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Florida Man
Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
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Florida Man Aug 9
The only contender, as far as I'm concerned
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Florida Man Aug 7
The only thing that shocks me here is just how much Jay Cutler and Florida are made for each other
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Florida Man Jul 30
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Florida Man Jul 20
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Florida Man Jul 20
Ah, yes. Show how annoyed you are that they’re working outside your house by making sure they can’t leave.
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Florida Man Jul 12
I think Kellyanne Conway is trying to tell us something.
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Florida Man Jul 12
i...worked on this story for a year.... and he... he just tweeted it out
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Florida Man Jul 11
Replying to @jaydestro
I live only for precious re-tweets and favs
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Florida Man Jul 11
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Florida Man Jul 11
Why do I feel like Donald Trump Jr. said “hold my beer” before tweeting this?
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Florida Man Jul 11
Replying to @vevevev
Touche.
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Florida Man Jul 11
Replying to @Jonah__V
Damn, you’re too quick for me.
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Florida Man Jul 11
. 🤠 🍺 🚬🚬 👇🏼⚰️🗡💀👇🏼 💀 💉 🐊 🐊 👢 👢howdy. I’m the sheriff of Florida fuckery. I wrote this tweet
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Florida Man Jul 9
I look forward to you voting with Trump anyway next time it’s good for your career
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Florida Man Jun 26
"I'll dominate u with my alpha handshake" "Not if I parry with my alpha side hug" “Try these alpha neck kisses" “Your lips are so soft…"
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Florida Man Jun 21
Replying to @pourmecoffee
Don’t tell me what to d...[dies]
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Florida Man Jun 20
If anyone needs me I'll be studying this photo for the next 12 hours like it's a lost frame from the Zapruder film
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Florida Man Jun 16
Yeah, but remember that time he called you an embarrassment to your family?
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Florida Man Jun 2
[smokes the pot once]
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Florida Man May 30
Replying to @barstoolsports
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