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Florida Man
Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man 20h
Police Tase Florida Man Who Refused to Stop Playing Pokemon Go
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Florida Man Jul 21
Florida Man Steals, Crashes Boat Belonging to Dentist Who Shot Cecil the Lion
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Florida Man Jul 20
Florida Man Wants to "Fire the Politicians," Forgets He's Also a Politician
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Florida Man Jul 17
Florida Man Causes Uproar After Opening City Council Meeting With Satanic Prayer
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Florida Man Jul 17
Florida Man Shoots at Teenagers Hunting Pokemon Outside His Home
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Florida Man Jul 15
Florida Man Fights to Keep Pizza-Loving Aligator
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Florida Man Jul 14
Florida Man Emerges from Bathroom Covered in Poop, Throws It at Cops
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Florida Man Jul 11
Giant Dick-Shaped Cloud Floats Majestically Over Miami
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Florida Woman Jul 11
Florida Woman Closes Eyes While Praying and Driving, Crashes Into House
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Florida Man Jun 30
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Florida Man Jun 28
Florida Man Claims He Invented the iPhone in 1992, Sues Apple for $10 Billion
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Florida Man Jun 28
Florida Man Steals Van so He Can Drive to Waffle House
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Florida Man Jun 28
Florida Man Calls 911 to Complain About Checkers Order
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Florida Man Jun 27
Florida Man Arrested for Punching Swan
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Florida Man Jun 22
Florida Man Breaks First Promise of New Campaign
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Florida Man Jun 14
Florida Drain Clogged by Massive Motherfucking Alligator
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Florida Man Jun 14
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Florida Man Jun 12
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Florida Man Jun 11
If a picture of Trump physically smothering the American flag doesn’t perfectly sum up this election, nothing does
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Florida Man Jun 8
Florida Man Calls 911 to Report Lack of Vodka
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