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Alamo Drafthouse
Serving the best film, food, and drink across the Magnited States since 1997. Run by a couple of weirdos.
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Alamo Drafthouse 18h
So, how’s your work day going?
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Alamo Drafthouse 19h
This is very important.
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 17
Replying to @alamodrafthouse
And we’re back!
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 17
Replying to @FilmFifty2
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 17
Heads up everyone, looks like our web and mobile server is down. We’ve alerted our IT department and they‘re on it.
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 17
. has a terrifying prophecy that you need to hear.
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 15
Good Dads, Bad Dads, Hero Dads, Funny Dads... here's how you ranked the 25 Greatest Movie Dads of All Time. Agree? Disagree? Who'd we miss?
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 16
Replying to @alamodrafthouse
Got a great we missed? Hit us with it below.
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 16
Replying to @alamodrafthouse
"Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go" - varela_samantha on ig
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 16
Replying to @tommyrobertss
"Jurassic Park’s staff was paid in Tyrannosaurs Checks" -
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 16
Replying to @alamodrafthouse
"How warm is it inside a Tauntaun? Lukewarm." - patokarski on IG
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 16
Replying to @MrAnthonyTovar
"What is E.T. short for? Because he has little legs." -
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 16
Replying to @RoninRunnerX
"What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1" -
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 16
Replying to @Dan_YMCA
"What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy." -
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 16
Previously, we asked for your best movie-related dad jokes. On this , please enjoy a thread of few favorite, ridiculous dad jokes. You only have yourselves to blame for these.
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 15
Replying to @jakeisgar
You fought the good fight.
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 15
Replying to @MasBouzidi @AlamoNYC
With you. Not enough votes.
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 15
Good Dads, Bad Dads, Hero Dads, Funny Dads... here's how you ranked the 25 Greatest Movie Dads of All Time. Agree? Disagree? Who'd we miss?
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 14
Replying to @w_dewitt @drafthouse
It’s not where we were, it’s where we were headed.
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Alamo Drafthouse Jun 14
Replying to @Devon_Bailey
The same dopes as always.
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