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Florida Man
Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Jun 21
Replying to @pourmecoffee
Don’t tell me what to d...[dies]
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Florida Man Jun 20
If anyone needs me I'll be studying this photo for the next 12 hours like it's a lost frame from the Zapruder film
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Florida Man Jun 16
Yeah, but remember that time he called you an embarrassment to your family?
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Florida Man Jun 2
[smokes the pot once]
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Florida Man May 30
Convefe (Retweets please.)
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Florida Man May 30
Replying to @barstoolsports
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Florida Man May 30
Replying to @MailOnline
A lesson for budding journalists: if the story you’re citing says this, but includes no links to local sources, it’s probably fake
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Florida Man May 30
Replying to @katebevan @MailOnline
It was working for me a few minutes ago. Would be funny if they took it down before the Mail.
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Florida Man May 30
Hi . Your “source" for this obviously-fake FL story is a 6-month-old website registered in Singapore. Congrats on being gullible
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Florida Man May 25
🎵Hello darkness, my old friend / I've come to ask you to please clap again 🎵
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Florida Man May 24
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Florida Man Apr 15
Why you should always read the whole thread. (via )
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Florida Man Apr 13
Replying to @thegarance
👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
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Mark Byrne Apr 10
cool new flight attendant uniforms
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Florida Man Apr 10
Today in “our dystopian nightmare”
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Florida Man Apr 9
*Meatloaf voice* 🎵Ooooh, like a bat out of kale🎵
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Florida Man Apr 7
Florida Man Seen Jumping Off Bridge With Stolen Sausages
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Florida Man Apr 6
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Florida Man Mar 25
Replying to @jpetro714
Don’t let anybody tell you America isn’t great already (via )
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Florida Man Mar 24
Florida Man Arrested For Eating Pancakes in Middle of Crosswalk
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