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Aaron Timms
Brunch, creative pastries and roasted beans in a spacious, trendy cafe with industrial-chic decor. aaron.timms@gmail.com
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Aaron Timms Sep 19
Interviewer: One day you decided to become a writer. Why? Louis-Ferdinand Céline: To buy myself an apartment.
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Aaron Timms Sep 18
"Investing legend", noted China bear and Martin Amis lookalike Kyle Bass falling for this parody China news account is pretty decent
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Aaron Timms Sep 17
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Aaron Timms Sep 13
Mum's tones are a bit off
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Aaron Timms Sep 12
Replying to @dtsmith_sydney
Eldritch!
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Aaron Timms Sep 10
Replying to @nikillinit
The Chinese wall separating research and trading at the bank I unfortunately worked at was literally a door. People walked through it a lot.
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Aaron Timms Sep 10
Ten bucks isn't a bad price to pay to learn the word "escheat"
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Aaron Timms Sep 10
Replying to @dtsmith_sydney
"Mate, back in Oz we play a game called rugby..."
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Aaron Timms Sep 9
Rewatched "Cocktail" today and the occasional Oi Flanagan aside, Bryan Brown's performance is way less ocker than I remember it being. Sad!
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Aaron Timms Sep 6
It seems likely Tommy Haas will never grace another grand slam. I wrote a little thing on him a few months back.
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Aaron Timms Sep 6
Wow, this is definitely the rawest and most revealing we've seen Hillary in any of her 316 autobiographies to date
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Aaron Timms Sep 6
"And you're getting older, I promise you this you're getting older" James Murphy is such a TALENT
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Aaron Timms Sep 6
People say Andrey Rublev is inexperienced, but I'm like -- what has Rafa Nadal ever achieved in 15th century Russian Orthodox iconography??
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Aaron Timms Sep 6
This building is incredible. I designed it.
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Aaron Timms Sep 4
The quality of Donald Trump's presidency is only marginally worse than the overall quality of Donald Trump impersonations
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Aaron Timms Aug 28
Replying to @philippabarr_
😎
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Aaron Timms Aug 28
Replying to @philippabarr_
Genius, Philippa ---- guess this is why you're verified with 578 followers!
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Aaron Timms Aug 28
Every man who's ever done open mic stand up in New York has jeans like this
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Aaron Timms Aug 26
Replying to @kt5000
It probably not you, based purely on appearance
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Aaron Timms Aug 26
Replying to @jamie_hall
Your need for narrative resolution is your weakness, young Jim
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