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*recovering* fuckboi 19h
one time a girl i really liked demoted me to slampiece by saying “You know we don’t have to go on dates, right? Like we can just like hangout at your place, I’m free on the weekends any time after midnight” it was kinda humbling to get out fuckboy’d
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yes and it will be unbearable
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liva worst 14h
straight women are like “u probably think i’m so dumb for hooking up with men, u probably think i’m crazy for loving dick” and i’m like tbh? i don’t think about u at all
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Joi Childs 2h
By the way: Candyman is produced by Jordan Peele but DIRECTED by Nia DaCosta. Just wanted to make that distinction.
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dirt prince 16h
i’ve been on the verge of having a panic attack for a full week but putting it off so i’m thinking about scheduling it for friday morning and getting it over with how do we feel about this
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Tom Scocca Feb 25
I wouldn't choose a leftist digging his own grave as the image around which to build my defense of United States policy in Latin America but
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Christopher Hooks 2h
a few years ago, there was a proposal to bury I-35, which is a huge scar in the middle of downtown austin, and build parks and walkways over the tunnel. this is what came out of the state planning process
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oatmeal influencer 47m
seeing people struggle to climb over snowbanks in front of ttc stops and businesses disgusts me I’m going to launch a shovel through your window
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BIG ELLY 4h
You want Harriett Tubman in a FashionNova bodysuit??
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Replying to @acechhh
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garlic hive let’s block and move on
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Jamie 2h
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oatmeal influencer 1h
boomers will take a bullet for their snow blower
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thinking about becoming a mall walker
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nino brown 20h
My son died the day after I had him and because he was born without health insurance (say that out loud, y'all), I had to pay out of pocket for his autopsy. The hospital released me that same day because since he was deceased there was "no reason" for me to remain there.
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Rebecca Katz 3h
Josh Fucking Gottheimer -- who voted with Rs to put kids in cages -- has the audacity here to say *Bernie* declared war on the Democratic Party. That's pretty special.
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oatmeal influencer 3h
being one of the few homosexuals who can drive i don’t think i should have to wait in any line at service ontario to renew anything. in fact the longer i wait the more homophobic it feels
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Amanda Mull 3h
at no point did I know what the next word in this tweet was going to be
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this is killing me she’s so passionate about it aksjsjsjsjjs
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