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Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Jun 28
Florida Man Claims He Invented the iPhone in 1992, Sues Apple for $10 Billion
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Florida Man Jun 28
Florida Man Steals Van so He Can Drive to Waffle House
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Florida Man Jun 28
Florida Man Calls 911 to Complain About Checkers Order
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Florida Man Jun 27
Florida Man Arrested for Punching Swan
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Florida Man Jun 22
Florida Man Breaks First Promise of New Campaign
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Florida Man Jun 14
Florida Drain Clogged by Massive Motherfucking Alligator
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Florida Man Jun 14
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Florida Man Jun 12
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Florida Man Jun 11
If a picture of Trump physically smothering the American flag doesn’t perfectly sum up this election, nothing does
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Florida Man Jun 8
Florida Man Calls 911 to Report Lack of Vodka
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Florida Woman Jun 8
Florida Woman Quits Job So She Can Breastfeed Her Boyfriend Full-Time
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Florida Man Jun 2
Disgruntled Florida Man Uses Front-End Loader to Bury Boss In Dirt
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GQ Magazine May 31
This alligator is too big
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Florida Man May 31
Florida Man Apparently Sees One Giant Fucking Gator
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Florida Man May 30
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Florida Man May 29
Thanks, Libertarian Party. You keep being you
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Florida Man May 29
In case anyone was in any doubt, democracy is still in a great place
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Florida Man May 29
Florida Man Apologizes for Letting Everyone Know How He Actually Feels
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Florida Man May 27
Florida Man Bursts Into Ex's Delivery Room, Fights Her New Boyfriend as She's Giving Birth
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