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Florida Man
Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Oct 12
Clearly not very well.
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Florida Man Sep 25
Yes, because he was a beacon of tolerance and understanding before he became president
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Florida Man Sep 23
You should follow me
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Florida Man Sep 21
Sweet. I love Pearl Jam.
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Florida Man Sep 10
I am never NOT thinking about that place
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Florida Man Sep 10
Replying to @_FloridaMan
Only Florida can turn what was going to be a climate change debate into a gun control debate
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Florida Man Sep 9
NARRATOR: They couldn’t.
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Florida Man Sep 8
Florida, I fucking love you. Stay safe out there, everyone. ❤️
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Florida Man Sep 5
[I come out of the bushes and begin banging pots and pans together while shouting] THIS IS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP, THE PRESIDENT!!
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Florida Man Sep 2
Me trying to act low key
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Florida Man Aug 31
They should just hire me, tbh.
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Florida Man Aug 9
The only contender, as far as I'm concerned
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Florida Man Aug 7
The only thing that shocks me here is just how much Jay Cutler and Florida are made for each other
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Florida Man Jul 30
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Florida Man Jul 20
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Florida Man Jul 20
Ah, yes. Show how annoyed you are that they’re working outside your house by making sure they can’t leave.
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Florida Man Jul 12
I think Kellyanne Conway is trying to tell us something.
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