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Dave Yates
Comedian. Writer. Actor. Enjoys an array of cheeses and fancy mustard. Ha Ha Hot Sauce creator. 6 years sober.
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Dave Yates Jun 16
I'm driving around listening to the new Nas album, in my Phish hoodie, and looking for spare lawn chairs for my comedy show. That's the epitome of who I am.
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Dave Yates Jun 15
I never won the Funniest person in my high school. I was too busy doing drugs.
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Dave Yates Jun 14
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Dave Yates Jun 12
Me: Extends Invite to a comedy show Them: "Is it a free show?" And I die a little more inside.
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Dave Yates Jun 9
And some nights in comedy, you perform in a
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Dave Yates Jun 7
Tomorrow night! Come out!
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«•*roach*•»™ Jun 6
Coming up this Friday! ! Return of Roast Battle at The Beach with local amazingness! Dont miss it, with great and long.
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Dave Yates Jun 4
Quit calling your sports bar shows "Comedy Clubs", Fuckwads.
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Dave Yates May 31
Thanks for the amazing drawing @anthonyleewinn This is so fucking cool Come see me in REAL life this weekend at Laffs Comedy Cafe Tucson, AZ
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Dave Yates May 30
Replying to @MorganGDowd
Was it named American Pickles? I feel like if they traveled the country finding pickle recipes in peoplea homes it wiuld succeed.
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Dave Yates May 29
For real. Let's do this.
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Dave Yates May 29
TV Show Pitch, hear me out. "American Pickles" Two dudes, traveling the country, and sampling all the pickles this fine country has to offer.
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Dave Yates May 28
Replying to @PenwellWrites
People cheered me on in Little League. Still hated it.
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Dave Yates May 27
Replying to @Julief125
*fucbros
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Dave Yates May 27
I won't try Crossfit. I've already tried Little League. I don't need a grown man yelling at me to do shit I dont want to.
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Dave Yates May 26
out there taking pics and making…
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Dave Yates May 22
The Deathly Hollows tattoo is the tramp stamp of nerds.
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Dave Yates May 18
Just saw one of the strippers I dj'd for post a graduation pic. I guess she really WAS paying her way through college.
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Dave Yates May 17
great show tonight man! That bit you do with the arm handle is HIGH LARIOUS
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Dave Yates May 15
Sometimes, I get so bored on my phone I go to reach inside my pocket for a second non-existent phone and realize I hate what I've become.
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