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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] retweeted
Parthian Books Feb 8
At Parthian today, it's . To celebrate, get a free sample of 's debut short story collection on our website! Check it out:
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Feb 5
Replying to @lloyddavidjohn
End of April probably, think the funds should last till then
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Feb 5
It might scream "tourist" but the beach bag is now complete
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 29
Replying to @lloyddavidjohn
Very well- currently travelling through the Philippines. Such a beautiful place
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 26
I'm going to follow the Rotary Club of Baywalk Manila's "4 Way Test of the Things We Say or Do" whenever I tweet from now on
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 23
Replying to @Dunadan9
It's a difficult one, it would be a bold experimental step - I feel that a lot of crime is committed due to a disconnect with society so voting may be a way of bridging that
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 22
Replying to @Prangman7
My #1 accessory, I wear it even though it gives me a paunch like I've eaten too many bánh mì
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 22
Replying to @_JoaoMorais
Here's some more for ref
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 22
Loved seeing a group of trompe l'oleil murals today but managed to capture the exact moment I spotted two roast dog stalls across the street
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 21
Replying to @ifanmj
I'm a 7 and have never been sensible
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 21
Replying to @ioannaonline
I donated a lot of books I'd had for years after admitting I wouldn't be rereading them, I gained a lot more space, & it took less time to clean (books get so dusty!) I now read a lot more (esp. new books) as it necessitates a weekly excursion to the library. Worked for me!
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 20
I went to visit a waterfall and appear to have misplaced my arms
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] retweeted
Parthian Books Jan 18
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love short stories & those who don't yet know they love short stories. Move from the latter to the former category by downloading a sample of 's here:
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 18
This is the best and truest coffee description I've ever seen
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 17
roedd y trydar hwn yn fod i fynd i ti 🙈 (sori )
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 17
Fe aethom ni i amgueddfa gwych heddiw, Amgueddfa Menywod Fietnam. Gwnaeth yr arddangosfeydd gwneud i mi feddwl am ba mor bwysig ac amserol yw dy prosiect East End
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 17
Replying to @TheDaiLlew
Cringed through so many of these, the deniers of people's experience are the worst - someone told Cathy Reitzenbrink at Hay that her brother dying wasn't that bad & do you remember the woman at Cardiff Book Fest telling Nikesh Shukla that racism isn't as bad as he makes out? 😰
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 13
Replying to @_JoaoMorais
Also today: the quack quack man taught me the secrets of duck whispering
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 13
Replying to @vonkarlsen
Thanks for reminding me about this, I need to collect the reviews and put em together in a blog!
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João [ʒuˈɐ̃w] Jan 13
Had a great time exploring one of the largest cave systems in the world today but is it just me or is the stalagmite in the last pic a bit... Ron Jeremy
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