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Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Attacks Mother With Potato Salad
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Florida Woman Aug 26
Florida Woman Hires Hitman to Kill Man Who Gave Her Grandkids Lice -
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Florida Man Aug 26
No he didn’t. That photo is from a Portuguese stock image company.
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Florida Man Aug 24
Florida Man Claims “Anchor Babies” Isn’t Offensive…Especially If You’re Talking About “Asians”
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Florida Man Aug 24
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Florida Man Aug 20
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Florida Man Aug 18
Florida Man Hits Kid in Face With Football, Still Wants to be President
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Florida Man Aug 18
Florida Man Continues Quest to Become Nation’s Greatest Troll
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Florida Man Aug 17
Florida Man in Wolf Mask Rides Unicycle in Swimming Pool Because Sure, Why Not? via
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Florida Man Aug 16
Florida Man Forgets How Football Works
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Florida Woman Aug 15
Florida Woman Blames Car Crash on Dog, Tells Police She Wants It Arrested
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Florida Man Aug 14
Florida Man Breaks Into House; Steals TV, Xbox, Cool Ranch Doritos, Bottle of Gatorade and Half a Subway Sandwich
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Florida Man Aug 14
S.W.A.T. Team Uses Bucket to Rescue Florida Man From Tree
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Florida Man Aug 13
Florida Man Goes to Police to Report Stolen Drugs
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Florida Man Aug 12
Florida Man Walks Off Live TV Because He’s Had Enough of the Kardashians
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Florida Man Aug 11
Florida Man Wrecks Budweiser Truck; Thankfully No Beer is Lost, Just Bud Light
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Florida Man Aug 11
Florida Man Flips Truck Full of Bud Light Because He Was Distracted by His Adorable Puppy
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Florida Man Aug 11
World Spared Delivery of Bud Light Thanks to Valiant Intervention by Florida Man’s Dog
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Florida Man Aug 10
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Florida Man Aug 10
Florida Man Steals “32 Gallons” of Underwear
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