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Alt_Lawyer
Per the clause in this contract, 's right-hand man and your guide through the hell of internet arguments.
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Alt_Lawyer 26m
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
I wish Gen. Pershing were still alive to call you a fucking idiot as well.
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Alt_Lawyer 1h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Seriously, my brain fucking hurts trying to comprehend just how fucking stupid of a human being you are.
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Alt_Lawyer 1h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
This didn't happen, you goddamned simpleton.
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Alt_Lawyer 4h
Replying to @brooklynmarie
I hope that nickname follows in his ex-wife's footsteps and takes off.
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Alt_Lawyer 4h
Replying to @brooklynmarie
His divorce is really taking its toll on him.
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Julian Svendsen 11h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Do you support our POTUS? (Retweet after voting!😀)
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Alt_Lawyer 5h
No worries, yo! I know those feelings.
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Alt_Lawyer 5h
No, I assumed you did. I was directing that to Emily.
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Alt_Lawyer 6h
I think he's pointing out the irony of white supremacists using Polynesian torches.
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Alt_Lawyer 6h
I thought Victor was supposed to. He needs to get on that shit.
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Alt_Lawyer 6h
Yeah, it was also about states' rights! Like the right to own people! Wait a minute...
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Alt_Lawyer 6h
Your asshole must be fucking aching at this point.
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Alt_Lawyer 6h
"And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan." Can we give this person a trophy? They deserve a trophy.
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AltNSA 7h
I just published “Why ‘ but it’s our history’ argument is bullshit”
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Alt_Lawyer 7h
Replying to @jaketapper
Bannon had an interview?
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Alt_Lawyer 7h
Hey, , how much does it fucking eat at you that THIS is the most liked tweet in history?
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Alt_Lawyer 9h
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Alt_Lawyer 9h
Replying to @WatchPresTrump
If only I could do so. I found this on twitter and couldn't not share this with the community.
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Alt_Lawyer 9h
Replying to @garyptdc @1a
Preserving then is fine, just preserve them in a museum in their proper historical context. Don't leave them standing outside.
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