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Aparna Nancherla
A period comes at the end of a sentence AND an egg
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Chris 9 Mar 18
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Except for your sentence.
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Kausik 9 Mar 18
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And only one of those are... sanguine.
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Scott Bateman 9 Mar 18
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But not in this tweet, apparently.
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Darryan 9 Mar 18
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This is a really really good one. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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The Illuminicey ☻ 9 Mar 18
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It's an invisible egg, created by the largest key on your keyboard. Back in the typewriter days, periods came with two eggs.Nowadays a lot of folk go vegan
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(((Sarah Barmak))) πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 9 Mar 18
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and without a period, an egg may become a life sentence
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Kyle 9 Mar 18
And with three periods, wait, I have no idea where I'm going with this...
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HowToFoldSoup 9 Mar 18
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This feels like one of the metaphors that Einstein used to explain relativity.
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Profoundly Rogue Tortoise 🐒 9 Mar 18
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You can't make an omelette without cracking a few menstrual cycles..! 🐣🐣
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Mr. Walters? 9 Mar 18
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Why isn’t there a period at the end of that sentence?
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Mr. Walters? 9 Mar 18
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Dude, don’t be that guy.
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