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aloria 🦂
Head of Application Security by day, AppSec professor by night. she/her/hers. Clinically depressed and still well dressed.
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aloria 🦂 3m
Replying to @mazzie
Yeah, sometimes I get really depressed and it’s hard to even shower much less do laundry and fold it. The money I spend is so worth it when I’m unwell.
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aloria 🦂 3h
Long Island, I hate you
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aloria 🦂 4h
because PASSWORD SECURITY IS GOOD INSURANCE hehehhehehehe what is wrong with me
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aloria 🦂 5h
Replying to @seldo
It’s going to take a Seven Nation Army to figure this one out
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aloria 🦂 5h
Replying to @seldo
Almost got run over in Manhattan a few times by drivers trying to do this. Never thought I’d be so stereotypically a New Yorker as when this happens.
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The Arcanist 21h
what is GUY FIERI's favorite package manager you FUCKING KNOW ITS YUM.
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aloria 🦂 10h
Replying to @dprk_ebooks @dakami
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aloria 🦂 10h
Speaking as a mentally ill person who had to give her dog away because I became so depressed I couldn’t shower, I don’t think it’s fair to use a living creature as a treatment for depression.
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aloria 🦂 10h
Replying to @tenderlove
genius
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aloria 🦂 10h
Replying to @dakami
I used to have to give my dog prozac.
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aloria 🦂 10h
Okay. Sorry. Just hear me out on this one. FuckedCompany, but for infosec.
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aloria 🦂 Aug 23
Replying to @sndhandsmoke @emrazz
I can change my own oil. I also blacksmith, weld, can fly a plane, and do taxidermy and glasswork. I’m sure my forge would make easy work of that strawman you just set up.
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aloria 🦂 Aug 23
Between 9AM and 6PM: I AM PROBABLY IN A MEETING STOP CALLING AND JUST TEXT OR EMAIL ME
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aloria 🦂 Aug 23
I once cut the buttons off the pockets on my dress because people were joking it looked like nipples. Whenever I got assertive I was asked if I was on my period (I don’t even have periods.) I was told that I was “acting manic” because I was really excited about something.
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aloria 🦂 Aug 23
Do you even prion disease, bro?
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aloria 🦂 Aug 22
Replying to @IanColdwater @roadsec
One time at my talk went under time so I started rapping. It seemed to be well received 😳
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aloria 🦂 Aug 22
I know a bunch of people who served in Operation Iraqi Freedom and bragging about killing people... it’s just not done.
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aloria 🦂 Aug 22
Replying to @TedLowery12
Do you think you’re honoring your country by defending sexually harassing women? Or are you just a troll?
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aloria 🦂 Aug 22
Replying to @aloria
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aloria 🦂 Aug 22
My grandparents, cousins, and brother are veterans and I worked for the Army for years protecting warfighters. I think we’d all agree people need to keep their dick in their trousers and stop sexually harassing women.
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