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Florida Man
Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Pulls Kid's Tooth by Tying It To Chevy Camaro, Speeding Away
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Homeland Security Tricks Florida Man Into Flying to Puerto Rico to Dig up $1M Worth of Cocaine, Twice |
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Florida Man Mar 30
Florida Man Reportedly Seen Biting Head Off Hamster in Spring Break Party Video
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Florida Man Mar 29
Florida Man Breaks Into Ex-Girlfriend's Home, Shits on Belongings
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Florida Man Mar 28
Florida Man Orders Glass of Water From Wendy's Drive-Thu at 1am, Starts Jacking It
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Miami New Times Mar 27
. has higher approval ratings than Rick Scott.
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Florida Man Mar 26
Florida Man Shows Up to Bank Robbery Drunk, in Taxi
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Florida Man Mar 26
But what does Florida Man think of himself? [turns to look at mirror] [sighs]
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Florida Man Mar 25
Florida Man Films Himself Driving Around Drunk and High at 3am With Endangered Owl
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Florida Man Mar 25
Florida Man Headbutts Car During Bath Salts Rampage
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Florida Man Mar 25
Naked Florida Man Jumps onto Hood of Patrol Car, Snaps Windshield Wiper, Tells Cops He's Famous Now
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GQ Magazine Mar 23
We asked how to survive spring break and, amazingly, he actually told us
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Florida Man Mar 23
Florida Man Becomes Lamestream Media Sellout
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Florida Man Mar 23
Florida Man Writes Awesome List of Spring Break DOs and DON'Ts p.s. WOOOO!! SPRING BREAK MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Florida Man Mar 23
New spring break avatar. Woo! Spring break, mother fuckers!
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Florida Man Mar 23
Florida Man Found Living in North Carolina After Faking His Own Death
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Florida Man Mar 22
Florida Man Lets Woman Drive His Patrol Car to Hooters
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Florida Man Mar 21
Sleeping Florida Man Falls Off Balcony After Friends Place Him Outside Because He Was Snoring Too Loudly
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Florida Man Mar 21
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Florida Man Mar 20
Woman Looks Under Her Bed While Searching For Cat, Finds Florida Man
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