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Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man May 22
Naked Florida Man Rescued After Getting Stuck on Drawbridge
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Florida Man May 20
Florida Man Could face 9½ Years in Prison For Landing Gyrocopter on Capitol Lawn
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Florida Man May 18
Florida Man Savors Brief Moment He Had More Followers Than The President
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Florida Man May 16
Florida Man Accidentally Smashes Wrong Car With Baseball Bat
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Florida Man May 16
Florida Man Compiles Map Detailing the Most Popular Places in Miami to Poop in the Street
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Florida Man May 15
Florida Man Found Naked on Side of Road; Curses, Clutches Genitals
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Florida Man May 15
Florida Man Has Clearly No Understanding of Juxtaposition (via )
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Florida Man May 13
Florida Man Says He Ran Through Airport in Underwear Waiving Nunchakus Because He "Kinda Always Wanted to be Tased"
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Florida Man May 13
Nunchaku-Toting Florida Man Says He's Got a Plane to Catch as He Races Through Airport in His Underwear
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Florida Man May 13
Knife-Wielding Florida Man Tries to Rescue Imaginary Girlfriend From Garbage Truck
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Florida Man May 13
Florida Man Fired After Hearse He Was Driving to Funeral is Seen at Dunkin' Donuts
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GQ Magazine May 12
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Florida Man May 12
. FYI, this story is a massive steaming pile of fucking garbage. K. Thx. Bye.
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Florida Man May 12
Florida Man Takes Poodle for Ride on Jet Ski (via )
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Florida Man May 12
FYI this story is a pile of steaming shit.
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GQ Magazine May 12
The Best Florida Man Tweets Ranked by
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Florida Man May 11
Florida Man Reportedly Shot, Learns Cruel Lesson in Irony
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Florida Man May 7
Lol. Of course not.
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Florida Man May 7
. That's a fake story. Mugshot is from 2013. Source: fucking Google.
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Florida Man May 7
Nope. Fake. Mugshot from 2013.
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