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Antonio García Martínez
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @wolfblitzer
Like every American story, it must have a happy ending. Down-home common sense wins in the end. And with that, I bid everyone good night in these United States.
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Noahpinion @mattocko
Or Cuba for that matter. Just that Venezuela is more recent and doesn't have quite the branding.
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Paper receipts. Always paper receipts.
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @sdamico @wolfblitzer
As it should. Mayhem.
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @wolfblitzer
My last name is 'SMITH; DROP TABLE ELECTION', and my vote counts!
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @mosyednyc @wolfblitzer
My name is JOHNNY SMITH; DROP TABLE ELECTION, and I vote!
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @wolfblitzer
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Whatever jackass outsourced coder they hired to build the app, just dumped stderr (with the failed query and schema info) to the user. Because of course.
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @wolfblitzer
THEY HUNG UP ON HIM AT THE END! After waiting for six hours. Twitter is now the official public record. In 2320, in the Museum of the Early American Empire (on Mars), there'll be holographic displays of Tweets, as we now have preserved papyrus in the British Museum.
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @wolfblitzer
Oh! And is there with the story of the Tweeting county clerk! The official app didn't work, he was stuck on hold, so Twitter it was. There's no beating US democracy for the show.
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @kchoudhu
So long as you don't expect government to actually do anything in society.
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @kchoudhu
Ah. So powerless-Bernie option...
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @antoniogm
(On the third glass of Garnacha, so we'll go there.) From the hard-nosed (though perhaps naive) view of SV technologists, everyone else in society (save for perhaps the military) seems like an utterly feckless nitwit when it comes to technology.
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @tommycollison
Which 'Jessica' are we talking here?
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @tylersookochoff @semil i 2 ostali
The fact that guy still gets his emails replied to by anyone is a near-miracle, given his utter incompetence.
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Antonio García Martínez 9 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @rezendi
And yet....you're still in the American circus. You'd *die* of boredom Up North.
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Antonio García Martínez 10 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @mmasnick
This is where we are right now.
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Antonio García Martínez 10 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @chrisalbon
Most everything in the world is converging toward acting like a startup. Of course it's a Google Sheet whose link is just being messaged around. I'm sure the write permissions are locked down tight.
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Antonio García Martínez 10 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @antoniogm
FUCKING LOL Of course it ended up as a Google Sheet. Everything in life ends up as a Google Sheet at some point...
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Antonio García Martínez 10 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @semil @mosyednyc @rohit_x_
Her former campaign manager is apparently running the primary app, which is performing so handsomely:
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Antonio García Martínez 10 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @beautifullybunk
I've got more skeletons in closets than the Smithsonian. I'm afraid I must decline the possibility of this incredible honor.
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