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Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man 23h
. Sorry for swearing. Hey, remember this story about the guy who vaped his own semen? Is that better?
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Florida Man Apr 18
Florida Man Fucks Up Link. Correct Link:
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Florida Man Apr 18
Florida Man Confronted Over Sushi Dine and Dash, Attacks Restaurant Employee With Nunchucks
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Florida Man Apr 17
Florida Man Pretends to be Oprah's Nephew for Free Cheesecake Factory Gift Cards (via )
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Florida Man Apr 16
Florida Man Films Massive Fucking Shark at Bottom of Yard Like It's No Big Deal Whatsoever
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Florida Man Apr 16
Homeless Florida Man Accused of Memorizing Stolen Credit Card Numbers in Order to Live at Luxury Disney Hotel, Again
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GQ Magazine Apr 15
Our new Florida correspondent () has filed his first report, and it's a doozy
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Florida Man Apr 15
Florida Man Claims He's Thor as He Tries to Stab Cop With His Own Badge
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Florida Man Apr 15
Fly into your DMs like
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Florida Man Apr 15
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Florida Man Apr 15
Florida Man Says He's God as He Has Sex With Tree
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Florida Man Apr 14
Florida Man Bites Dog
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Florida Man Apr 13
Florida Man Just Remembered He Forgot to Clear His Browser History
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Florida Man Apr 13
Florida Man Arrested for Advertising "Legit Counterfeit $$" on Craigslist
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Florida Man Apr 13
Florida Man Going to Make Great Vice Presidential Candidate
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Florida Man Apr 13
Florida Man Impersonates Police Officer, Accidentally Pulls Over Real Police Officer
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Florida Man Apr 13
Witness Say Florida Man Was Face-Timing Before He Crashed Helicopter
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Florida Man Apr 13
Florida Man Accused of Stalking Squirrel
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Florida Man Apr 12
Florida Man Tries to Burn Down Neighbor's House by Microwaving His Wallet
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Florida Man Apr 11
Florida Man Falls Victim to Vicious Dunking
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