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Chris Onstad
I am a jet fighter and I am the resurrection.
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Chris Onstad Jun 20
I turned 42 last week, and since Douglas Adams is dead, I asked lifeandmarmalade to officiate.…
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Chris Onstad Jun 20
I'm not tarting this up with a filter. lifeandmarmalade made me elotes on Father's Day, and I am…
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Chris Onstad May 15
Just now back from a soul-recalibrating week in Ochi, Jamaica, with lifeandmarmalade. Freshly…
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Chris Onstad Apr 10
If there is ever a negative-thrust inquiry into whether I was a good father, that stuff in the…
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Chris Onstad Mar 25
Just posted a photo @ Portland, Oregon
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Chris Onstad Mar 14
(I came up with this joke with my daughter)
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Chris Onstad Mar 9
Back at it in the studio tonight.
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Chris Onstad Mar 5
Dumped 99% of a bowl of Campbell's cheesy cheddar potato soup into the toilet and prayed that it would accept it as one of its own
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Chris Onstad Feb 15
Five new pieces just listed in the Achewood gallery! Please write chris@achewood.com to purchase.
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Chris Onstad Feb 12
It's hitting so thin now, so treadbare, so Sad. Tipping point. And I don't even cover politics—I cover pathos.
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Chris Onstad Feb 8
Replying to @hels
Portland soda works bottles of course!
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Chris Onstad Dec 28
Here is a handy device to help you remember a mom's deal Mthinking Oabout Meveryone's Ssafety
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Helen Rosner Dec 22
Replying to @achewood
"Carl's Jr., and the Thing that Happened There" by — actually gut-bustingly funny, an awfully rare thing
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Chris Onstad Dec 15
Original Achewood art and new silkscreens ready for holiday shipping! Going out DAILY.
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Chris Onstad Dec 15
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Chris Onstad Dec 14
Alternate link if the Soundcloud stuff goofs your device:
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Chris Onstad Dec 14
New podcast about my new company, PDX, cannabis, and Achewood:
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Chris Onstad Dec 12
Last Achewood silkscreen of 2016 - only 100 made! Guaranteed to ship in time for xmas! (USA only)
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Chris Onstad Dec 11
Just posted a photo
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Chris Onstad Dec 9
New Achewood comic strip this day! (there is also a 15% discount in the Achewood merch shop with code ACHEWOOD)
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