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Aaron Timms
Brunch, creative pastries and roasted beans in a spacious, trendy cafe with industrial-chic decor. aaron.timms@gmail.com
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Aaron Timms Nov 17
“Want to start a fire for that icy titty?” - great question to ask a witch, but the reviewer is surely wrong to add an exclamation mark to the end of it. John Maus doesn’t strike me as an exclaimer.
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Aaron Timms Nov 16
I’m a no-name founder on LinkedIn. And I won’t listen to your writing advice. I communicate exclusively in single-sentence paragraphs. Like this one. Or this. Pretty fucking annoying. Always go after your dreams. But only if you put white space between each sentence.
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Aaron Timms Nov 16
Replying to @sb_tang @Gmaxi_32
I’ve been waiting for this, and you have not disappointed me
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Aaron Timms Nov 16
Topical reference ✔️ Circuitous link to actual story ✔️ Should I start a story like this ❌
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Aaron Timms Nov 11
Every bit of Brooklyn has its retail niche and for Carroll Gardens, that niche is shops with a selection of hats, some leather-bound notebooks and one pair of $300 men’s pants
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Aaron Timms Nov 9
Overuse of the laughing tears emoji is destroying Australian cricket. Think of the classic sledges emojified - Get ready for a broken fuckin arm 😂 - How does it feel to drop the World Cup? 😂 - If you ever mention my wife again, I’ll rip your fucking throat out 😂
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Aaron Timms Nov 9
Here was a bear of a man with a butterfly mind and lamb legs and fists made of ham. He was, by common consent, very strange to look at.
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Aaron Timms Nov 9
“Best Sean” - Best Aaron
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Aaron Timms Nov 9
Replying to @maytamcca
Can’t wait for trump to perform the traditional pardoning of the Mitch McConnell on thanksgiving
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Aaron Timms Nov 4
Replying to @rustyjacko
“I’m such a climate-science accepter that I don’t even bother having hope for the ice caps” is how I introduce myself to everyone now
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Aaron Timms Nov 4
Short sentence zealots (like anyone who quotes Orwell as an authority on style) are usually very boring writers !
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Aaron Timms Nov 2
Sounds like the “sites’s” owned by could do with a - yeah - DIRECTOR OF GRAMMAR
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Aaron Timms Oct 30
I wear a cowboy hat. It is my business hat.
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Aaron Timms Oct 30
Today feels like one of those days where it would be remiss not to speak exclusively in a late-career Tom Brokaw voice
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Aaron Timms Oct 27
Park Slope cafe press releases are getting good Tables are “a communal platform for people to sit, eat & convene” - also known as “tables”
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Aaron Timms Oct 26
1990s Leon Wieseltier sold review copies of books out of his Honda Accord to finance his gram-a-day coke habit
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Aaron Timms Oct 25
“In the place of a web of lonelyhearts linking together there's a relentless global bray.”
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Patrick Galey Oct 25
This metro map translated (presumably by Google) into English is equal parts amazing and terrible but maybe a bit more terrible
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Aaron Timms Oct 25
This Charles Waterstreet piece is horrifying - and that’s just the syntax
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Aaron Timms Oct 24
“There was a period where I was in my Blue Period or whatever”
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