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Chris Clarke
Cheerful Dystopian
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Chris Clarke 9h
Just spat my coffee out laughing
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PeterDrake Apr 18
Awesome and deserved, as ever!
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Chris Clarke Apr 16
Replying to @gawanmac @Elika and 2 others
Oh the beauty of this unfolding story
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Paul Sharp Apr 4
There used to be four police stations in Hackney. There is now one. And who closed them all? Boris Johnson. And who cut funding for the Metropolitan police by £600m from 2010-16? Theresa May when she was Home Secretary.
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Chris Clarke Apr 5
Replying to @MaryBlakemore
My great grandmother dressed in blue at all times and every soft furnishing and all glass items in her home were blue.
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Chris Applegate Apr 1
This photo of Dele Alli getting abused by Chelsea fans after scoring is like a giant Renaissance canvas. The more you look, the more characters and possible back stories you discover
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Chris Clarke Mar 29
They have loads of hookers. Fucking hypocrites love to drink Chivas Regal and fuck Philipino girls who’ve had their passports taken away.
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Chris Clarke Mar 29
Replying to @montymunford
Slavey Vegas is right. It’s also less authentic than Vegas. I nearly got done for treason there once but was saved by a sock.
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Olivia Solon Mar 27
My husband’s ingenious idea: a screensaver for cutting back on cellphone use
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Stuart Aitken Mar 27
This is well timed ! Looking forward to it.
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Chris Clarke Mar 26
Replying to @tommyleeedwards
Beautiful work sir!
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Chris Clarke Mar 26
Replying to @gavrog
Knob-eds
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Marc FC Mar 14
The Daily Mail published an article claiming that ‘no one is 100% straight’ and this is possibly my favourite comment ever.
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Chris Clarke Mar 13
Replying to @deakin_ahoy
Well done Wayne and Huge. This’ll be Wayne. I mean huge.
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Chris Clarke Mar 12
This surely applies to all of us and the technology we buy. I only use 3% of the buttons on my tv remote
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Chris Clarke Mar 9
Replying to @VirginHolidays
Thanks. Will send the full pics. Manager reckons we should be grateful - children survive in Afghanistan apparently. Shocking attitude!
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Chris Clarke Mar 8
The hotel has promised to fix this issues. Thanks.
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Chris Clarke Mar 7
Manager still won’t speak to us. Paradisus Varadero. Kids play area designed by Freddy Kruger
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Chris Clarke Mar 7
Never stayed in a more dangerous hotel than Paradisus Varadero kids play area lethal.
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