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Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Feb 14
Unrelated: I just found some top secret documents about North Korea crumpled up beneath a restaurant table. Think they might be yours?
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Florida Man Feb 12
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Florida Man Feb 11
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Florida Man Feb 10
ME (sitting on a stage in a turtleneck smoking an e-cigarette): The alligator is fascism
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Florida Man Feb 10
ME (sitting on a stage in a turtleneck smoking an e-cigarette): The alligator is fascism
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Florida Man Feb 10
Literally nothing good has ever happened after someone loudly exclaimed, “let’s go to Florida”
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Florida Man Feb 9
Floridians lead nation in head injuries
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Florida Man Feb 8
Florida Man Has to Be Rescued From Garbage Truck After Falling Asleep in Dumpster
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Florida Man Feb 5
Florida Man Says He Committed $7 Billion Bank Fraud Because Jesus Wanted to Make Him Rich
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Florida Man Feb 5
Florida Man Has Already Forgotten He Helped Putin’s Best Friend Become Secretary of State
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Florida Man Jan 31
Florida Man Shoots Cat for Looking at Him “Like He Owned the Place”
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Florida Man Jan 30
Florida Man Tries to Hide From Police in Trash Can While Dressed as Spongebob Squarepants
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Florida Man Jan 27
Florida Man With Gun in Car Hands Joint to Cops While Parked in Whole Foods Handicap Spot
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Florida Man Jan 25
Florida Man Tells President About the Voting Inconsistencies He Saw While Possibly Committing Voter Fraud
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Florida Man Jan 25
Florida Man Wearing Mop on His Head “Terrifies" Neighbors With Demands For Eggs
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Florida Man Jan 24
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Florida Woman Jan 24
Florida Woman Accused of Trespassing Onto Trump Resort, Smearing Cars With Bananas
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Florida Man Jan 23
Chill. I’ll tweet about your mom again soon.
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Florida Man Jan 23
Oh wait, never mind.
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Florida Man Jan 20
Florida Man Now Running the Country, I Guess
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