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Chris Onstad
I am a jet fighter and I am the resurrection.
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Chris Onstad Oct 10
Téodor, Whatever you’re mad at, he can concomitantly align with your fury
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Chris Onstad Oct 10
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Chris Onstad Oct 5
Philippe, Astropath From The Herbisphere. Do you want this in your life? Have it now!
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Chris Onstad Oct 5
Todd, Bird Ascendant, Candor Waning, Dude and Catastrophe. Want this in your life? Click on this cipher:
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Chris Onstad Oct 5
This is a kiln-glazed tile, set in a box. Boxes are very handy, in life. Would you like this box? Here's the way!
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Chris Onstad Aug 29
Replying to @thebenjacobs
I'll be doing these probably once a month, ongoing. Thanks!
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Chris Onstad Aug 29
Friends, there is new original artwork available this day! See all 5 pieces here:
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Chris Onstad Jul 3
Countryside Wholetimes Todd, oil pen on board. 5" square. Contact chris@achewood.com to…
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Chris Onstad Jul 3
Philippe, Astropath From The Herbisphere. 9" x 12" oil pen on board, $650.
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Chris Onstad Jul 3
New 8" x 10" - oil pen on stretched canvas. "Astrosiphonophore confrontation #1" $500, contact…
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Chris Onstad Jun 27
Up for air. New pieces I'm listing soon. I hope you can push all else aside and make art your…
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Chris Onstad Jun 20
I turned 42 last week, and since Douglas Adams is dead, I asked lifeandmarmalade to officiate.…
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Chris Onstad Jun 20
I'm not tarting this up with a filter. lifeandmarmalade made me elotes on Father's Day, and I am…
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Chris Onstad May 15
Just now back from a soul-recalibrating week in Ochi, Jamaica, with lifeandmarmalade. Freshly…
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Chris Onstad Apr 10
If there is ever a negative-thrust inquiry into whether I was a good father, that stuff in the…
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Chris Onstad Mar 25
Just posted a photo @ Portland, Oregon
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Chris Onstad Mar 14
(I came up with this joke with my daughter)
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Chris Onstad Mar 9
Back at it in the studio tonight.
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Chris Onstad Mar 5
Dumped 99% of a bowl of Campbell's cheesy cheddar potato soup into the toilet and prayed that it would accept it as one of its own
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Chris Onstad Feb 15
Five new pieces just listed in the Achewood gallery! Please write chris@achewood.com to purchase.
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