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Dave Yates
Comedian. Writer. Actor. Enjoys an array of cheeses and fancy mustard. Ha Ha Hot Sauce creator. 6 years sober.
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Dave Yates 16m
How I like to take in standup comedy 1. LIVE 2. Audio only 3. Forensic Files
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Dave Yates Mar 22
I was washing my hair and got soap all over my eyes. Shampookakke
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Dave Yates Mar 22
Bloomington! Get your tickets
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Dave Yates Mar 20
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Dave Yates Mar 16
Replying to @Pheg01
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Dave Yates Mar 15
You should not have more cats than bedrooms in your apartment.
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Dave Yates Mar 13
This woman's voice sounded like 1000 pickles sliding down a window.
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Dave Yates Mar 12
We had fun making this. hair so luxurious
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Dave Yates Mar 11
Nobody wants 17 comics on one show.
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Dave Yates Mar 11
A Port-O-John truck cut me off on the highway. That's okay, he was rushing to handle some shit.
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Dave Yates Mar 10
I've never called a tip line, but if I did, I'd leave 20%.
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Dave Yates Mar 9
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Dave Yates Mar 9
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Dave Yates Mar 8
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Dave Yates Mar 8
Replying to @sobermomlife11
One day at a time
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Dave Yates Mar 8
congrats on 200( 201 now?) Days of sobriety! Rockin into year 7 here. Keep it up! Livin the dream
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Dave Yates Mar 7
Do you live in Springfield Missouri? Does someone you know live in Springfield Missouri? Come out and watch some comedy if so!
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Dave Yates Mar 7
Do you live in Springfield Missouri? Does someone you know live in Springfield Missouri? Come out and watch some comedy if so!
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Dave Yates Mar 6
Watching your own set is excruciating. Just trying to get better at this. Shout out to for all the tips and inspiring comics everywhere to get better.
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Dave Yates Mar 5
? I think you meant Big Beautiful Tuesday
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