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Zardu Hasselfrau
Hitchhiker, explorer, spelunker, alchemist, pugilist, adventurer, demonologist, balloonist, exorcist, illusionist, cryptozoologist, pre-ghost & TV food judge
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Zardu Hasselfrau 5m
Luckily it's just the racist assholes so we don't care.
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Khaya Dlanga 3h
People with racist attitudes have been saying that since 1994. The country will crumble soon. Some left for greener pastures and came back and realized how good they had it here. But those who want to leave can leave. Those who want to contribute can stay.
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Michael Gary Scott 7h
CPR Trainer: Pump at a pace of 100 beats per minute. Michael: How many is that per hour? Jim: How would that help you?
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Zardu Hasselfrau 47m
Replying to @Telling_Tales92
Absolutely. They also give zero fucks about traffic lights.
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Zardu Hasselfrau 53m
Replying to @TheGingerFoo
Next he's going to debunk Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven
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Zardu Hasselfrau 1h
Can you just chill for a moment Buzz Killington?
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Replying to @Leandriii
No
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George Ciccariello-Maher 4h
The NRA: “Arm teachers!” *Philando Castile, a legally licensed and armed teacher, shot dead by police* The NRA: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Erin Bates 14h
Here, from spokesperson in the Eastern Cape, Colonel Michelle Matroos, are notes on what police understand happened in the early hours of this morning. As yet, there have been no arrests and police are asking those with information to call 0860 10111.
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jaboukie young-black 8h
"hOw CaN YoU tAlK aBoUt GuN CoNtRoL wHeN yOu'Ve NeVeR FiReD a GuN" how ya'll anti gay and you've never sucked cock
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Yaaseen Barnes 15h
Heidi: The lesser known tales.
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Alistair Coleman Feb 20
After last night's rant about measles and vaccines, can I now ask that you DON'T PUT WEEK-OLD PISS IN YOUR EYES? Thank you.
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Andrew Thaler 6h
"Specially Trained" to shoot students. That's the whole point. School shooters are fellow students. So now there are guys on campus trained and mentally prepared to shoot students if they perceive a threat. Do I even need to say why this is the worst possible response?
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Eugene Mirman 3h
Didn't see Rubio's speech, but assuming he suggested that every child learn all the Gun Katas from Equilibrium??
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Zardu Hasselfrau 3h
Those guns are made right in your own backyard lady. Mexico has nothing to do with it
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Zardu Hasselfrau 3h
Replying to @velocciraptor
People who just hang up the phone without saying goodbye
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Zardu Hasselfrau 3h
Seapoint indeed, turning into main road. Light was green when I got to it already. These two decide the red light doesn't apply and just cycle right in front of me.
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Zardu Hasselfrau 4h
Almost creamed two cyclists who decided red traffic lights don't apply to them. Oh well, maybe next time.
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Zardu Hasselfrau 4h
Replying to @charlmeyer
😂😂😂😂
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