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Aaron Timms
A tattooed crew runs this corner bar serving craft beers and Mason-jar cocktails to a local crowd aaron.timms@gmail.com
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Aaron Timms Apr 23
“To win in 2020, Democrats must recycle the campaign that lost them 2016.” Not sure what’s worse — the Friendly Republicans offering dependably shit advice to Democrats on 2020, or that places like The Guardian always quote their crappy little strategy “tips” so credulously.
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Aaron Timms Apr 12
Replying to @hingers
He has form when it comes to throwing a nonsensical “hello” around in a foreign language
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Aaron Timms Apr 11
Replying to @aarontimms
All those sighs and chuckles, the constipated nostalgia, the work every sentence puts in to appear measured: this is dad prose, pure Remnickese, the middling journalist’s idea of Good Writing. In other words, it’s exactly the type of shit David Brooks produces.
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Aaron Timms Apr 11
This is objectively one of the shittest things I’ve ever read. “A freshet of anticipation”, “my recycling bin runneth over”, “imagine what Melania Trump thinks” - fuck off. And all that to say what? “I read the paper.” So elegant!
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David Smith Apr 4
Replying to @aarontimms
These are basically Quillette pitches.
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Aaron Timms Apr 4
Replying to @dtsmith_sydney
He also signed up for a research newsletter as “Sir Michael”, I now see. Cool guy!
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Harry Sargent Apr 4
Replying to @aarontimms
Be gentle, the military industrial complex have feelings too.
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Aaron Timms Apr 4
Replying to @dtsmith_sydney
Haha yeah it’s from when I worked at the startup that doesn’t predict the future — the CEO is friends with “Sir Michael”, as everyone grovellingly calls him, and copied me on some emails. A quick inbox review confirms that Sir’s opinions were every bit as shit as you’d expect
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Aaron Timms Apr 4
Replying to @aarontimms
(It was sent to me in error, obviously. Gonna fuck him up good in the reply!!)
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Aaron Timms Apr 4
Oh no big deal here, just an email from the founder of hedge fund CQS asking me to discuss why Alex Fitzsimmons, Koch brothers stooge at the DoE, declined an invitation onto the boat of the British Royal Navy’s second in command, Jerry Kyd. D E S T R O Y T H E R I C H
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Aaron Timms Apr 4
Replying to @alexbhturnbull
Your contribution here is really valuable, please keep holding power to account and speaking these vital political and gastronomic truths. We need you in Canberra!
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Aaron Timms Apr 4
Replying to @kt5000
Iiiinjury attooorneys, eight hundred eight eight eight, eight eight eight eight I miss those guys so much
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Aaron Timms Apr 3
Replying to @NikoMaragos
My mum during lent: “We just had almond milk lattes with these cookies I made using aquafaba instead of egg whites, we’re having vegetables for dinner — nistisima, delicious” My mum a few days after Easter: “We’re having meat for breakfast lunch and dinner, god I’ve missed meat”
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Gavin Mueller Mar 28
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Tippy Tappy Mar 20
<*very* niche content alert> One thing we’d like to see more of this year is writing about Australian cricket done in the style of a Sid Lowe La Liga dispatch. Something, say, like this
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Aaron Timms Mar 20
Replying to @TippyTappySport
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Aaron Timms Mar 19
Look I agree but I just wanted to come on here to note that Rob Smyth is now big enough to get the autocaps treatment on iMessage
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Aaron Timms Mar 19
We need to empower moderate Anglos, build links with moderate Anglos — not all of them are this bad, it’s true, but there is a problem with extremism in the Australian Anglo community that must be urgently addressed
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Aaron Timms Mar 18
Replying to @kymtje
His response when I messaged him just then to tell him to vote for you: “yeah cheers”. Youngest to eldest sibling endorsements — the quickest path to victory
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