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Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man May 29
Thanks, Libertarian Party. You keep being you
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Florida Man May 29
In case anyone was in any doubt, democracy is still in a great place
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Florida Man May 29
Florida Man Apologizes for Letting Everyone Know How He Actually Feels
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Florida Man May 27
Florida Man Bursts Into Ex's Delivery Room, Fights Her New Boyfriend as She's Giving Birth
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Florida Man May 26
Police Unable to Tow Florida Man’s Illegally Parked Flintstones Car
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Florida Man May 26
Florida Man Proudly Claims He’s the First Person to Ever Strap a 6-Month-Old to Water Skis
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Florida Man May 25
Florida Man Arrested for Uttering the Words “Erect Penis” at School Board Meeting
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Florida Man May 20
Florida’s already terrifying wilderness now has giant man-eating Nile crocodiles
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Florida Woman May 15
Florida Woman Goes to Hospital With Dead Shark Still Attached to Arm
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Florida Woman May 14
Turtle Survives Flying Through Florida Woman’s Windshield in Real-Life Game of Mario Kart
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Florida Man May 12
Florida Man Wakes Up From Month-Long Coma, Immediately Demands Taco Bell
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Florida Man May 12
Florida Man Swears He Doesn’t Regret Tattoo of Now Old Instagram Logo
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Florida Woman May 11
Police Rescue Florida Woman Stuck in Giant Tree
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Florida Man May 10
Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself While on His Way Into Job Interview at Elementary School
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Florida Man May 9
Who wears the same shirt for 3 days?
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Florida Man May 9
Florida Man Shoots Himself, Doesn’t Realize for 3 Days
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Florida Man May 9
Florida Man Caught Trying to Smuggle Dead Alligator in Car
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Florida Man May 4
Florida Man Tries to Walk Out of Pet Store With Python Stuffed in Pants
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Florida Man May 1
Florida Man Pulls Out Penis on Beach; Runs Into Ocean, Tries to Swim Away From Police
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