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Chefboi R.D.
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No Use For a Name (Not the Band) 12h
Me: “Can I get a large popcorn and soda, and an extra drink cup?” Theater employee: “For water?” Me: “......sure.”
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Chefboi R.D. retweeted
agnes abernathy 🌙 18h
*in extremely Carly Rae Jepsen voice* hey DSA men this may sound CRAZY but repro justice isn’t just for ladies it’s hard to organize without your LABOR so help feminist comrades fund abortions maybe?
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Chefboi R.D. 7h
Replying to @bear_foot
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Chefboi R.D. 8h
You fall in love with that girl in the gas mask?
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Chefboi R.D. 8h
Same
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Chefboi R.D. Apr 24
Replying to @jiggatravels
Bless 🙏👼
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Chefboi R.D. Apr 24
Avengers Endgame is the first MCU film to feature full frontal male nudity
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Chefboi R.D. Apr 24
Listen, hear me out What if you make a spin-off company that just does porn parodies of all your existing properties? You could call it DiXXXney or something?
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Chefboi R.D. Apr 24
If you're interested in universal basic income and technology and are near Brooklyn on May 15 then come to this.
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Chefboi R.D. retweeted
Troy L. Wiggins Apr 24
it is important that everyone on twitter read this and face their own bill duke in menace ii society moment upon realizing that black women really tried to told yall about this shit half a decade ago.
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Chefboi R.D. retweeted
kirbybot Apr 24
children are the most cruel of all
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ft Apr 24
The thing is, when the US fully splinters and American refugees start pouring into other countries, every single one of them will feel 100% entitled to be in whatever country they end up in and most of them will be mad that the people in that country don’t speak English.
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Chefboi R.D. Apr 24
Replying to @yeti_detective
There must be a DeviantArt devoted to quadruped animals drawn with human ass and legs, and I demand to see it
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Chefboi R.D. Apr 24
Replying to @yeti_detective
Reverse Centaur where the head and front legs are horse but the hind legs and ass are human
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Chefboi R.D. Apr 24
Replying to @yeti_detective
Rhinocentaur
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Chefboi R.D. Apr 24
Centaur but Giraffe Style
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Chefboi R.D. Apr 23
Replying to @prosateuse
I identify with some bits of this
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Chefboi R.D. Apr 23
Replying to @LeciJ_
can't believe my dumbass didn't used to believe in angels
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Chefboi R.D. Apr 23
Replying to @quatoria
phased into the 4th dimension
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Chefboi R.D. Apr 23
Running for POTUS 2020 on a platform of catapulting you, specifically, into the sun. You owe student loans? Into the 🌞. Want lower taxes? Into the 🌞. School vouchers? No, into the 🌞. Second amendment? The first amendment was the 🌞, where I am sending you.
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