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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson
a short sturdy creature, fond of drink and industry (he/him)
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 2h
two years ago twitter's anti-abuse framework made my old account unusable with daily robomodding after I joked about the homicidal tendencies of DIA's Bluecifer sculpture on the bright side I have a better @ now, yey!
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 3h
Replying to @saraislet
that miiiiight be a bit of an edge case 😂 but it's still admirable!
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 3h
Replying to @arrdem
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 3h
I keep forgetting that this habanero jelly is hot enough to basically immediately give me the Spicy Hiccups
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Thinkwert 10h
Have you thought about what you will do when gravity goes sideways? Take time to memorize the “GRIP” action plan: *G*rab a ledge *R*eally hold on tightly *I*nvestigate: who needs help nearby? *P*atiently wait for gravity to correct itself
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 4h
daaaang that's good
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 4h
Replying to @DogmanRespecter
"seed it with May 11th, that's my daughter's birthday" "...well MAKE it into a number somehow! Jesus Christ, you nerds are all the same"
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 4h
Replying to @DogmanRespecter
100% unsurprised that state lotteries would use worse RNGs than the average open-source network software project
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 4h
Replying to @DogmanRespecter
it is definitely possible to model and hijack bad(ly configured) RNGs but there are also quite strong RNGs available
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 4h
Replying to @WhippleMarc
I was just reminiscing about having a CTO who was on-call, then spent a dreamy few minutes imagining the apocalypse that would ensue if our chief _product_ officer got paged at 1am on a Sunday, and the tweet wrote itself from there
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 4h
Replying to @arachnocapital2
end the chickens vs pigs conflict by putting wings and tendies on the menu
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 4h
naughty idea I just came up with: have product managers form an "incident commander" (coordination and communication, not technical deep-dive response) rotation for their teams "you mean I get paged if something breaks??" bet those ops tickets jump to the top of the backlog
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 8h
Replying to @TRULY_DOZING
PU PU SAAAA god I want one
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 8h
Replying to @sonyasupposedly
better than cheesy toast is an open-faced melt of some sort, like chicken salad with a bunch of pepper jack overtop and broilered
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 8h
Replying to @sonyasupposedly
your wrong opinion is valid and it's okay for us to disagree
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parker Oct 19
Replying to @pt
How much do you have to love the New Yorker to be on a Zoom call listening to people discussing future New Yorker content and think, “Oh yeah, that’s the stuff. God that feature sounds soooo erudite. *sets aside coffee* OK, it’s go time…”
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 8h
Olson 2020: Oh you are such a good spider
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 10h
Replying to @TRULY_DOZING
god I wish I had kimchi on hand
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 10h
Replying to @SusanPotter
I was _so wrong_ when I predicted this meme would get overshadowed by Get Stickbugged 😂😂
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Matt "📟💀rollback made it worse💀📟" Olson 10h
Replying to @quephird
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