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Florida Man
Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man 2h
Because it's not real.
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Florida Man 8h
You neglected to mention this happened 11 years ago
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Florida Man Feb 11
Florida Man Slips While Riding Hoverboard, Accidentally Shoots Cousin
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Florida Man Feb 10
Florida Man Ordered to Stay Away From Animals After Throwing Live Alligator Through Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window
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Florida Man Feb 10
[✓]TSA line [✓]American flag [✓]Naked man hanging off balcony Welcome to Orlando Airport. (via @)
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Florida Man Feb 9
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Florida Man Feb 9
Florida Man Apologizes For Repeating Himself Too Much; Immediately Repeats Himself
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Florida Man Feb 8
Florid Man Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon After Throwing Alligator Through Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window
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Florida Man Feb 7
Has anyone tried turning him off and on again?
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Florida Man Feb 6
Florida Man Gets Stuck on Repeat
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Florida Man Feb 5
Florida Man Says He Stripped Naked and Walked Down Street Because Jesus Told Him To
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Florida Man Feb 5
Florida Man Loses Car Keys, Accidentally Locks Himself in Trunk While Looking For Them
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Florida Man Feb 3
Hide your kids...
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Florida Man Feb 3
Florida Man Main Suspect After Spate of Goat Rapes
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Florida Man Feb 3
Florida Man Holds up Trio Dumpster Diving for Lottery Tickets
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Florida Man Feb 2
Florida Man Pulls Down Pants in Hospital and Begins Yelling About Size of His Penis
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Florida Man Jan 31
Florida Man Found in Hotel Room With Dead Body, Two Live Monkeys
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Florida Man Jan 29
Whichever one wins this fight gets to be on the side of my van
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Florida Man Jan 29
Florida Man Attacks Wal-Mart Employee With Potato Chips
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Florida Man Jan 28
Kind of amazing to see two guys from Florida fighting and neither of them are wearing jean shorts
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