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Ahamed Weinberg
I was the Camel on the Camel Cigarettes pack
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Ahamed Weinberg 10h
re: businesses that are "under new management" - nobody knows what that means or cares at all
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Ahamed Weinberg 20h
White people had a really tough month this summer where we couldn't post photos of ourselves
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 19
Philly one night only! Limited seats! Social distancing and temp checks and new jokes wow wow Tix:
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 17
Replying to @johnnypemberton
I hope so!!!
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 17
Los Angeles has become a dystopian nightmare where hot people are still enjoying life against literally all odds
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 16
My dad was just telling me about my new nephew and how “long” he is
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 16
I use Dr. Bronner’s soap because I like to tell people who I’m voting for via scent
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 16
An audition tape for The Great British Baking Show which solely focuses on how bad my teeth are
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 15
If you’re rich and unhappy then fuck you
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 12
I wonder what those Kids do with all those Kars
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 11
I like magnum condoms because of all the extra room
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 11
There are two bartenders flirty or I hate everyone
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 10
Someone needs to tell consignment shops they’re actually thrift stores
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 10
Does anyone have 4 million dollars to fund my documentary about wealth inequality
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 8
Yeah I wanna pack the court. Pack it with abortions!!! (That is)
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 7
Just auditioned for a science fiction commercial where I was heading to a "concert" to see a "band"
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 6
I'm phone banking for philadelphia and literally everyone who answers their phone is eating a sandwich
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 5
If my antibodies save the president's life I will personally suck them back out
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Ahamed Weinberg Oct 5
I don’t mean to be a Truther here but it seems like street sweeping was a huge scam and only needs to happen once a year maybe
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Ahamed Weinberg Sep 17
I heard the new apple watch is just a gun
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