has the highest number of voters -- 33% I think?
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 15
Homeopathy has been snake oil for a lot longer than five years.
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 15
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 15
I'm going to burn my British passport and dissolve the ashes in a liter of water, then one droplet of that in another liter, then one drople
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Authentic Wm. Gibson Jul 15
The leading candidate for UK Labour leader believes in homeopathic medicine (and doesn't get compliment/complement).
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