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A L I⚡️A
Reader of horror and fantasy, lover of pasta, and probably schemin’ about how to steal your dog.
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A L I⚡️A 3h
Replying to @CrazyHoarder
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A L I⚡️A 15h
I’m somehow reading 3 different books right now??????
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Thoughts of Dog® Jan 23
sometimes. you have to cross your paws. and let everyone know. you’re feeling fancy
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A L I⚡️A Jan 24
Replying to @shelfbyshelf
“No, dad.... that’s YOUR dream.”
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A L I⚡️A Jan 23
My anxiety and stress this week is higher than . Ahaaaaaaa fuck.
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A L I⚡️A Jan 23
“I will play the slappy wood thing that goes CRACK very loudly and the fish.”
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A L I⚡️A Jan 22
Replying to @chelsevcolby
You’re not wrong...
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A L I⚡️A Jan 22
This week gets a 0/10 from me I do not recommend anyone participate.
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A L I⚡️A Jan 22
Replying to @emmajphelps
I was not ready to be burned at the stake okay????
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A L I⚡️A Jan 21
Replying to @Lauradarlingw
A goddess among men.
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A L I⚡️A Jan 21
Replying to @alisawithinpgs
*whispers* ladies love a man with cheeseburgers 🍔
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A L I⚡️A Jan 21
“THE MAN APPROACHES” is apparently not how my husband wants me to yell across the house that the delivery guy is on his way with my cheeseburger.
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A L I⚡️A Jan 20
Replying to @lornaflowerday
So then you, David, and I are all reading it at the same time then 😂
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A L I⚡️A Jan 20
Reading the books soon and I’m just going to play this on loop while I do.
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WeRateDogs® Jan 20
This is Apollo and his stepdaughter Juno. They went shopping for something to keep Juno warm in the snow and this is all they could find. 13/10 for both
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A L I⚡️A Jan 19
Ugh that one is the better choice
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A L I⚡️A Jan 19
(Note: I hate Kanye but this fit the mood)
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A L I⚡️A Jan 19
Replying to @chelsevcolby
One of my favorite things is when men without marketing degrees try and explain to me how marketing works. I have... a degree... and have worked for five years now .... in MARKETING.
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A L I⚡️A Jan 19
This snowy weather is giving me an excuse to not leave the house and it’s wonderful. ❤️
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Bernie Sanders Jan 18
Marijuana must be legalized. All our people imprisoned because of it must be returned home to their families and their records expunged.
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