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___ Rutledge
Hi. My dad is and my mom is .
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___ Rutledge Sep 9
These aren’t chicken nuggets, they’re chicken UGHetts!
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___ Rutledge Aug 11
“Review mirror”
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___ Rutledge Sep 29
[switching sides on tug of war] “wait, which side are you on?” I’m trying to break the rope!
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___ Rutledge 26 Aug 18
If I could, I would, but if I can’t, I wan’t.
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___ Rutledge 26 May 18
“Time for bed, quit stalling.” Daddy, what is stalling? “Well, stalling is when…hey!”
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___ Rutledge 22 Apr 18
One geese is a gee.
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___ Rutledge 22 Apr 18
“You’ll get desert afterwards.” But I want it beforewards!
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___ Rutledge 31 Mar 18
Watching a how-to-play video: “if you liked the video, subscribe & give a thumbs up” [I see quietly give the iPad a thumbs up.]
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___ Rutledge 13 Feb 18
Daddy, what’s “with chess friends?” They should put ‘with’ in the middle.
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___ Rutledge 28 Jan 18
“Daddy can we get some jelly beans that are [reading] Cold Stone Creamery Birthday Cake Trademark flavor?”
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___ Rutledge 26 Jan 18
“I’m examinating it.”
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___ Rutledge 18 Oct 17
“Dad, we need to get a Halloween joke.”
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___ Rutledge 11 Sep 17
He knows to whisper “Alexa” so she doesn’t wake up.
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___ Rutledge 14 Jul 17
"But daddy, shouldn't they be called unslippers?"
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___ Rutledge 22 May 17
"Can I watch some vids on the ipe?"
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___ Rutledge 20 Apr 17
"Yeeks" is like "yikes" but for good surprises. (Like an unexpected drop on a roller coaster.)
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___ Rutledge 18 Apr 17
Unsuspended!
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___ Rutledge 17 Mar 17
Tally & Toby are the names of his hands, and his fingers are their children. (One is named Tambor.)
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___ Rutledge 26 Oct 16
What do you want to do when you grow up? "I want to be a gas station worker and I would ask if you pay by card or with money."
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___ Rutledge 6 Oct 16
"I don't like any kind of beans. Except maybe jelly beans."
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