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Austin Webb
I'm good at dad Jokes, Excel spreadsheets, & writing songs. My pet peeves are pajamas in public & sea horses. Took some time off . 2018 I'm back to it
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liz ✨ Feb 7
Just passed a church with a sign that said, “Adam and Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms & conditions” Bruh lmao
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Austin Webb Feb 8
Replying to @olddominionfan
It's not?
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Simar Feb 1
Happy Black History Month to an entire community of people whose contributions to this nation’s heritage, economy, culture, growth & prosperity have been under appreciated by history for far too long.
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Netflix US Jan 24
FRIENDS 2018 PLOTLINES -Joey eats Tide pods, goes to hospital (guest star Ellen Pompeo) -Chandler won't shut up about how funny his Vines were -Ed Sheeran cameo interrupts Phoebe's Central Perk set -Ross gets everyone into Bitcoin -The One Where The Gang Realizes Their Privilege
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Austin Webb Jan 23
Has anyone ever told you they were a "hot mess" and you thought to yourself ..... I mean you're a mess but that's it .
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Austin Webb Jan 22
I wonder what the weather is like?(door to outside is 5 ft away) .... me: checks phone instead . Relatable?
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Austin Webb Jan 21
So... what else are y'all doing on Super Bowl Sunday ? I think washing clothes might be more exciting
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Austin Webb Jan 20
Replying to @CassandraMcKown
Big things this year ms McKown
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Austin Webb Jan 20
RT if you've ever went through a car wash just to get a break in life
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Austin Webb Jan 20
Are there any secret menu items for -fil-A ?
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Austin Webb Jan 17
Google arts and culture app was spot on
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Austin Webb Jan 15
VIDEO: In Honor of Dr. King I wanted to share a work tape of a song i wrote a yr or so ago with & . ONE DAY. Proud of these lyrics. Stick to Love !
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Austin Webb Jan 8
Oh my god...
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Austin Webb Jan 8
. IS. NOW. and.... I'm with it
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Austin Webb Dec 15
Blame it all on my roots I showed up in a wagon wheel and ruined your free bird affair
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Austin Webb Dec 6
Replying to @BroncosgirlinCA
Great! 100% dad mode! How Are yall?
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Austin Webb Dec 6
Retweet if you don't understand $3000 rims on a 500 car.
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Austin Webb Dec 6
Dude , how can you not like the rock ? I smell what your cookin bro
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