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Austin Webb
I'm good at dad Jokes, Excel spreadsheets, & writing songs. My pet peeves are pajamas in public & sea horses. Took some time off . 2018 I'm back to it
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Austin Webb Apr 20
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Austin Webb Apr 18
Don't be a dingus ya dingus , will be this Friday
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Austin Webb Apr 16
You win the morning, you win the day ! Great Monday motivation video!
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Austin Webb Apr 15
the port st joe album cover reminds me of the beach scenes from City Of Angels. Also that movie had Nick Cage so I'm double excited . Keep rocking dudes
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Austin Webb Apr 10
Every time I sneeze , I accidentally "Dab" and the kids go wild. No "bless you" just pure " did that 29 yr old dad dude just dab my way? Yes, yes I did
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Austin Webb Apr 10
When people say they're not a BIG, Elvis fan I just assume they mean they didn't like him in the 70s
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Austin Webb Apr 9
I remember when dad jokes were just jokes
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Austin Webb Apr 9
Shaved my beard and someone said "hey you shaved your beard" I acted completely shocked and ran to a mirror. Best 3 minutes so far today
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Austin Webb Apr 5
What was up with the Don't Wake Daddy game? Why we're the kids so scared to wake dad, why was he sleeping alone? Where was his spouse? Is he divorced, is he abusive? Even the cat is stressed out, what's going on?
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Austin Webb Apr 4
Just an iPhone recording : full video here
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Austin Webb Apr 4
Replying to @austinlwebb
40 mins
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Austin Webb Apr 4
RT for a chance to win cool prizes . First of WEBB WEDNESDAY tonight 6pm! Video on all socials
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Austin Webb Apr 3
Replying to @CassandraMcKown
Happy birthday!!!
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Austin Webb Apr 3
Replying to @ericchavezz
Sounds great dude !
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Austin Webb Apr 1
He Rose So we could get down!!! So much fun on Easter !
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Austin Webb Mar 31
Pro tip for happy life : park the furthest spot away , you'll probably get inside before the time it takes to circle around & wait . Also you burn calories . Also put your shopping carts 🛒 back in the space provided or you go to hell
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Austin Webb Mar 29
NEW SONG - NEW VIDEO every other week! Stay tuned or don't, I'm doing it either way
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Austin Webb Mar 26
A Waffle House near me just failed a health inspection. In other words, a Waffle House exists near me.
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Austin Webb Mar 26
Happy Monday from me and this precious butterball turkey angel bear
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