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Florida Man
Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Mar 25
Don’t let anybody tell you America isn’t great already (via )
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Florida Man Mar 24
Florida Man Arrested For Eating Pancakes in Middle of Crosswalk
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Florida Man Mar 23
Several Homes Destroyed in Wildfire Started by Florida Man Burning Books
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Florida Man Mar 18
No joke here. clearly wants this case to vanish over the weekend, and I just don’t think it should
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Florida Man Mar 18
No joke here. clearly wants this case to vanish over the weekend, and I just don’t think it should
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Florida Man Mar 14
NEW YORKERS: I can’t leave my apartment because there’s too much snow FLORIDIANS: You’re adorable.
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Florida Man Mar 14
We sure can pick ‘em
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Florida Man Mar 12
Florida Man Sets Fire to Indian-Run Store Because He Thought Owners Were Muslim, They Didn’t Have His Favorite Juice
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Florida Man Mar 11
New Details About Florida Man's Former Home Raise More Questions Than They Answer
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Florida Man Mar 9
Florid Man Speeds Off in Stolen Car With 9 Baby Parrots
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Florida Man Mar 8
Even for Florida, this a little on the nose
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Florida Man Mar 8
Even for Florida, this a little on the nose
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Florida Man Mar 7
I now understand vertical integration
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Florida Man Mar 6
Florida Man Meets Up With Nemesis to Settle Online Beef, Dies
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Florida Man Mar 1
Deputies Find 54 Xanax Pills in Florida Man’s Anus
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Florida Man Mar 1
Florida Man Suspected of Stealing Nickelback Drummer’s Identity
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Florida Man Mar 1
Florida Man With Suspended License Seen Fleeing Traffic Accident on Lawnmower
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Florida Man Mar 1
Florida Man Takes to Hiding From Constituents in the One Place They’ll Never Look For Him: His Work
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Florida Man Feb 23
Florida Man Wipes Feces on Pier to Mark Favorite Fishing Spot
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Florida Man Feb 23
Florida Man Claims Dog Shot Girlfriend as She Slept
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