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Florida Man
Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man May 1
Florida Man Pulls Out Penis on Beach; Runs Into Ocean, Tries to Swim Away From Police
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Florida Man Apr 29
Enterprising Florida Man Makes Money Belly Dancing in Bikini for People Stuck in Traffic
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Florida Man Apr 28
Welcome to Florida
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Florida Man Apr 27
Florida Man Flings Frozen Animal Carcasses Around Animal Control Office During Drunk Rampage With Fire Extinguisher
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Florida Man Apr 26
Florida Man Attacks Apartment Complex Residents After They Told Him to Stop Having Sex in Their Pool
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Florida Man Apr 25
Florida Man Who Tried to “Run" to Bermuda in Inflatable Bubble Rescued by Coast Guard, Again
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Florida Man Apr 21
Florida Man Arrested For Soliciting Sex With Dogs on Craigslist
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Florida Man Apr 20
Happy 4/20 from Florida Man
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Florida Man Apr 18
Florida Man Bravely Changes Name to Bruce Jenner to Preserve It’s "Heterosexual Roots”
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Florida Man Apr 13
Florida Man Gets Tattoo of Donald Trump’s Baby Dick
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Florida Man Apr 11
Florida Man Blames Rampage Through Neighborhood on Too Much Masturbation
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Florida Man Apr 9
Florida Man’s Releases Ad Attacking Woman Who Was Mean to Him at Starbucks
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Florida Man Apr 6
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Florida Man Apr 5
Police Find Handcuff Key Stashed in Florida Man’s Rectum
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GQ Magazine Mar 29
Trump's campaign manager is represented by a Florida lawyer who maybe once bit a stripper
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Florida Man Mar 23
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Florida Man Mar 21
Florida Man Begins Patiently Waiting for Gawker’s Money to Arrive
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Florida Man Mar 19
Florida Man Steals BMW After He’s Told He Can’t Buy It With Food Stamps
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Florida Man Mar 18
Florida Man Performs Fire-Breathing Routine at High School Pep Rally, Eight Hospitalized
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Florida Woman Mar 16
Florida Woman Fighting to Keep ATV-Riding Alligator
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