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Jeremy Keith
When reading tweetstorms, Medium thinkpieces, or self-help books from Silicon Valley types, a fun thing to do is replace the word “meditate” with “masturbate.” Try it! It really works. I kind of want to make a browser extension to do it automatically.
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Bjarni Wark 9 Dec 18
Replying to @adactio
Hey Jeremy, you are part of the problem, not the solution, sorry mate you just wrote more online garage, join the crew who need to take a break from twitter maybe, that might help more.
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Jeremy Keith 9 Dec 18
Replying to @Bjarni
You know who’s really to blame? Whoever it was that forced you at gunpoint to follow me, that’s who. (I’m afraid that if *you* follow *me*, you’ll be exposed to all my garage — that’s the way this works.)
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Peter WM 9 Dec 18
Replying to @adactio
That thread is ridiculous. "No devices"...BUT "here are all the photos I took." "Here's the music I listened to."
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WANYΞ 9 Dec 18
Replying to @pwmxx @adactio
Here’s my heart rate from 2 separate tracking devices...
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marrije schaake 9 Dec 18
Replying to @adactio
🙂
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David Thompson 9 Dec 18
Replying to @adactio
Well, I suppose that does also count as a technique and practice to “know thyself”…
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Matt Birch 9 Dec 18
Replying to @adactio
😂
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Chris Taylor 9 Dec 18
Replying to @adactio
Good luck getting this through: "Web API Proposal: auto-masturbating browsers."
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Lady Melanie Sumner 9 Dec 18
Replying to @adactio
I have an extension that replaces “Trump” with “someone with tiny hands” and it really helps.
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Dominic Mitchell 9 Dec 18
Replying to @adactio
The browser extension should be called "chromanism."
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