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Alex Press
Asst editor, . Bylines , , . Member , , . 📫: saxlepres@gmail.com
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Alex Press 17m
Replying to @mike_hugs
wut
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Alex Press 39m
Replying to @caitlinrcruz
can't wait to spend another year goofing around and living the absolute dumbest life so I, too, can make it three years of this
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Alex Press 41m
Replying to @ShutUpAndrosky
I got called a faggot here the other night, felt very "new york"
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Alex Press 56m
seems relevant again
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Alex Press 59m
Replying to @alexnpress
my memoir would be the most incredible self-own
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Alex Press 1h
thinking about the life decisions I’ve made over the past two years and just laughing uncontrollably
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tabish Feb 19
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Alex Press 2h
Replying to @ShutUpAndrosky
[me, tweeting at McDonald’s at 3am about how messed up it is that they don’t serve fries at this hour] I’m doing this as praxis
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Alex Press 2h
Replying to @ShutUpAndrosky
lmao can’t believe you’ve become someone who tweets at airlines
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Alex Press 12h
Replying to @PREMIUMPONCHO
lol I guess people on here would be shocked at how smiley I am IRL. further evidence of the ancient proverb, “twitter isn’t real life”
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Alex Press 12h
Replying to @cushbomb
typical socdem, always lowering expectations 🙄
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Alex Press 14h
Replying to @alexnpress
the emo figure skater is back and still weird as hell
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Glenn Greenwald Feb 20
I don't think I can endure reading one more journalist depicting as a sympathetic victim of PC oppression without mentioning that she built her whole career on trying to get Arab scholars *fired* for criticizing Israel
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Alex Press 16h
Replying to @alexnpress
if you saw the girl who figured skated to AC/DC in pants and a leather vest, that was me
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Alex Press 17h
Replying to @vrunt
I am not in the mood to be owned
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Alex Press 17h
Replying to @rachelmillman
lmao I may actually do this, ty
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Alex Press 17h
Letter of Recommendation: mainlining obscure winter sports to keep yourself from falling apart
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Alex Press 18h
Replying to @mattdpearce
I happen to know the girl from the Boston photo and it won’t surprise you to learn it’s wildly disorienting to be informed you’re a crisis actor
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Alex Press 18h
frantically muttering “pod save america” to myself as my family prays for me to snap out of it
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Alex Press 19h
Replying to @shujaxhaider
wow this is me
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