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adam smoot
designer of things | lover of nachos | former bad take man
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adam smoot 25m
I just found myself checking Twitter on my phone AND on my desktop at the same time.
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Jordan Maison 10h
The ice is created by fucking magic, my dude.
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adam smoot 2h
Replying to @jeskeets
I was looking at all those guys and now I think I’ll just take my chances with you.
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adam smoot 8h
Replying to @adamsmoot
Also, to answer the question of where one goes to buy random wires these days, the answer is you have to find one of the remaining Best Buys, where they’ll try to sell you a $10 protection plan for your $12 wire. 🙃
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adam smoot 8h
Replying to @adamsmoot
Sorry I can’t continue with the updates bc I had to leave to pick up my kid, but a bit of real world advice for anyone who gets to work remotely: Stop working from Starbucks and start working at bars.
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adam smoot 9h
Replying to @bomani_jones
I have to decide whether I go become friends or pick up my kid from camp and I gotta tell ya it is NOT the easy decision it should be.
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adam smoot 9h
Replying to @adamsmoot
They’re now excitedly trading My Cousin Vinny quotes. I love them. I wanna make them my family.
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adam smoot 9h
Replying to @adamsmoot
The bartender, also probably in her 60s, is ranting about this new cruel world we live in where Radio Shack no longer exists. “Where do you go if you just need a wire??” she asks, exasperated.
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adam smoot 9h
There’s currently an old man at the bar explaining to the bartender—in great detail, with childlike enthusiasm—the plot to Turner & Hooch.
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adam smoot 9h
I left Twitter for 8 months and came back to a world that’s fallen apart...... 😔
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adam smoot 12h
Replying to @Rizzmiggiz
"The failing EPCOT Center…"
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adam smoot 12h
Replying to @Rizzmiggiz
100s of people in Trump's mentions telling him he doesn't get the show and him with cameras in his face on the White House lawn insisting that he's the best at getting the show.
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adam smoot 15h
Replying to @mattufford
Mine opens the door ever so slowly in the middle of the night and then whispers "daaaaaaddddyyyy" and it really is the most frightening thing to wake up to. I'd rather wake up to an actual bear mauling me.
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Jessica Kleinschmidt Jul 21
Hi. Reminder to women curious about the sports industry that I’m here for you. DMs are closed for obvious reasons but my email is Kleinschmidtjd @ gmail dot com.
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adam smoot Jul 21
Me: Thanksgiving is overrated Also me...in July: 🤷🏻‍♂️
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adam smoot Jul 21
Siri, what’s the weather outside?
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adam smoot Jul 21
I’ve never felt my age more than when I realized I‘m old enough to hear artists sampling *NSYNC songs
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adam smoot Jul 20
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adam smoot Jul 20
Very excited for this comic book movie they just announced that won't be coming out till my 50th birthday!
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adam smoot Jul 20
Grown men can’t eat delicious food...?
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