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Alex Hess
Football/film bore. Edit words for the Guardian, write them for whoever waves money at me.
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Sam Lee 6h
Guardiola on the old "fraud" accusations, namely that he only won the Champions League because of Messi and the lads. I've kept the question in because fair play to the lad, it was delivered excellently. NB I don't think Guardiola believes this
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Alex Hess 8h
Did I nooo want to hear that because redundancies are a tragedy, always.
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Alex Hess Feb 18
A fanbase spoilt by 15 years of short-term success jeer their own manager for both fixating on the long-term and refusing to play hot future prospect. Good work all round.
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Alex Hess Feb 9
A full two months after being sacked for toxic incompetence, Jose Mourinho’s reputation *continues* to deteriorate with each passing week. Takes some doing, that.
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Alex Hess Feb 18
Dinner at 10pm? Coffee at midnight? Get out while you can, Gareth. (But learn the language first ffs)
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Alex Hess Feb 16
This is a really, really terrific piece on the super-rich amoral abyss that has eaten up football in general and English football in particular:
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Tom Adams Feb 14
Roses are red Violets are perfection
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Alex Hess Feb 13
When I'm king, those people(and public FaceTimers) will be first to the gallows
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FourFourTwo ⚽️ Feb 13
📉 The fall of Neymar He was supposed to be the player that broke Messi and Ronaldo’s duopoly at the top. Can Neymar rediscover the path to greatness? ➡️ 📝
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Alex Hess Feb 13
Replying to @JohnBrewin_
Too much class
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Alex Hess Feb 12
It’s almost like booing a really good ex player is hilariously tempting fate.
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Robert G Feb 12
Clickbait fans stunned as major media player plumbs absolute depths.
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Alex Hess Feb 12
Have felt for a couple of years now that Buffon slightly over-eggs his “lovable modern great” act. Always that bit *too* keen to dish out the cheeky wink to the ref, the respectful raised palm after a miskick, the you-rascal-you hug to an opposition striker.
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Alex Hess Feb 12
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FourFourTwo ⚽️ Feb 12
📉 The fall of Neymar He was supposed to be the player that broke Messi and Ronaldo’s duopoly at the top. Can Neymar rediscover the path to greatness? ➡️ 📝
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Alex Hess Feb 12
Replying to @thehuwdavies
Thanks, word count init. Also 27 is too old to blame everything on daddy
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Alex Hess Feb 12
Piece for on Neymar, whose obsession with individual honours has taken him further than ever from winning the Ballon d'Or. Chortle.
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Alex Hess Feb 11
Come and work with me. Together we can spend our weekends being shouted at by fraught newspaper editors:
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Alex Hess Feb 11
3rd in the ballon d'or votes to 12th. Is that a climb? Lazy criticism.
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Alex Hess Feb 11
Replying to @__karl__
Good.
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