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Alt_Dept of Labor
current DOL employee, freak in the streets, tweets in the sheets
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Alt_Dept of Labor 10h
Replying to @Jim_Jordan
Take it easy Gym Jordan
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Alt_Dept of Labor 10h
This logical fallacy makes me want to puke. How can someone be so dumb lmao
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Alt_Dept of Labor 10h
HAHAHAHA IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE
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Alt_Dept of Labor 10h
Replying to @JustinCaffier
Oh I was just gonna edit the Wikipedia page and erase the past couple years
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Alt_Dept of Labor 12h
I like how Trump uses grammar mistakes as an excuse simply because his staff know he’s dumb enough and people might believe it more
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Alt_Dept of Labor 13h
Even though I live by the White House and can also hear bullhorns all night. I fully support this. If Trump causes me to lose sleep through his policies, then we’re going down together in this one.
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Alt_Dept of Labor 13h
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you guys will never let me forget that
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Alt_Dept of Labor 13h
Just spoke to Osama Bin Ladin and he said they didn’t do 9/11 just an FYI
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Alt_Dept of Labor 16h
I’ll do it too. And I’m also super hot.
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m i t h Jul 16
thinking about hooking my balls up to a car battery just so i can remember what its like to be shocked by anything
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Alt_Dept of Labor 17h
Replying to @JeffFlake
Do something you flake
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Alt_Dept of Labor Jul 16
~one of these is not like the other~
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Alt_Dept of Labor Jul 16
Replying to @RandPaul
I guess you’ve always been a melt
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Alt_Dept of Labor Jul 16
RIP phone speakers
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Alt_Dept of Labor Jul 16
Replying to @RandPaul
You’re a fucking melt. You’ve changed.
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Alt_Dept of Labor Jul 16
Replying to @Jalon100 @RandPaul
I guess getting punched in the ribs really changed him
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Alt_Dept of Labor Jul 16
Replying to @Jalon100 @RandPaul
Did you see when Wolf said thanks for coming on and he just left lol
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Alt_Dept of Labor Jul 16
Rand Paul is a fucking melt saying that the intelligence community doesn’t have checks and balances. They have oversight committees, they have FISA warrants, they have inspector generals, they have press/public oversight, and they have regulations. You melt .
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Alt_Dept of Labor Jul 16
Me in 2016: maybe it won’t be /that/ bad Me in 2024: hзlю comгadзs i vill tradз 3 рotato for twф яation of bзan, thanк
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Alt_Dept of Labor Jul 16
Great work Cheese Cowboy, you’re officially friends with a Russian spy
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