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Florida Man
Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Jul 2
Florida Man Seen Firing Musket at Cars While Dressed as Pirate
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Florida Man Jul 2
Florida Man Drives SUV Over Raising Drawbridge
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Florida Man Jul 1
Florida Man Fired For Joke About Marrying His Dog
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Florida Man Jun 30
Judge says Florida Man is Only Allowed to Wear Plain Bandanas in Court
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Florida Man Jun 30
Florida Man Caught Carrying 69 Stolen Guns on 3-Wheel Bicycle
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Florida Man Jun 27
Florida Man Points Gun at 7-Eleven Clerk Because Bathroom Was Out of Order
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Florida Man Jun 27
Florida Man Who Played FSU’s American Indian Mascot Stabbed in Argument Over Gumbo
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Florida Woman Jun 25
Florida Woman Took Selfies as She Had Sex with Pit Bull
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Florida Man Jun 24
Florida Man Arrested for Battery by Chest Bump
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Florida Man Jun 23
Florida Man Poses as Superman on Side of Road While Pantless, Urinating
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Florida Man Jun 23
Florida Man Orders Pizza to Illegal Cock Fight
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Florida Man Jun 21
Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself During Gun Safety Class
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Florida Man Jun 20
Naked Florida Man Found Clinging to Channel Marker
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Florida Man Jun 20
Florida Man Laughs at Your Pathetic Hat Game (via )
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GQ Magazine Jun 19
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Florida Man Jun 19
Florida Man Bites Store Employee Before Speeding Away in Gold Convertible; Tells Police Name is “Dick Oranges”
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Florida Man Jun 19
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Florida Man Jun 19
Florida Man Says He “Just Can’t Help” Breaking Into People’s Homes, Flashing Them His Junk
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Florida Man Jun 16
Florida Man Sets Home on Fire With Bomb Made From Bowling Ball
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Florida Man Jun 15
Florida Man Checks If Gun Is Loaded by Putting it to Head, Pulling Trigger; Kills Self…Obviously
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