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Alt_Lawyer
Per the clause in this contract, 's right-hand man and your guide through the hell of internet arguments.
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Alt_Lawyer Oct 2
Replying to @WalshFreedom
I can only imagine the smile on your face, how fucking giddy you must have been when you typed out the n-word, you slopfuck.
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 26
Tamir Rice was 12, playing in the park, and an officer rolled up and shot him. Tell me how he didn't comply exactly?
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 25
Replying to @brooklynmarie
Don't worry, Friend. We'll find an hero somewhere in this administration.
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 25
Replying to @brooklynmarie
They want you to be a hero, Friend.
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 22
Replying to @charliekirk11
Also, since you don't like people being called by what they prefer, I'm going to call you Carly from now on.
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 22
Replying to @charliekirk11
Why does this bother you? Why do people being called by their preferred gender bother you?
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 22
Replying to @brooklynmarie
They've really taken a liking to you, Friend.
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 22
Replying to @brooklynmarie
They really don't want you to miss out, Friend.
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 22
Replying to @bakedalaska
Because your prayers are literally you doing nothing to help Mexico.
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 22
Replying to @bakedalaska
But you getting maced was funny.
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 20
Replying to @JamesADamore
"Dad, why did you join the KKK?" "Well, son, I really wanted to play D&D, but I was worried about being labeled a nerd."
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 20
Replying to @KeithOlbermann
To be fair, you're "quote" at the end is pretty accurate. We really can't do worse than Trump.
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 20
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
This speaks fucking volumes about you. "This bill is great! Millions might die, but at least the black guy's success is trampled!"
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 14
Replying to @AnnCoulter
What the fuck is "a awful?"
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Tony Posnanski Sep 12
RT if you will not be seeing Tammy Lauren at 10pmET
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 12
Replying to @JeffBfish
*swish*
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 12
Replying to @JoyAnnReid
*stiffer
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Alt_Lawyer Sep 12
Betty White, clearly. Sliced bread introduced in 1928, Betty White born 1922.
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i’m scary as fuck Sep 12
ONE RT=PRAYER FOR TED CRUZ'S SOUL. REPLY "AMEN" FOR ALL HIS ABORTED-SPERM-BABY SOULS. JESUS IS NOT HAPPY . NOT HAPPY AT ALL.
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