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The Hair Apparent
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The Hair Apparent 14h
to be fair we did throw away one eagle then starved the other. But we stopped that shit like a long time ago
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Mike Rosenberg May 24
Most-googled question in each state (cc for Maryland)
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The Hair Apparent 15h
lsu shouldn't have let the tiger catch cancer. They have a medical school ffs
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The Hair Apparent 15h
Keith
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Jeanna 16h
Yeah, Keith takes it personally when guys think they're too good for special teams. Was proactive with it this year.
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Jeanna 16h
Legit just learned more about football from DQ and Coach Keith than I ever knew in my entire life. Can't wait to write this up for y'all.
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Jeanna 16h
Injuries are the biggest deal for Keith because he'll lose a ST starter and end up with a guy in there who wasn't even active previously.
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The Hair Apparent 17h
oh wow I didn't realize. You should keep telling them then
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The Hair Apparent 17h
all your followers know you're tall, I promise
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The Hair Apparent May 24
the real eagles weren't called Seymour. We haven't had a real eagle since we starved the last one to death 24 years ago
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The Hair Apparent May 24
Why couldn't the fucking possum catch cancer
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The Hair Apparent May 24
as a compromise, I'd be in favor of turning cancerous tigers free at lsu home games
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The Hair Apparent May 24
I sell timeshares hoe
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Dystopian YA Novel Jun 16
"You're the best nunchuck fighter in the Colony!" Ermias insists. "But what good is that against the System?" I reply.
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Dystopian YA Novel Jul 31
Sephara runs her hand across the gash on my arm. "I'm a Healer," she says with a smile when she sees my confusion. "It's my Talent."
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Dystopian YA Novel Sep 4
"You're a traitor?" I say with disbelief. I'm shaking. "But you're someone I once trusted!"
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Dystopian YA Novel Dec 26
The Commander calls me into her Chamber. This seems normal. Leaders of nations meet with 16 year olds all the time.
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Dystopian YA Novel Jan 5
Kaysum paused, her eyes flashing. "You're special. You're really unique. You're called..." She took a deep breath. "An 'introvert.'"
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The Hair Apparent May 24
I know man I hate that I can't be there to see the undisputed GOAT :( Hopefully :covri: can make it to the weekend
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The Hair Apparent May 24
free football!
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