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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick
a snake-like, long, fat baby | he/him/his |
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 12h
Replying to @yeti_detective
This show is clearly perverted. There is a clown-house trying to kill the magical girl with its tongue while what seems to be a furry wolfkin eggs it on.
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 12h
The reason I couldn't sleep LAST night was because I was thinking of something exactly like this
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 12h
He is so fucking pleased that he's no longer the worst president we've ever had
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 12h
I quit the Lucifer show and turned on the first search result "related to" Sailor Moon. These anime girls are shiny as fuck. Who is polishing anime girls?
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 12h
Replying to @yeti_detective
in the wiener sense
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 12h
Replying to @yeti_detective
wanna get real swole in 2019
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 12h
what are some good penis exercises for building bulk?
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick retweeted
non aesthetic things 13h
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 13h
America has been destroyed by fucking clowns.
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 13h
Replying to @matchstickdance
hm...
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 13h
Replying to @yeti_detective
Lucifer doesn't like hip hop, he can go RIGHT back to hell
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 13h
Replying to @yeti_detective
why is Lucifer British? The British would never rebel against their monarch. Lucifer is CLEARLY French.
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 13h
Checking out this Lucifer show. Is he just a British Daddy?
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 13h
Replying to @Jay_Fury_
what if you could go back in time and throw baby hitler at baby donald trump so hard it killed them both, but that's the only thing you're allowed to do while you're back in time?
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 13h
Replying to @zaynah237
i need that outfit
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 13h
I get my first paycheck in months next week. I'm going to buy a new phone, some pants cat-scratch-proof pants, some bougie-ass brunch, a US Congressperson, maybe one of those little pigs
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Carlos Bueno Jan 15
Those new, secure chip+pin card you got? The one that came with a subtle contract change putting the burden for fraud on you? The encryption system it depends on was broken by researchers ten years ago. The card companies just sued anyone who tried to report on it. Sleep tight!
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 23h
if your tinder bio says sapiosexual but you're not out here jackin' it to the Stanford Lecture Series on youtube why are you wasting everyone's time?
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Philip ''Just O'' K. Dick 23h
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best," - me to my toilet when i clog it
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Miss Gender 🌔 Jan 17
When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie THAT'S A MO RE When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine THAT'S A MO RE (to the tune of the Spongebob Squarepants theme)
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