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The Absent Driver
Actus reus ex machina.
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The Absent Driver Sep 22
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The Absent Driver Sep 21
A keyboard has written a stupid tweet.
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The Absent Driver Sep 20
Mercifully, the article is better than the headline.
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The Absent Driver Sep 20
Let me help you with the first bit of the investigation, guys, it'll make the subsequent bits much easier.
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The Absent Driver Sep 18
Let me help you out here: Someone drove like a dick.
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The Absent Driver Sep 16
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The Absent Driver Sep 15
Replying to @bikeviewca
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The Absent Driver Sep 13
The BBC allegedly tweeted this.
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The Absent Driver Sep 12
"Yet another incompetent driver detected by entirely inanimate incompetent driver detection bollard."
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The Absent Driver Sep 11
Hearing rumours that the Manchester Evening News will change its name to the Chester Evening News in line with its reporting policy.
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The Absent Driver Sep 10
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The Absent Driver Sep 9
I've always "luckily escaped" by not rolling my car.
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The Absent Driver Sep 8
"Crap driver goes too fast after heavy rain."
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The Absent Driver Sep 7
Replying to @2_Wheeled_Wolf
Yeah.
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The Absent Driver Sep 7
Replying to @2_Wheeled_Wolf
Trinity Mirror.
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The Absent Driver Sep 7
It can't, you fucking bumcandles.
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The Absent Driver Sep 5
Et That was one of the points, yes…
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The Absent Driver Sep 4
"A car deliberately run him over." To add to the ridiculous statement, can't even conjugate the verb.
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The Absent Driver Sep 2
Maybe the van decided to prevent the cars going off and doing something bad. Is Vigilante Van actually on our side?
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The Absent Driver Sep 1
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