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Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Apr 15
Why you should always read the whole thread. (via )
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Florida Man Apr 13
Replying to @thegarance
👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
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Mark Byrne Apr 10
cool new flight attendant uniforms
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Florida Man Apr 10
Today in “our dystopian nightmare”
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Florida Man Apr 9
*Meatloaf voice* 🎵Ooooh, like a bat out of kale🎵
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Florida Man Apr 7
Florida Man Seen Jumping Off Bridge With Stolen Sausages
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Florida Man Apr 6
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Florida Man Mar 25
Replying to @jpetro714
Don’t let anybody tell you America isn’t great already (via )
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Florida Man Mar 24
Florida Man Arrested For Eating Pancakes in Middle of Crosswalk
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Florida Man Mar 23
Several Homes Destroyed in Wildfire Started by Florida Man Burning Books
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Florida Man Mar 18
No joke here. clearly wants this case to vanish over the weekend, and I just don’t think it should
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Florida Man Mar 18
No joke here. clearly wants this case to vanish over the weekend, and I just don’t think it should
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Florida Man Mar 14
NEW YORKERS: I can’t leave my apartment because there’s too much snow FLORIDIANS: You’re adorable.
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Florida Man Mar 14
Replying to @jaketapper
We sure can pick ‘em
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Florida Man Mar 12
Florida Man Sets Fire to Indian-Run Store Because He Thought Owners Were Muslim, They Didn’t Have His Favorite Juice
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Florida Man Mar 11
New Details About Florida Man's Former Home Raise More Questions Than They Answer
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Florida Man Mar 9
Florid Man Speeds Off in Stolen Car With 9 Baby Parrots
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Florida Man Mar 8
Even for Florida, this a little on the nose
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Florida Man Mar 8
Even for Florida, this a little on the nose
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