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achewood
I am a jet fighter and I am the resurrection.
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achewood Mar 14
I almost never enjoy landmarks. I need to get better about this.
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achewood Feb 20
Yet another Google Stumper™!
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achewood Feb 6
5pm Friday on my last day of work.
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achewood Feb 6
His momma's so ugly that he's handsome
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achewood Feb 4
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achewood Nov 30
That doesn't mean a ton of great stuff isn't always there for everyone, and using resources to exist.
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achewood Nov 30
Please help Achewood cover its server costs! The tip jar has been very quiet lately. Sincere thanks! Donate link:
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achewood Nov 27
Moving the desk where I wrote 90% of Achewood. The worn spots are from the mouse I drew with.
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achewood Nov 18
Is it "cosplay" if you dress like Michael Keaton in Mr. Mom? Because I might always be "cosplay" then
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achewood Nov 6
If there are baby photos of you taken with a cell phone, I don't have a moment to talk about an important initiative.
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achewood Nov 3
Ah, Chuck Norris. The poor man's man's man.
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achewood Nov 1
Hissing hills and catsclaw oaks, back to the California, back to the family seat
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achewood Nov 1
The False Elegance of the Dockers™ Wallet Pocket Button Tab
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achewood Oct 24
A young man had DKNY information on his backpack and now I crave poorly defined aspirational fashion.
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achewood Oct 24
I walked behind a guy with Christianity information on his backpack and now I am a Christian
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achewood Oct 24
The men's room attendant at the Charlotte airport was so good and positive that I am now a Christian.
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achewood Oct 18
Daughter's band will be named either Hurt By Lava or Three Pig Sunday.
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achewood Oct 11
Has anyone already referred to those e-cigarette as "cyber-smoking?"
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achewood Oct 7
King of the Hill fan fiction: Bobby is now at UT, in a jam band called Peach Sausage
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achewood Sep 29
I usually wear the Levi's 511 but the salesman had me try the roomier 504 *a size down* and BOOM perfect fit.
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