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smttt Jun 21
Hearing that a tornado did some damage at Beauvoir. Poor confederacy just can't win
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smttt Jun 20
Motherfucker calls himself father of the who dats. Non playoff game winning ass can eat each dick.
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smttt Jun 20
Probably exaggerated but the way I remember it, he threw that ball straight the fuck up in the air against the eagles. Had his eyes closed
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smttt Jun 20
Bobby Hebert is bottom 1 Falcon all time. Undefeated
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smttt Jun 20
Correct, Hebert was trash.
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Senile Don Draper 11 Jan 15
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VHJG Jun 19
My letter to (though should read it too), concerning dropping out of MS:
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goth mom Jun 19
Replying to @trishasnakes
this is like if a "what about straight pride month" tweet turned into 3 humans
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smttt Jun 16
it's not insane. 0-104 would get funny, entertaining after 2-3 years. The 25s will never enjoy SB LI
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Todd Barry Jun 13
Oh man. What's the opposite of "on a roll"?
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smttt Jun 13
20 years in the Senate, how does Sessions still talk like he can't find his spit cup
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smttt Jun 11
Replying to @__Lindsayyy @fucking
it's meat between two pieces of bread, and sir
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Celebrity Gaucho Apr 24
Son, back before the internet, we were expected to buy candy purely on taste and had no way of knowing Twizzler's stance on abortion.
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smttt Jun 11
Replying to @__Lindsayyy @fucking
this is funny but objectively, hot dogs are sandwiches
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NYT Minus Context Jun 10
punching. That, somehow, feels good to do right now
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Black Aziz Ansari 👏 Jun 10
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Not Wes Welker Jun 10
Dude in the hat: Atlanta Falcons Dude in the Green: New England Patriots
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ATL Sports Scoop Jun 10
The Pats having 283 diamonds in their SB ring is probably the most classless, childish thing I have ever seen
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smttt Jun 10
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My hair Jun 10
@ 31 NFL fan bases: Be prepared to be blocked when you ask Cadet a game question and his lil sensitive ass is feeling some type of way.
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