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Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Aug 26
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Florida Man Aug 24
Florida Man Caught Eating Meth-Soaked Drawings in Jail
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Florida Man Aug 23
Florida Man Arrested for Assaulting His Krystal Manager With Frozen Hamburger Patty
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Florida Man Aug 21
Roses are red, if you haven’t yet seen this
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Florida Man Aug 19
Florida Man Says He'll Kill Himself if the Coast Guard Stops Him From “Running” to Bermuda in Giant Hamster Ball
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Florida Man Aug 18
Florida Man Probably Wishes We Would All Go Back to Making Fun of His Hair
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Florida Man Aug 16
Florida Man Attacks Fellow Bus Passenger Over "Stinky Yawn"
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Florida Man Aug 16
Police Search for Florida Man Who Broke Into Home to Steal Sausages, Paper Towels
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Florida Man Aug 12
Florida Man Caught Twerking at Judge
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Florida Man Aug 11
Excessive Prank Phone Calls Lead to Judge Banning Florida Man From Pizza
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Florida Man Aug 11
Florida Man Leaves Prison After Serving Sentence for Road Rage Death, Dies in Road Rage Incident
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Florida Man Aug 9
Florida Man Finds New Sport to Suck At
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Florida Man Aug 3
Florida Man Attacks Dancing Flamingo at Busch Gardens
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Florida Man Jul 29
Florida Man on Molly Says He Was Waiving Machete Because He Was "Chasing Ghosts"
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Florida Man Jul 28
Florida Man Released From Jail When Police Realize "Meth" Was Actually Donut Crumbs
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Florida Man Jul 26
Florida Man Manages to Misspell “School” on Warning Sign…Twice
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Florida Woman Who Doesn’t Speak Spanish Sues for Discrimination After She’s Denied Job as Spanish Teacher
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Florida Man Jul 25
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Florida Man Jul 25
Florida Man Apparently Painting Anti-Hillary Messages on Tampa Bay Crabs (via )
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Florida Man Jul 22
Police Tase Florida Man Who Refused to Stop Playing Pokemon Go
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