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Emily McKenna it is Winter
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How to make friends as an adult:
1. Say "we should hang!"
2. Do not hang.
3. Say "we should hang!" 6 months later.
4. Cancel.
5. Reschedule.
6. Respect their cancelation.
7. Reschedule.
8. Actually hang.
9. Say "we should do this more often!"
10. Die.
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mt aleph
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Ohhhh lmao. Try a mnemonic, like... A marks the beginning of the alphabet, so 12am marks the beginning of the day. Or sth like that 😅
But I'm agreeing with everyone else here, 24h is superior lol
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mt aleph
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Hmm, I dont understand. Youre checking if its midnight/noon somewhere?
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Varuna?
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Its true LOL kpop stans are on another level
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Not sure if it counts exactly as a slang, but I fucking hate 'hope she sees this bro'
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unforgetable luncheon sweetie
@Glennfinito
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ME:"An Iowa caucus victory?
At this time of year?
at this time of day?
in this part of the country?
Localized entirely within the app that you own?"
PETE:"Yes"
ME:"May I see it`"
PETE:"No"
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mt aleph
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Lmao, sasha pls. Got me excited for a sec
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LETS FUCKING GOOO
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mt aleph
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"Youre unique.. but in a good way, ha-ha!
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EVO
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This is the #Evo2020 game lineup! Which games will you be competing in this year? pic.twitter.com/OgmaO9bUgG
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mt aleph
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Oh fuck that's today? Thought it was tmr... still cant do proud smh. Feel like such a scrub
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mt aleph
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Oh shut the fuck up already
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mt aleph
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"Haha that was actually my friend. This cum, on your pictures? And in my hands? Nono, that was totally my friend's haha"
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Thanks dr phil, I'll try not to suck the first dick I see
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agreed. This is pertinent en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27…
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Are the characters limited?
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'I'm the damn fool that shot him'
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If you make merch, we'll buy
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