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andy lassner
Executive Producer - & - Views expressed do not reflect those of America's sweetheart Ellen DeGeneres. Obsessed fan.
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andy lassner 26m
This schmuck. All innocent people spend their Saturdays tweeting about the crime they’re innocent of.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 2h
Sometimes when I see people on here talking about how they’re going to be ‘cancelled by the mob,’ I have to stop myself from replying to their tweet and saying: ‘honey, you’re not famous enough to be cancelled.’
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andy lassner 4h
Replying to @MelanieScrofano
❤️❤️
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Ben Wexler 18h
I just wanna make sure... the person who has to get the ball rolling on the whole impeachment thing. It’s not ME, right?
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andy lassner 5h
Replying to @mrbenwexler
Ben. I just got the call. It’s you.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 8h
The tot is my staffer’s 1 y/o! I was on holding duty for this stretch of the trip ✈️👶🏽 We are testing new childcare policies on the campaign by covering childcare expenses for traveling parents, or covering travel for children + a partner to join on certain trips. Wish us luck!
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andy lassner 5h
Sorry it took me a moment o respond. I wish I had the time to sit on twitter all day and anonymously post idiotic gifs.
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andy lassner 6h
Replying to @RealAJBenza @IlhanMN
Personally, I’m not a fan.
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andy lassner 6h
Replying to @MelanieScrofano
Hmmmm. That’s exactly what someone who is pregnant would tweet.
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andy lassner 7h
Dear , Here’s some mandatory weekend reading for you from .
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andy lassner 17h
Replying to @andylassner
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andy lassner 17h
Is that another one of Rudy’s cousins? A step-daughter? His home aid? Is she there of her own free will? I need answers.
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andy lassner 21h
Elizabeth Warren is not in any way, shape or form afraid of Donald Trump.
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andy lassner 22h
Replying to @mccogdog @thekjohnston
Lol. 4 years? I dropped out.
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andy lassner 22h
Replying to @thekjohnston @mccogdog
10 times that lasted a year
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andy lassner 22h
We may have also purchased a drug or two or a hundred in Washington Square Park.😳
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andy lassner 22h
Happy birthday to the fantastically cool who was kind enough to get drunk with me every single night when we went to NYU.❤️ True story.
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andy lassner 23h
Replying to @bob_malak @yashar
Small tweak to the ending. You convert to Judaism to marry me and finds out and kills us both. The end.
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Josh Campbell Sep 20
If what we know is shocking, think about all we don’t know
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andy lassner Sep 20
Replying to @bob_malak
You and I should do a buddy film that takes place in a camp
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