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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
thats, Ofcorse. And that's only this tweet.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Eh, 1/10.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
I'm begging you, please learn to spell. I will mail you a fucking dictionary if you promise to learn.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Honestly, I'm not surprised more people also think you should have been aborted.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Jack is head of the fucking company, you goddamned idiot.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Trust, you should have started a while ago. And your mother should have started on March 12th, 1992.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
The sources are using Twitter as a platform. They are not Twitter.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Getting news from people using the platform is not the same thing as getting news from people who work at the platform. My god, it's like talking to a lobotomized chimp.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Apologies, I made a typo. See how easy it is to admit when you fuck up?
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Taking that literally still means she is getting news from sources on Twitter, because those sources are on Twitter.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Replying to @GROBSLynn
Now we're asking the real questions.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Yes, as people post new articles on Twitter. Getting news form Twitter would mean is giving us the daily news.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Actually it says getting news on Twitter, but reading isn't your strong suit.
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Replying to @GROBSLynn
Killing dogs is never fun, but sometimes you've gotta save your face before they eat it.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Great, considering none of us get our news from Twitter.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
And yes, I guess I'm disgusting because I require evidence of your claims.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Again, I'm not claiming one way or the other, because I have no evidence one way or the other. "But everyone!" isn't evidence of anything.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Yes, my bad for taking words at the definitions. And yes, we are fucking amazing.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Replying to @GROBSLynn
I love everything that is happening in this.
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Sch-Alt-enfreude Lawyer 7h
Twist then how? You literally said everyone without a qualifier.
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