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Dave Yates
Comedian. Writer. Actor. Enjoys an array of cheeses and fancy mustard. Ha Ha Hot Sauce Maker. 5 years sober.
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Dave Yates 4h
Don't chew gum on stage, you nincompoops.
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Dave Yates May 28
Driving a new rental car and having to tell idiots "Woah woah, I'm not an Uber. Get out of my car" is a new experience for me.
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Dave Yates May 27
Every K-Pop music video looks like it could turn into a porno at any moment.
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Dave Yates May 27
Soulshine, it's better than sunshine. It's better than moonshine. Damn sure better than the rain.
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Dave Yates May 26
My grandma called her little car her "Cracker Box". She was a little old white lady, so it was literally a cracker box.
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Dave Yates May 25
This is tonight in the !
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Dave Yates May 24
Replying to @blackguyadam
happy to ship
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Dave Yates May 24
Replying to @Julief125
* running out of newspapers to hit you with*
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Dave Yates May 24
Guy gets fidget spinner, still cant finger his girlfriend properly.
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Dave Yates May 24
Comedy doesn't owe you shit
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Dave Yates May 24
Working on another batch of ! @ West Los Angeles
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Dave Yates May 21
Replying to @Julief125
*swings rolled up newspaper at nose*
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Dave Yates May 21
It's come to my attention that we aren't "sluts" anymore. The politically correct terminology is "Sexually Social".
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Dave Yates May 19
Girl at bar: "I'm a Libertarian that voted for Trump." Me: "I don't think you know what that word means..."
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Dave Yates May 19
You can find me selling and shirts at the and performing on Sunday!…
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Dave Yates May 17
Hey gang!!! The day is finally here! Day one of kicks off with a BERTCAST! Come down…
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Dave Yates May 16
I'm mentioned in this write up! Thanks !
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Dave Yates May 16
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me angrily post diatribes on the internet.
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Dave Yates May 15
One day, I'll be as funny as this tree at the Comedy Store.
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Dave Yates May 15
I've "double-tapped" more Facebook photos thinking they were Instgram than I'd like to admit.
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