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The Hair Apparent
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The Hair Apparent Dec 4
Look at this one it's Katrina and in only 5 words, incredible
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The Haunty Dec 4
Metallica has so many live records they make Amelia Earhart look like 'The Truman Show.'
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Mike Umphler Dec 4
That's the dumbest thing you could possibly say.
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The Haunty Dec 4
It's a fantasy of mine to be "reped by cheerleaders."
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Scott Schneider Dec 4
If Andre Royal was still a Saint, he'd hit Fleener in the head with a bag of nickels at halftime.
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The Hair Apparent Dec 4
Lololiverpoololol
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The Hair Apparent Dec 4
Take this shit to f2, buddy
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The Hair Apparent Dec 4
This morning I witnessed a car do a 3 point turn in the middle of I-10. The NOPD in front of me went around him like it was normal
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The Hair Apparent Dec 3
Two extra tickets tomorrow, together. Section 641. Right by the aisle. Good spot. Make me an offer
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The Hair Apparent Nov 30
About that. I'm of the opinion that the gamblers fallacy is itself a hoax. We're due to have no more of that nonsense.
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The Hair Apparent Nov 30
Well and have me convinced. The Saints are going to win the Super Bowl. Pretty fucking exciting
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Paola Nov 30
Saying Sarah Palin would be good for veteran affairs bc she has family in the military Is like saying I should be an obgyn bc I had a baby 🌚
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George Takei Nov 30
Trump is floating Sarah Palin to head the VA. Because apparently our veterans haven't suffered through and sacrificed enough yet.
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Maya Kosoff Nov 29
hmmm, i lied, twitter is actually good
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The Hair Apparent Nov 29
that third paragraph says everything imo. Fucking horrifying
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The Hair Apparent Nov 29
that won't last. Sadly, I think this crew is his first really legit WR corps. Could be good anywhere
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The Hair Apparent Nov 29
Hey guys, you know what'll really turn the tide against trump? Lots of videos of liberals burning flags to protest him. Yep that'll do it
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The Hair Apparent Nov 29
imo don't need a single Brees stat to put him in the HOF. Just a spreadsheet of receivers who left. First ballot
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Mitch Nov 29
"Would you like something to read?" Do have anything light? "How about this leaflet, 'Former Saints WRs Who Thrived Without Drew Brees?'"
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The Hair Apparent Nov 28
ugh, I prefer my hate to be simple and binary, thank you. Don't confuse me
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