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Brian Colquhoun
Theoretical particle physicist: Postdoctoral Fellow at & Honorary Fellow . Ask me anything on particle physics. All views are ingroup's
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Brian Colquhoun Aug 6
Has there ever been a recorded case of anyone in the world allowing websites to send them notifications? I don't believe that it's something that has ever happened.
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tatum Aug 1
FRIEND: what r u watching ME: unsolved mysteries FRIEND: so just mysteries? ME: [taking bite of edible food] i’m not sure what u mean
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Brian Colquhoun Jul 10
"I'm getting up to watch cartoons", said , 29.
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Brian Colquhoun Jul 9
Replying to @agbuckley @PKoppenburg
This is what irked me most of all, too. I don't need 20-30 seconds of my time taken up on this with *each video*. Isn't enough time in the day to do the work-related things on my plate as it is, without it being frittered away on this. Made even worse that it was so amateurish.
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Brian Colquhoun Jul 4
I'm sure is as well-practised as I am in double-checking that any slides or documents don't have a misspelling of "hadron" in them.
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Brian Colquhoun Jun 26
Replying to @article82
Now a second paper (it's a good week for me!). We ask whether tetraquarks (particles made of 2 quarks & 2 anti-quarks) are bound together by the strong force for certain constituent quark combinations. We don't find evidence for that in these cases:
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Brian Colquhoun Jun 24
Something off the beaten path: I've posted my first dark matter paper (& first not specifically in lattice QCD) so I'm pretty excited about it: It's also 's very first paper, so multiple exciting milestones for our little collaboration!
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Clare Hymer Jun 19
yeah fuck those stringy bits man
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Mason Porter Jun 16
I am here to help.
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Brian Colquhoun Jun 12
Pretty sure that the chance of me buying Grand Theft Auto 5 for a 3rd time on 3 different generations of Playstation consoles because I'm easily swayed by the word "enhanced" is near 100%.
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Ireland Simpsons Fans May 25
Dominic Cummings off for a drive to a castle
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Brian Colquhoun May 25
The public: "Dominic, is this whole saga about you breaking rules as bad as it sounds?" Dominic Cummings in public statement: "No, worse, if you can imagine!"
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Brian Colquhoun May 11
Replying to @TarnemAfify
Thank you, Tarnem! It won't be a particularly exciting birthday, and it's got a lot of work packed into it, but I have chocolate and coffee, so it's going well!
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Brian Colquhoun May 10
Are we agreed that with his name, the Communities Secretary, Jenrick, is obviously the MP for Tamriel?
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Ireland Simpsons Fans Apr 30
Meanwhile, in Dear Old Blighty
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Brian Colquhoun May 1
Replying to @Stick_Pins @gorskon
For heretics!
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Brian Colquhoun May 1
Replying to @Stick_Pins @gorskon
Yeah, we're on a list (or lists) somewhere; I'm blocked too. I have been on it for a long time but don't know which one.
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Brian Colquhoun Apr 23
Messed with some paths in Ubuntu, which resulted in me being unable to install anything. Every fix I tried made it worse. In the end I absolutely cunted the whole OS. Lost a whole day to backing up data and am now in the middle of reinstalling. Be careful out there.
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Brian Colquhoun Apr 17
Replying to @ea_munro
I'm sure the allusion is delightful, but although I have the game I've hardly played it (and because I'm a pedent when it comes to avoiding spoilers) so I don't understand what you mean yet!
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Brian Colquhoun Apr 9
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