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alohaMySpace✨
relax. it’s just a tweet. ***NO DMs****
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alohaMySpace✨ 21m
I wouldn’t tell you to calm down.
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alohaMySpace✨ 24m
Id give you all the attention you wanted.
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alohaMySpace✨ 24m
I’d Buy my honey some cookies and coffee. Who doesn’t like that?
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ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ 32m
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Shatasha 46m
I wouldn't have to wait in line for the bathroom. 🌳
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Sheila Nevawrong 45m
I would send unsolicited dick pics to piss women off.
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alohaMySpace✨ 26m
No one appreciated my decorating skills
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니키 (@qdeokss) 49m
and omg bts x lisa frank i used to have a calendar notebook zip + binder that was lisa frank 🥺 from elementary like this one
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Med🍴um R🥩re 53m
Replying to @thehill
Hillary: This dude is at a manufacturing plant spewing insults to TV cameras about American Politicians 🤦🏽‍♂️ Donald Trump is a mess. President Obama: And still had the nerve to say, “we won, it’s over.” 😆
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Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 10h
Raise your hand if you want Pence to be impeached, too. 👋
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🌸Likes🌸 3h
Is there a YouTube tutorial for how to be funny on Twitter
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That One Girl 11h
Hey, hi there. Sure I'm shouting into the void right now, but.... Suspended for mentioning that the Rumps are guilty of Syrian genocide. AYWHOO - I used to follow like 8k of you and like 7k of you followed me. It's going to be a long road back. Retweet to help a sister out?
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Mr Blue Eyes 3h
Replying to @alohaMySpace
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alohaMySpace✨ 7h
Giving directions for the fifth time to my kid on how to make mash potatoes for thanksgiving
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Med🍴um R🥩re 6h
From today going forward please address me as... Ambassador Medium Rare
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Med🍴um R🥩re 12h
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Kentucky Wildcats #1 until Evansville 😾 Berks Dad 12h
Want some bourbon 🥃??
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Ironhorse RESISTS 8h
This POS doesn't deserve to have his name end in a vowel! As a proud Italian, I can confidently say that he is viewed as an absolute embarrassment & disgrace, whose very existence continues to besmirch our, regrettably, shared heritage.
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Ashlie Weeks 8h
trump lying about not wanting anything is not exculpatory. It’s lying. he already committed the crime. Also, he’s a liar who lies all the time.
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alohaMySpace✨ 7h
Giving directions for the fifth time to my kid on how to make mash potatoes for thanksgiving
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