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Dave Yates
Comedian. Writer. Actor. Enjoys an array of cheeses and fancy mustard. Ha Ha Hot Sauce creator. 5 years sober.
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Dave Yates 5h
Replying to @StevieJarosz
Turrrrible
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Dave Yates 6h
Some of you folks are saying pineapple on pizza is gross but putting your tongue in eachothers butt holes. Grow up. It's all delicious.
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Dave Yates Jan 15
Replying to @wyleelynn
That's just in your heeaaaaad, in your heeeeeaaaad, in your head.
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Dave Yates Jan 14
I've seen some dudes that definitely use mascara on their booty hairs.
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Dave Yates Jan 14
SOLD THE FUCK OUT! and I will See ya tonight El Segundo!
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Dave Yates Jan 13
I got a Stapp infection. I can't stop singing "With Arms Wide Open"
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Dave Yates Jan 12
Don't walk towards the light ! It's a trap
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Dave Yates Jan 12
Replying to @aj_finney
I want a Brent Mydland doll!
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Dave Yates Jan 12
I bet hoarders that use the cloud have dead cat memes buried under piles of files.
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Dave Yates Jan 11
Why aren't there any cover rappers? I'm going to be the first. I'll only cover T-Pain songs. You can call me T-Spoon.
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Dave Yates Jan 9
People who use toilet covers are punks. You're not gunna get AIDS from that toilet. That's not how it works, unless there's a dick in it.
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Dave Yates Jan 7
Smash The Patriarchy would be a great name for a board game.
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Dave Yates Jan 5
When there's a dime on the ground, do you pick it up? I do. That same careless person comes by 9 more times then I have a dollar.
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Dave Yates Jan 4
January Comedy Adventures! Come catch a show. Buy a bottle of Ha Ha Hot Sauce. 📷 .hipwell.photography
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Dave Yates Jan 3
Comedy show in the backyard this Saturday! West LA folks, roll through!
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Dave Yates Jan 2
Deleted a women for posting about snow boots she bought for her dog. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
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Dave Yates Jan 1
You'll never be passionate about anything you do until you are passionate about being you.
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Dave Yates Dec 31
What a weekend is one of the best comics working today and…
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Dave Yates Dec 29
2 shows tonight w/ !! Come on down to majestic comedy town!
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Dave Yates Dec 28
Small change in plans but I'm hosting for the majestic comedy stylings of Jackie Kashian! Come out! It'll be a great end to the #2017
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