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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 13
Replying to @PartyPrat
everything went wrong when I drove to it; someone nearly drunk drove into an accident, other people did the same merging, a cop had someone pulled over real malice but after seeing it, it was all a mask for someone venting about Hollywood, why was I afraid in the first place?
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 13
Replying to @PartyPrat
I hated it, it's the complete opposite of me; his apotheosis is so completely opposite that I have to say I condemn it
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 10
Replying to @POOPDOGGYBALLS
NO, BUT I ASSUME IT SAID THAT SOMEWHERE
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 10
Replying to @necrobranson
has ACME given a quote? like, for 20, you get a free catapult and boulder?
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 10
Replying to @ShugoWah
yeesh, the one time I took a muscle relaxant I absolutely just went dead too much, I was way overprescribed, I had no idea that stuff would make you that way
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 10
Replying to @kunsypt @VenusAsABun
Thirty Helens Agree
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 10
Replying to @POOPDOGGYBALLS
14) YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE AND BUY NEW CLOTHES! THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD RIGHT
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 10
Replying to @tonitonirocca
"you've come so far"
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 10
Replying to @DxGGEAUX @_scaryh
glad you remember me, jackass
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 10
you know this thing doesn't work for talking to people, right
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 10
Replying to @ShugoWah
play Indivisible and see all the lesbians
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 9
Replying to @rwoodsmall
hey, so I ordered the $2.99 GIF of Rita Repulsa opening her trash can and I only got 100 plays. What gives?
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 9
Replying to @kthorjensen
true poutine will kill you
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 9
Replying to @kthorjensen
the sword guitar and it is called the "Very Good"
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 9
Replying to @cushbomb @jordha
ie. everyone who has been baptized in a river or under water
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 9
Replying to @tonitonirocca
you didn't care for Indivisible :/
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 9
well then turn the stove off!
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 9
Replying to @AlmightyBoob
the shredded leaf thief and they burn all of them in a way that they burn into your windows
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 9
Replying to @necrobranson
it's a bar, but there's a designated mosh pit where everyone can slam dance if they wish you can hold up a flag and get out of the crowd whenever you like
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ah but let me tell you about Israel it was called Oct 9
so what got him suspended anyway
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