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Aaron Timms
Brunch, creative pastries and roasted beans in a spacious, trendy cafe with industrial-chic decor. aaron.timms@gmail.com
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Aaron Timms Jan 13
The beauty of social media is that while you should never tweet drunk, you must ALWAYS gram a story when drunk
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Aaron Timms Jan 12
Fuck off
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Aaron Timms Jan 10
Replying to @danbrettig
Beer?
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Aaron Timms Jan 9
“He cruises the libraries like an academic blue whale, filtering the ocean of scholarship for the krill of insight.” —
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Aaron Timms Jan 5
Replying to @JL4au
Ha no it’s just guesswork — mostly derived from public stances. Bit of a weak pace attack but the batting lineup is solid...
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Aaron Timms Jan 5
With Malcolm Turnbull on the nose mic with a couple of Lib shills, now seems like a good moment to introduce my all-time Lefty Australian XI. A middle order with Ian Chappell and Steve Waugh in it is sure to have plenty of niggle — most of it directed internally.
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Will Sommer Jan 4
Replying to @willsommer
While Trump, Javanka and Hicks were drafting a defense of the Don Jr. meeting— a huddle now scrutinized by Mueller —Wolff claims Dina Powell, Gary Cohn and Stephen Miller were in another room watching Fargo.
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Aaron Timms Jan 1
Love a good flounder
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Aaron Timms Dec 31
Olga Tokarczuk is right: as 2018 begins, let’s spare a thought for native speakers of English the world over
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Aaron Timms Dec 29
Now that the contest is over, we can get on with the real point of the Australian cricketing summer, which is for former players to take bitchy jabs at each other through their annual “best player of all time” lists
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Aaron Timms Dec 28
Three days until my opportunity to be a loser again gets renewed!
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Aaron Timms Dec 23
There are two types of writer: those who help other writers and those who don’t. ’s example of the former here is really lovely.
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Aaron Timms Dec 22
Replying to @FIA_Derby
Yeah but he does nothing, as far as I can tell. The highest public service a Trump cabinet member can perform is total inaction.
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Aaron Timms Dec 22
If Trump’s White House is like a TV show, it’s reasonable to expect that individual cabinet members will eventually get their own spinoff series. Which show deserves to be greenlit first? (Not Without My Wife is for Pence, obviously.)
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Aaron Timms Dec 22
Replying to @carmelmelouney
They were lost on the second trip back to the zorba dancers
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Aaron Timms Dec 21
So much gratitude for the paymasters, but none for the one true author of this column! Shocking, , yet still I love you 😘
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Aaron Timms Dec 21
“The law is my wife, screenwriting is my mistress” — guy who was a few years above me at law school who is now a failure in Hollywood
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Aaron Timms Dec 21
Replying to @aarontimms
There is no other content in the known universe that refers, obliquely or otherwise, to members of my family. This concludes transmission for the next 12 months.
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Aaron Timms Dec 21
My New Years resolution is to only share content that refers obliquely to members of my family, so to get 2018 started, here’s a poem that’s about — among other things — my middle brother.
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Aaron Timms Dec 20
Replying to @tsdheo
Please tell me this was last night and not tonight, because to tweet about it night of would just be too sad
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