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bletchley punk
tech jester. hex punk. tea witch. works at , surprisingly. opinions/selfies my own. she/her
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Robin Beth Schaer 14h
My friend & her husband lived in an apartment that had a soap dispenser installed on the edge of the kitchen sink. When they moved out after two years, he marveled to her: "it's amazing how that dispenser never ran out of soap in all this time." Women's work is truly invisible.
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bletchley punk 2h
Replying to @emilyst
I Lovett
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Ayo Edebiri 13h
[david draiman, lead singer of disturbed, taking scantron test] A B C D O 1. [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▪️] 2. [▪️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] 3. [▪️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] 4. [▪️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] 5. [▪️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️]
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bletchley punk 2h
Replying to @alicegoldfuss
❌ men killing women ✅ women killing men ✅✅✅ grandmas baking pies
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bletchley punk 2h
Replying to @alicegoldfuss
Like throughout my twenties it was “gosh, better study up so I know how I’m going to die!” and now I’m like “k I know everything and would like to watch grandmas bake pies now”
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bletchley punk 2h
Sometime over the holidays I stopped wanting to watch shows about men killing women. I just don’t have the time anymore.
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bletchley punk 2h
Replying to @__apf__
So weird. Like why even have the placeholder then?
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bletchley punk 2h
Replying to @alicegoldfuss
I just want the successful lawyer to buy a big house where she never has to talk to men again
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bletchley punk 2h
I’m trying to get into Crazy Ex-Girlfriend but there’s too much secondhand embarrassment
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bletchley punk 3h
Replying to @alicegoldfuss
Anyway real cool way to treat a 5 year old
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bletchley punk 3h
Replying to @alicegoldfuss
She also got mad at me for doing math when the other kids were learning numbers. And she told me wanting to be an artist was a stupid dream.
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bletchley punk 3h
Replying to @alicegoldfuss
When the teacher saw my name, she took me out into the hall and shook me. Then she covered my name in whiteout and made me write it again in print.
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bletchley punk 3h
Replying to @alicegoldfuss
So when the teacher had us sign the Christmas play program, I decided to show off.
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bletchley punk 3h
Replying to @alicegoldfuss
An older girl on my bus taught me by writing my name in the frost on the bus windows. I was super excited to use it.
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bletchley punk 3h
Writing my name in cursive in kindergarten
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bletchley punk 4h
Replying to @jda
No 😱 how many are there??
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bletchley punk 4h
Used to work with a guy who never washed his jeans and recommended putting them in the freezer for a few days to fix any smells. Yes.
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bletchley punk 5h
Printing a “Mueller Report” cover sheet, slapping it on Finnegans Wake, and selling it to screenwriters on the dark web
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bletchley punk 5h
Replying to @adereth @skamille
HAH
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Matt Adereth 5h
tfw your pointer arithmetic works
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