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Aaron Timms
I’m moved by happiness and challenges / Eu sou movido por felicidade e desafios aaron.timms@gmail.com
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Aaron Timms 24h
Replying to @GabiPueblo @TomKludt
Tom may not be the GOAT, but he is the GAT
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Aaron Timms Jul 15
Replying to @TomKludt
Fuck off cunt
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Aaron Timms Jul 15
Can’t wait for Olivier Giroud’s performance on auxiliary percussion at the closing ceremony of the 2034 World Cup
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Aaron Timms Jul 15
Replying to @kt5000
May I offer you some sparkling water, madame?
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Aaron Timms Jul 14
Ceci n’est pas un good take 🤢
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Aaron Timms Jul 14
Replying to @TomKludt
Stone and Lalas spent the whole tournament calling Guus Hiddink “Gus”. You have to be pretty shit to not even learn how to pronounce your own studio pundit’s name properly!
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Aaron Timms Jul 13
“I don’t know man, rap is a thing right now.” — Sweaty white guy currently wrestling with French toast, Kellogg’s Diner, Williamsburg
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Aaron Timms Jul 13
Replying to @jamie_hall
👅
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Aaron Timms Jul 13
Most people who care about such things — hello, both of you — have already seen this, but here’s me with the shutout on Fox Sports as we prepare to go to PKs to decide who gets the easier bracket, and other vile perversions of the English language
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Aaron Timms Jul 13
Replying to @Johncc1979
You are very welcome!
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Aaron Timms Jul 13
This is a very good take, Berny
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Aaron Timms Jul 13
Replying to @kdnavis
<Sepp Blatter voice> It is my gift to the world football family
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Aaron Timms Jul 13
Thanks — glad you liked it!
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Aaron Timms Jul 13
Replying to @TomKludt
I like you
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Aaron Timms Jul 13
Replying to @matthew_hall
You are welcome to buy me a beer any time (also thanks)
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Aaron Timms Jul 13
Thanks Greg!
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Aaron Timms Jul 13
Replying to @dontforgetmac @bzref
Thank you for parroting the point I make in my final paragraph. And look, you’re absolutely right — this whole column was misconceived, the American media should be focusing on the big issues in the World Cup, such as this:
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Tippy Tappy Jul 10
Hoping we see a bit of Dembélé on Dembélé action in today, which will be the World Cup’s most euphonious one-on-one since Vasyl Rats beat Joël Bats in 1986
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Aaron Timms Jul 9
Replying to @carmelmelouney
(aka Melouné)
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Aaron Timms Jul 9
Replying to @carmelmelouney
What do you mean excluding — Sedaris sucks and Zizek’s a dickhead, I AM NUMBER ONE (thanks Carmel)
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