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Amanda
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Justin has proven to me that true live exists because there’s no way I could love this idiot otherwise lmao
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tay
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so i texted someone yesterday asking if something was wrong with our friendship/relationship (because i felt as though something was off), was left on read and today i'm blocked on twitter?? please learn how to communicate if you're in your 20's, not everything is a confrontation
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Amanda
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Being married is being annoyed by the way your partner eats corn.
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Amanda
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Me when I moved to California. Shit is whack.
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berry connoisseur
@Crlnnrwd
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14. sij |
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Mike Pence’s full name is mechanical pencil
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Amanda
@_amandagphelan
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Today I stayed at work an hour late to come up with solutions to staying late every day. Am I the only one who sees this?
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Amanda
@_amandagphelan
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Nothing is more truly erotic to me than waking up from a nap to my husband cleaning the house.
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Amanda
@_amandagphelan
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My dog just ate a Taco Bell hot sauce packet.
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Amanda
@_amandagphelan
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I saw a guy playing the saxophone in full blown traffic so nothing surprises me anymore.
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Amanda
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You gotta be nice to your siblings or else they’ll send you pictures from 2008 and let me tell you it’s quite humbling.
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Amanda
@_amandagphelan
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It’s gotten so bad for me. I was driving into work today accepting my impending doom.
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Amanda
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Am I the only one who’s vision is super blurry in the morning regardless of if I’m wearing my glasses or not?
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Amanda
@_amandagphelan
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How do I talk myself into believing I can do something?
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Amanda
@_amandagphelan
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Live life to the fullest and by that I mean I’m working my office job 5 days a week and then nap on my days off.
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Amanda
@_amandagphelan
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Whoever says no one cares is a hater
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Amanda
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I’m ready for the point in my life where I finally win the lottery.
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Amanda
@_amandagphelan
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I meant to post this on LinkedIn.
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Amanda
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I would do dirty things for some broccoli cheddar soup
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Amanda
@_amandagphelan
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Hi it’s me tweeting past my bedtime
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Amanda
@_amandagphelan
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You know those like head ass posts that are ONLY on Facebook! Well, my life has become equally annoying.
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