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Amber Salhus
Dreaming big, openly documenting the process, and finding the humor in all of it.
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Amber Salhus 30 Jun 19
Replying to @jamiebgolden
“Gentle maturing of my family” don’t know why that part made me cry😭❤️
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Amber Salhus 16 Jun 19
Okay this is so interesting! I have always thought I’m a 4 but am suddenly seriously questioning if I’m a 3 with a countertype as my subtype. Questions for God.
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Amber Salhus 29 May 19
So pretty!
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Amber Salhus 13 Apr 19
My 12 year old tells me I’m definitely not “lit.” I’m somewhere between “cringe” and “ratchet”. As if.
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Amber Salhus 12 Apr 19
We’ve reached the stage of marriage where we sit next to each other in bed and one of us burps while the other one flosses their teeth.
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Amber Salhus 26 Mar 19
Replying to @AliaJoyH
Whole Foods salad bar! Get it to go 🙌🏼
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Amber Salhus 18 Mar 19
Replying to @glennadmarshall
Literally JUST had this problem at Starbucks! Leave the laptop/ take the purse? Bring it all in with me? Leave it all? None of it works. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣
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Amber Salhus 22 Feb 19
Replying to @heystephsmith
Such a good one.
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Amber Salhus 5 Feb 19
Well I love tv and I love - this was such a fun deep dive into our favorite ladies in television!
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Amber Salhus 31 Jan 19
Replying to @shannanwrites
And the way she says “David!” We have a David in our friend-circle and I can never say his name any other way now.
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Amber Salhus 31 Jan 19
Replying to @shannanwrites
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Amber Salhus 24 Jan 19
I just fell down an hourlong internet-rabbit-hole trying to figure out if BJ Novak is the father of Mindy Kaling’s baby. I’m such a big fan of both of their work and now I just have to know if baby Katherine is part of “their work”! * QUESTIONS FOR GOD *
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Amber Salhus 15 Jan 19
If vacation is anything like floating around weightlessly in outer space, then re-entry into normal life is like that harsh thud when gravity hits. It can get a little bumpy. And maybe even lead to poop in your vacuum again.
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Becky L McCoy 9 Jan 19
Everybody should have a friend they can giggle with and randomly talk about tacos 🌮(is it random if you *always* talk about tacos?)!!! and I talk about creativity and…
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Amber Salhus 4 Dec 18
Replying to @BeckyLMcCoy
Ohhhhhhh, that’s good.
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Amber Salhus 29 Nov 18
Do you read ’s Slant Letter? Because it is LIFE for your creative work!
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Amber Salhus 27 Nov 18
Reason #293 that I’m becoming my mother: I’m now so good st hiding Christmas presents from my children that I can no longer find them myself.
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Amber Salhus 18 Nov 18
37. Let’s do this!
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Amber Salhus 16 Nov 18
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Amber Salhus 15 Nov 18
When you realize a policeman is driving behind you on the freeway and you instinctively reach to turn down the radio. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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