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Angry Santa Elf
Why don’t home security cameras ever capture Santa? Because we hacked them all with the looped cam footage sequence from “Speed.” Seriously, you’ve never wondered why Sandra Bullock is driving a bus in your living room?
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terrψ ⛩️ 🇺🇸 Nov 21
Replying to @angrysantaelf
Santa could leave Sandra Bullock in my living room.
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