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TFGG.Nugget 8h
My favorite female rapper
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Happy Baxgiving 15h
What if NPR accepted massive corporate donations & shaped their coverage accordingly?
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Bree (&🐕) 9h
Raise your hand if you've over 29 and don't have a year's salary in a retirement account. Raise the other one if you wish more people in congress knew what it was like not to have a year's salary in a retirement account. Now scream like you're on a roller coaster.
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Alex 2h
I covered Baby I'm a Fool by .
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Saladin Ahmed 2h
me trying to figure out your tweets
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yeti detective 2h
Finishing S03 of The Seven Deadly Sins. I thought I was Ban, the Fox Sin of Greed, but now that I've witnessed The Mustache of Escanor, the Lion Sin of Pride...
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A Bex Upon You 2h
Jessica Aguilar, who bravely stood up against the fascist RAM gang at a Trump rally in Huntington Beach last year, needs just $200 to get to her court dates. Please help an antifascist comrade fight the charge of slapping a neo-Nazi who called her a “bitch”.
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Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh.... Nov 18
"Head gasket just blew on my Buick and you talking bout some damn Baby Shark"
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yeti detective 2h
If you give a man a fetish, he eats (ass) for a day. If you TEACH a man to fetish... this metaphor breaks down, but he's probably still eating ass.
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yeti detective 3h
Replying to @spookperson
i have straight-up panhandled for $5 so I could "meet for coffee" and not reveal that I am in fact a penniless degenerate.
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yeti detective 3h
Replying to @yeti_detective
Brackish Reboot of Garfield where he twitches and heaves, his lungs full of twigs and stream water. A centipede crawls out of his eye-socket. Bill Murray's shattered voice begins the monologue, "I hate mondays..."
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yeti detective 3h
media has milked dry the teat of gritty rebooting. Future reboots must transcend grittiness into full-on brackishness.
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Pru 15h
[rolling up in heelys] doctor: that's sick electrician: that's lit greengrocer: that's fresh poet: that's epic drug dealer: that's dope ice fisherman: that's cool witch: that's wicked mathematician: that's radical dressing room attendant: that's tight
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yeti detective 4h
Replying to @InfiniteFruit
CUP CAPE
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yeti detective 8h
Replying to @JillSixx
I saw Madeline's Madeline. Highly recommend.
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yeti detective 13h
my favorite artist is Andy Warhouse because of the work he did at his parlour or whatever called The Facility
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Nick Harkaway Nov 18
Dystopian near future SF is now officially offline until we have a non-dystopian present. Thank you for your cooperation. Non-cooperation should be reported to the Excision Bureau for social and cognitive editing. All citizens should smile when reporting crimes. [Click for more.]
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yeti detective 21h
Replying to @matchstickdance
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yeti detective Nov 18
Rumble in the Bronx is on Netflix. RUMBLE IN THE BRONX IS ON NETFLIX!
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yeti detective Nov 18
What if this planet is actually just hell for pigs & chickens & we're a bunch of demons in the chicken hell & we don't even know it, and that's just the whole point of Earth?
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