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Florida Man
Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Dec 6
Florida Man Crashes Stolen Jeep Into Cop Car, Goes to Checkers
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Florida Man Nov 30
Don't know what the back story is here, but safe to assume someone died
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Florida Man Nov 27
That’s a fake story. Don’t worry, it’s not like that’s a big issue now, or anything.
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Florida Man Nov 10
Well this is kind of ironic
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Florida Man Nov 10
Ugh, the sad thing is you’re probably right.
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Florida Man Nov 8
Florida Man Really Shits the Bed This Time
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Secular Talk Nov 8
BREAKING: Florida approves medical marijuana in a landslide. 76.9% in favor.
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Florida Man Nov 8
BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man Re-Hired For Job He Hates
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Florida Man Nov 8
Farts. Let’s just hope this is the only poor judgement I display today
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Florida Man Nov 8
Florida Man Found Naked, Covered in Vomit After Allegedly Robbing Dollar Store
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Florida Man Nov 8
Florida, please don't fuck this up
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Florida Man Nov 5
. I’m a parody Twitter account, but it still only took me 15 seconds to figure out this story is fake. Please fire your entire staff
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Florida Man Nov 5
That story is probably fake. The site it’s from is only 5 days old.
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Florida Man Nov 3
Florida is not fucking around today
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Florida Man Nov 3
Florida Man Drives Around Neighborhood Wearing Nothing But Electrical Wires Attached to His Dick
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Florida Man Nov 2
Florida Man Is Clearly a Fucking Witch, or Something
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Florida Man Nov 2
Florida Man Develops Hepatitis After Binging on Energy Drinks
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Florida Man Nov 2
Florida Man in Tutu Breaks Into Farmer’s Market to Consume Fruit and Soda
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Florida Man Oct 31
Florida Man Dresses 13-Foot Alligator in Novelty Top Hat and Sunglasses for Halloween
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Florida Man Oct 30
Florida Man Tries to Leave Strip Club; Crashes Into House, Runs Himself Over
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