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Andrew Searles
Stand-Up Comedian, Actor, Amazing lover (Self-Proclaimed). .
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You Had One Job 3h
Worst superhero ever.
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Andrew Searles 3h
*shows up in Costco dancing to Gossip Folks* Pue zoo My kizzer Pous zigga ay zee
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Andrew Searles 15h
When you're an Alien and you gotta GTFO dodge because the raid is coming.
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Andrew Searles 15h
Spooky Gen in da houuuuse! 🕺
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Andrew Searles 15h
When you successfully get into Area 51 and finally meet that Triple Breasted Woman you've been dreaming about since you first saw her in Total Recall.
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Andrew Searles 17h
Are you guys still doing casting calls before the shoot? Would love to come in and audition for anything! :)
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Andrew Searles retweeted
March For Our Lives Sep 19
You all. The firearm manufacturer, Colt is ending production of AR-15s due to lack of demand. This is real life. We’re winning.
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Andrew Searles 23h
We went from multiple TV channels to 1 streaming service (Netflix), now back to multiple channels/streaming services.
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Andrew Searles Sep 19
Replying to @Cynister72
Bahahahaha
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Andrew Searles Sep 19
Replying to @Cynister72
Oh yaaaa. You should see my Poles 😂
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Andrew Searles Sep 19
Replying to @Cynister72
I love it when you talk elections to me 😊
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Andrew Searles Sep 19
Replying to @Cynister72
Imma look into that
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Andrew Searles Sep 19
Replying to @Cynister72
Awwww yeeeeeeah
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Andrew Searles Sep 19
Replying to @Cynister72
The closest voting booth for me is in Vancouver lol
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Andrew Searles Sep 19
Wow! 1st show in was incredible. Thanks legendzsportsbar for the amazing show. Packed room. Amazing crowd. Even the gentleman in the "THIS IS AMERICA. WE LOVE GUNS AND HATE TERRORISTS. TRUMP IS AN AMAZING…
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Andrew Searles Sep 19
Replying to @Cynister72
A whaaaaat?
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Andrew Searles Sep 19
Replying to @deena7202
Unfortunately!
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Andrew Searles Sep 19
Me: Oh Trudeau, dude. You fk'd up hard. I'm gonna look at.... (Looks at a picture of Andrew Scheer) Me: Ewww (Looks at Jagmeet Singh) Me: Oh you wanna extend Bill 101 in Quebec??? Hell nah. (Looks at Trudeau again) ...just don't do that shit again, please.
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Andrew Searles Sep 19
Bahahahaha
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