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Florida Man
Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Breaks Into House, Found Sleeping on Couch After Eating Too Many Chicken Wings
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Florida Man Jul 30
Police Try to Stop Florida Man From Playing ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ on 4th of July, Fail
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Florida Man Jul 30
Florida Man Walks Through Town Naked While Holding Cup of Vodka Cranberry
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Florida Man Jul 27
Florida Man Injured By Shrapnel From Dryer He Filled With Explosives
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Florida Man Jul 25
Florida Man Tells Homeowners It’s Illegal For BBQ Smell to Leave Their Property
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Florida Man Jul 24
Florida Man Pauses Police Chase to Rehydrate With Stolen Capri Sun, Says Smoking Crack Makes Him Thirsty
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Florida Man Jul 24
Florida Man Stands in Middle of McDonald’s Drive-Thur Lane, Masturbates
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Florida Man Jul 24
WWE Wants You to Forget it Ever Had Anything to Do With Florida Man
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Florida Man Jul 24
Firefighters Rescue Florida Man With Head Stuck in Exercise Equipment
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Florida Man Jul 23
Police Watch as Naked Florida Man Jumps Head First Through Window
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Florida Man Jul 23
Florida Man Struck by Lightning While Snorkeling Naked
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Florida Man Jul 21
Florida Man Protests High Bus Fare By Running Head First Into Bus
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Florida Man Jul 21
Florida Man Under Attack From Leprosy-Causing Armadillos
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Florida Man Jul 21
Florida Man Threatens Teen With Machete For Disciplining His 14-Pound Chihuahua
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Florida Man Jul 21
Florida Man Drops Shot Friend Off at Wal-Mart Instead of Hospital
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Florida Man Jul 20
Florida Man Fighting to Keep Klansmen Mural in Courthouse, Swears ‘It’s Not a Racist Thing’
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Florida Man Jul 20
They must have made a correction it. It definitely said 50 originally
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Florida Man Jul 20
Florida Bear Breaks Into Garage, Eats 50lbs of Dog Food, Falls Asleep on Lawn
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Florida Man Jul 16
Florida Man Rides Sea Turtle, Spears Shark
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Florida Man Jul 16
Florida Man Indicted in Fatal Dog Poop Fight
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