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Aaron Reynolds
Stopped for random inspection on the way into the USA for a Little League tournament. Coincidentally, travelling with non-white people.
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Aaron Reynolds Aug 5
Replying to @aaronreynolds
My encounter with the Department of Homeland Security was going just fine, but then they asked me about my social media.
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Density_Incarnate Aug 5
Replying to @aaronreynolds
Aaron's in trouble~
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Aaron Reynolds Aug 5
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I was very open about my social media. "I have a lot of accounts. What do you want to know?"
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Aaron Reynolds Aug 5
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"Can you list them for us, sir?" Ohhhhhh boy here we go
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Aaron Reynolds Aug 5
Replying to @aaronreynolds
"Like, all of them? Some are flops that didn't go anywhere." "All of them, sir."
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Angela PM Aug 5
Replying to @aaronreynolds
WTAF? They asked you about your social media accounts?? Fuuuuuck.
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Mike Salvia Aug 5
I'm so excited to hear that got to meet Homeland Security
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Aaron Reynolds Aug 5
Replying to @DirtyPianoNames
I started with a softball: . "There's only one tweet here and it says Yuja Wang." "Yes, that's correct."
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Limax7 Aug 5
Replying to @aaronreynolds
Little League Tournament? The Little League World Series is being held in my hometown. (One of many....?)
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Aaron Reynolds Aug 5
Replying to @aaronreynolds
OH SHIT I FORGOT TO DECLARE DICKBOT
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Thrillhouse Aug 5
Replying to @aaronreynolds
Take some comfort in knowing that you wasted the time of someone who almost certainly got into that job solely to be a professional d-bag.
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Aaron Reynolds Aug 5
Replying to @Limax7
Not quite at that level. A Can-Am tourney in Carthage, NY.
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Density_Incarnate Aug 5
Replying to @aaronreynolds
You're done now boyo.
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Mike Salvia Aug 5
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Joe Creighton Aug 5
Replying to @aaronreynolds
I am interested in how this ends. SUBSCRIBE
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Thrillhouse Aug 5
aaaaaaand followed.
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Aaron Reynolds Aug 5
Replying to @aaronreynolds
Then I went for my personal account. "Sir, did you put a mustache on Wonder Woman?" "Yes, I did." "Can you explain why?"
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Dr. Whatevs Stip Aug 5
Replying to @aaronreynolds
did they really ask that? scary to come in contact with people in power and no humor
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Aaron Reynolds Aug 5
Replying to @drstip
It gets better.
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