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Akilah Green
Hello, I’m a single woman living alone in a densely-populated urban center in a movie. When someone is chasing me, I run inside my apartment, slam the door, and place my back against the door...but I never LOCK the door.
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Alyissa Letters Jan 3
Replying to @akilahgreen
Oh, I also answer the door before looking through the peephole and have a small dog to protect me.
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G.Pilgrim Jan 3
Replying to @akilahgreen
Do you also wander around barefoot and scantily dressed, in the dark, when you hear an intruder?
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jeb hart Jan 3
Replying to @akilahgreen
Hi there, I’m a present in every movie ever. I am wrapped in such a way that you can just lift the top off of the box without ever ripping my wrapping paper. I exist, despite the fact that No one in the history of the world has ever wrapped a present like this
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Anne Cowling Jan 3
Replying to @akilahgreen
Back in the day Christine Cagney in Cagney and Lacey had *all* the locks on her apartment door *and* she used them.
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Deena Price Jan 3
Replying to @jeb_hart @akilahgreen
Lol, I actually learned how to wrap the tops and the bottoms separately bc of the way it was done on TV. True story. But it's so time-consuming and so not worth it that I stopped, especially since they started selling the boxes with decorative print already on it.
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Dr. Martin Luther Armor King Jan 3
Replying to @Spa_town @akilahgreen
Cagney was a streetsmart badass.
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Brian McCallum Jan 3
Replying to @akilahgreen
Holy shit! You're right. This deserves to be right up there with running upstairs to evade a murder.
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Irene M. Cho Jan 3
Replying to @akilahgreen
Or turn the lights on. UGH.
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Rida Jan 3
A lot of people answer the door without looking through the peephole though. I rarely every look through it.
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Anna Jan 3
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BeNotSeem Jan 3
Holding a kid’s plastic bat and politely asking “Is anyone there?”
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$9.00 Airport Fruitcup Jan 3
And never, ever kick or punch a guy in the nuts, cause that’s fighting dirty.
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Anne Cowling Jan 4
Replying to @ila_pow @akilahgreen
Cagney was completely my hero.
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Angry Moderate 2020 Jan 4
Replying to @akilahgreen
Wait. City apartments have LOCKS???
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Caleb LaBord Jan 4
Replying to @akilahgreen
Hi, I’m the male black friend in a movie. I always have a funny, humorous joke for any and all situations and I only ever date other black people.
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Ken from Chicago Jan 4
Replying to @akilahgreen
As a city dweller in a movie, do you ever run in the *reverse* direction of the people in the car following you?
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Ken from Chicago Jan 4
"As a city dweller in a movie, I'm sooooo trusting I not only open the door with looking through the peephole, I don't even ask 'Who is it?', and stand so I have to fully open the door to see who's outside." ;-)
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Ken from Chicago Jan 4
Replying to @cal_bordi @akilahgreen
As a black person in a movie, are you allowed to talk *without* swearing?
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Rida Jan 4
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