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Amber Salhus
Dreaming big, openly documenting the process, and finding the humor in all of it.
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Amber Salhus Apr 13
My 12 year old tells me I’m definitely not “lit.” I’m somewhere between “cringe” and “ratchet”. As if.
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Amber Salhus Apr 12
We’ve reached the stage of marriage where we sit next to each other in bed and one of us burps while the other one flosses their teeth.
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Amber Salhus Mar 26
Replying to @AliaJoyH
Whole Foods salad bar! Get it to go 🙌🏼
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Amber Salhus Mar 18
Replying to @glennadmarshall
Literally JUST had this problem at Starbucks! Leave the laptop/ take the purse? Bring it all in with me? Leave it all? None of it works. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣
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Amber Salhus Feb 22
Replying to @heystephsmith
Such a good one.
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Amber Salhus Feb 5
Well I love tv and I love - this was such a fun deep dive into our favorite ladies in television!
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Amber Salhus Jan 31
Replying to @shannanwrites
And the way she says “David!” We have a David in our friend-circle and I can never say his name any other way now.
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Amber Salhus Jan 31
Replying to @shannanwrites
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Amber Salhus Jan 24
I just fell down an hourlong internet-rabbit-hole trying to figure out if BJ Novak is the father of Mindy Kaling’s baby. I’m such a big fan of both of their work and now I just have to know if baby Katherine is part of “their work”! * QUESTIONS FOR GOD *
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Amber Salhus Jan 15
If vacation is anything like floating around weightlessly in outer space, then re-entry into normal life is like that harsh thud when gravity hits. It can get a little bumpy. And maybe even lead to poop in your vacuum again.
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Becky L McCoy Jan 9
Everybody should have a friend they can giggle with and randomly talk about tacos 🌮(is it random if you *always* talk about tacos?)!!! and I talk about creativity and…
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Amber Salhus Dec 4
Replying to @BeckyLMcCoy
Ohhhhhhh, that’s good.
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Amber Salhus Nov 29
Do you read ’s Slant Letter? Because it is LIFE for your creative work!
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Amber Salhus Nov 27
Reason #293 that I’m becoming my mother: I’m now so good st hiding Christmas presents from my children that I can no longer find them myself.
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Amber Salhus Nov 18
37. Let’s do this!
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Amber Salhus Nov 16
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Amber Salhus Nov 15
When you realize a policeman is driving behind you on the freeway and you instinctively reach to turn down the radio. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Amber Salhus Oct 31
Replying to @AdrielBooker
Best! 👏🏼😍🎉👻
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Amber Salhus Oct 31
Tootsie rolls are to Halloween candy what “Have a nice summer” is to yearbook signatures. Just don’t.
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Amber Salhus Oct 25
Brand new website & a new blog post are up! Same me, same voice, same indescribable love for Taco Bell. Check out the new digs if ya like, and if you’re someone who struggles with perfectionist tendencies, the latest post is for you, boo. ❤️
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