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Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Calls Police to Report Burglary, Despite the Fact He Was the One Who Committed It
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Florida Man Jan 18
If this whole thing ends with the White House moving to Florida, none of us should be surprised at all
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Florida Man Jan 16
I spent too much time making this
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Florida Man Jan 16
I spent too much time making this
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Florida Man Jan 16
Look at this big-ass alligator
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Florida Man Jan 15
Why on earth would somebod-- Oh. I see.
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Florida Man Jan 15
Why on earth would somebod-- Oh. I see.
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Florida Man Jan 13
Naked Florida Man Breaks Into Neighbor's Kitchen to Look For Sesame Seeds for Hamburger
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Florida Man Jan 11
Florida Man Actually Does His Job
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Florida Man Jan 5
Florida Man Sets Underwear on Fire at Starbucks
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Florida Man Jan 3
Florida Man Arrested for Peeing on Trooper’s Leg at Disney World
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Florida Man Jan 3
Florida Man Accused of Shooting Cows Along Turnpike With AR-15
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Florida Man Dec 9
Me at the start of 2016 vs me at the end of 2016
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Timothy Burke Dec 31
Now, see, this is why I am a subscriber
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Florida Man Dec 30
Florida Man Beaten by Ex-Girlfriend For Making Out With Her Mom
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Florida Man Dec 29
R.I.P. . (Remember when someone like this running for public office was considered strange?)
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Florida Man Dec 24
Finally, some good news
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Florida Man Dec 18
Well, I did not see that coming… (via )
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