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Ariel Edwards-Levy
i beg of you please to stop rewriting the plums in the icebox poem to be about feral hogs learn another poem
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Ariel Edwards-Levy 6 Aug 19
Replying to @aedwardslevy
in my yard, the 30-50 feral hogs come and go talking of my small kids, you know
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Ariel Edwards-Levy 6 Aug 19
Replying to @aedwardslevy
shall i enact gun control? do i dare to eat some lard? i shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon my yard i have heard the 30-50 feral hogs oinking, each to each i do not think that they will oink to me.
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Ariel Edwards-Levy 6 Aug 19
Replying to @aedwardslevy
nobody, not even the 30-50 feral hogs, have such small hams
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Ariel Edwards-Levy 6 Aug 19
Replying to @aedwardslevy
i'm a feral hog! who are you? are you a feral hog, too? then there's 30-50 of us — don't tell! they'd shoot at us, you know
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Ariel Edwards-Levy 6 Aug 19
Replying to @aedwardslevy
sing to me of the hogs, Muse, the hogs of thirty to fifty- odysseus: wait no, don't shoot them, please, those are my sailors odysseus: CIRCE
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Ariel Edwards-Levy 6 Aug 19
Replying to @aedwardslevy
shall I compare thee to a feral hog? thou art less surly and less obstinate
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Ariel Edwards-Levy 6 Aug 19
Replying to @aedwardslevy
my mentions are so legitimately good right now
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Ariel Edwards-Levy 6 Aug 19
Replying to @aedwardslevy
the best thing about this thread is that I've legitimately learned several lovely poems I didn't previously know by reverse-searching jokes about hogs
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Danielle Kurtzleben 6 Aug 19
Replying to @aedwardslevy
There once was a hog that was feral I put him in the sight on my barrel I missed him and then Saw 49 brethren And now my family is in peril
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Danielle Kurtzleben 6 Aug 19
Replying to @aedwardslevy
Let us go now you and I While the evening is stretched out across the sky Like a feral hog skin tanned and drying
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