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Santa Lawyer
Per the clause in this contract, 's right-hand man and your guide through the hell of internet arguments.
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Santa Lawyer 8h
Replying to @AnnCoulter
"Contrary to what you have heard one million times a day on TV, there aren't 'multiple accusers.' There are two." Ann, do you know the definition of multiple?
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Santa Lawyer Dec 9
OK, bot, I'll ask this: If she was forging it, why use two clearly different handwriting styles? Why not stick with one throughout?
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Santa Lawyer Dec 9
Replying to @realDonaldTrump @CNN
So it wasn't a mistake? Because that's what your use of quotation marks here implies.
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Santa Lawyer Dec 9
Replying to @JoeW_01
From what I understand, the only accused of forging anything was the one with the yearbook.
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Santa Lawyer Dec 9
Replying to @wickedsmartface
Oh, snap. How did I never even consider the Russians? Alright, mystery solved. Back to work everyone.
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Santa Lawyer Dec 9
Apologies, I get very defensive of my favorite movie.
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Santa Lawyer Dec 9
OK, let's (try to) think about this logically. If Roy Moore's accuser forged the entire thing, why would she fuck it up and use a different handwriting for the note after his signature? What, did she have some flash case of amnesia and forget what she was doing?
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Santa Lawyer Dec 9
Disagree. That movie was already the best thing ever. You can't elevate what is already at the top.
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Santa Lawyer Dec 8
Now that is a fine choice.
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Santa Lawyer retweeted
George Wallace Dec 7
Dear , You are the dumbest man in Alabama. Just a dumb, saggy, dumb, child-molesting dumb-dumb. You are dumb. And a liar. And stupid too. And racist. A dumb, saggy, child-molesting, stupid, lying racist. Also kiss my black ass. GW
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Santa Lawyer Dec 8
Replying to @JordanUhl
And this tweet promptly takes it away.
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Santa Lawyer Dec 8
Dude, that photo is doctored as fuck.
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Santa Lawyer Dec 8
Replying to @AynRandPaulRyan
I look forward to the day Alabama isn't a joke.
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Santa Lawyer Dec 8
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Santa Lawyer Dec 8
Hmmm... I may have misinterpreted the sarcasm here.
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Santa Lawyer Dec 8
So, by your own admission, the smartest people know Trump is a fucking moron. Not sure you thought this one through, my man.
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Santa Lawyer Dec 8
Replying to @gettinnoticedmo
The Hypothetical Situation Room.
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Santa Lawyer Dec 8
Replying to @MooreSenate
Oh, this looks real fucking credible.
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Santa Lawyer Dec 8
Replying to @Alt_Rogue_
Nah, I want to see what my Christmas bonus is first. Then I'll burn the building down.
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Santa Lawyer Dec 8
Replying to @SteveKingIA
Just throwing that racism out everywhere. Well done, racist.
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