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Ashley Croce
help my succulents keep dying.
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Ashley Croce 7h
Lol send vibes that I only twisted my ankle and not sprained it because I have two big shifts to work and lots of shit to do!!!
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sailor moon 20h
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Maclunkey Means Family 14h
the english americans 🤝 being too racist to have a functioning democracy
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Ashley Croce 19h
The vet told me part of the reason why my cat catches mice and my ex’s cat didn’t is because his cat is a male cat and male cats are lazier and also he’s useless just like his father.
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Hannah Solow Dec 11
"Someone is Putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas" - a song by me and the
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AMBER ROSE OFFICIAL 21h
Y'all really thought I was one of them 😂😂😂 Boris Johnson?
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Ashley Croce Dec 10
Replying to @ashcroach
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Adahm Top Ruined My Credit Dec 10
Which Von Trapp child do you identify as? Personally I’m a Gretl because I need to go to bed
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Emily Murnane Dec 10
I sigh with relief as we turn the page on yet another year without the fabled return of the low rise jean, but do not dare allow myself any reprieve —we must maintain constant vigilance
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lindsey romain Dec 9
todd phillips getting a directors nomination over greta gerwig... my supervillain origin story 🤡
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Ashley Croce Dec 9
This Christmas season I would like to remind everyone of the egregious yearly omission of Jessica’s song from “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”. Put this acid trip back in the broadcast you cowards.
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Ashley Croce Dec 6
New England is a parody of itself.
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Ashley Croce Dec 6
The best theatre teacher I had when I was a teenager. Thankful to her for all she taught me and for introducing me to Robyn.
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Ashley Croce Dec 4
I love my therapist for many reasons but mostly for the way she drags my ex in our sessions.
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Ashley Croce Dec 4
Replying to @mrfoolian
HUH????
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Ashley Croce Dec 4
Replying to @ashcroach
WINONA ATE HALF A MOUSE AND LEFT HALF FOR US. I WON’T POST A PHOTO BECAUSE IT’S TRAUMATIZING.
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Danny Barefoot Dec 3
Critiquing Pete Buttigieg or not liking him or thinking he’d be a bad nominee, doesn’t make you a bad faith actor or mean you aren’t committed to beating Trump. He’s an inexperienced small town mayor with no real accomplishments, not the messiah.
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Will Thomas Dec 3
I said this when dropped out, and I'm saying it again now that has: it's a shame that we have immensely qualified women dropping out before men with a tenth of their resume and acumen.
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Ashley Croce Dec 2
Replying to @DanDDeutsch
Ice it. Try to splint it. And see where you’re at tomorrow?
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Ashley Croce Dec 1
Replying to @ashcroach
Pizza. (Jk this is a toy and she can haz this)
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