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A/V Solove
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asolove
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Engineering Manager @stripe: building Checkout, Stripe.js and our native SDKs. Working remote. (he/him)
Has a better video call setup than you.
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A/V Solove
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More like test umami
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arctangrams send tweet
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Alright which one of you idiots drank the cursed mummy juice. It’s the only explanation.
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big if true
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Patient: Doctor, I think I have Strep.
Doctor: Well, your temperature is elevated by twelve degrees, so I think you actually have Stripe.
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No more optional arguments!
We want to live in solid arity and we will seize the methods in production.
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Just a guess, but that seems as far as in-group status can be parlayed socially. If I know someone that knows you, they can convey why you should help me. Add one more person and the link is more tenuous.
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I suspect it’s not your personal in-group, but the size of the network through two hops of people’s transitive in-groups, that matters.
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*tape scratch*
You’re probably wondering how I got here
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And it’s a Q4 come from behind victory led by @gerstenzang
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Just to be serious for a second, I do have actual dating advice based on my experience: make sure that on the first day of college, someone way out of your league asks you on a date, mistaking you for someone else. Then don't ever let go.
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4. Sometimes you will look at a date and say "has it really been that many milliseconds since the start of this epoch?" The answer is: yes.
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Today is my team's Super Bowl. Wish us luck.
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3. By default, your dates will be too imprecise for detailed performance analysis. To get more precision on your dates, you'll need to use different methods.
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2. No matter how sure you are that it's ok: never, ever, do math on a date. You'll want to find a trusted third-party for that.
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Going to jump on the bandwagon and write a thread of dating advice from my experience.
1. Don't let dating define your life! At root, a date is just a count of the milliseconds that have passed since an arbitrary start point.
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Dammit I’ve been living menos this whole time.
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Sometimes I worry that here I am in 2020 but I'm still thinking inside the bun.
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A/V Solove
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ASK YOUR COPYWRITER
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A/V Solove
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now rounding up an investor roadshow for a public offering
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