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Ariel Edwards-Levy
i beg of you please to stop rewriting the plums in the icebox poem to be about feral hogs learn another poem
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @aedwardslevy
in my yard, the 30-50 feral hogs come and go talking of my small kids, you know
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @aedwardslevy
shall i enact gun control? do i dare to eat some lard? i shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon my yard i have heard the 30-50 feral hogs oinking, each to each i do not think that they will oink to me.
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @aedwardslevy
nobody, not even the 30-50 feral hogs, have such small hams
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @aedwardslevy
i'm a feral hog! who are you? are you a feral hog, too? then there's 30-50 of us ā€” don't tell! they'd shoot at us, you know
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @aedwardslevy
sing to me of the hogs, Muse, the hogs of thirty to fifty- odysseus: wait no, don't shoot them, please, those are my sailors odysseus: CIRCE
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @aedwardslevy
shall I compare thee to a feral hog? thou art less surly and less obstinate
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @aedwardslevy
my mentions are so legitimately good right now
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Danielle Kurtzleben Aug 6
Replying to @aedwardslevy
(Thank you Ariel for giving me this opening I was made for feral hog + poetry twitter)
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @titonka
absolutely anytime
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Danielle Kurtzleben Aug 6
Replying to @aedwardslevy
Shall I compare thee to a feral hog Thou art even more feral and more conducive to fucking incredible memes that have made this week livable
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @titonka
is it bad that I kind of want this to be my twitter bio
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Seth Dee Michaels šŸ”„šŸŒŽšŸŒž Aug 6
Replying to @titonka @aedwardslevy
"deal," is how i meant to finish
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @sethdmichaels @titonka
my brain is so broken i just assumed this was a new internet slang
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Danielle Kurtzleben Aug 6
Replying to @aedwardslevy
(Iā€™m really done now. Mail me my Pulitzer.)
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @titonka
i'm holding out for the george pork award
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Danielle Kurtzleben Aug 6
Oh she wins that award. As long as Iā€™m the feral hog poet laureate.
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @titonka @EricMGarcia
poet boareate
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @aedwardslevy
the best thing about this thread is that I've legitimately learned several lovely poems I didn't previously know by reverse-searching jokes about hogs
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Ariel Edwards-Levy Aug 6
Replying to @sethdmichaels @titonka
it did me a frighten but i still love it a great
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