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Dave Yates
Comedian. Writer. Actor. Enjoys an array of cheeses and fancy mustard. Ha Ha Hot Sauce creator. 6 years sober.
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Dave Yates 4h
Kale is fucboi lettuce
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Dave Yates Dec 2
I dont accept Kurt Russell as Santa Clause.
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Dave Yates Nov 29
I noticed today that when it rains in LA, there arent any worms on the sidewalks because even they cant afford to live here.
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Dave Yates Nov 28
When are we getting a Gender Fluid Potatoe Head?
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Dave Yates Nov 24
A little ice coffee and is a great pre comedy show hype up. Gunna fuck this crowd up with these jokes.
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everett byram Nov 19
on a mission to eat all 50 state birds
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𝚋𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕 Nov 23
AMERICANS (specifically those near Aurora, IL)! I'm doing spots on 2 ha ha hot shows tonight at the with the homie and his crazy good hot sauce. I'm fine with the sauce being the biggest draw. . . .
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Dave Yates Nov 22
4 shows in Aurora, IL starting Friday Get tix! Buy hot sauce. Feel good
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Dave Yates Nov 13
How pissed you think Post Malone's father, Karl, is that his kid don't even deliver mail?
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Dave Yates Nov 12
Lil Xan, Lil Pump, and Lil Purpp are the Garbage Pail Kids of rappers.
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Dave Yates Nov 7
I'm coming back to headline 4 shows ! Get your tickets!
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Thom Joyce Oct 26
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Dave Yates Oct 25
I found a gray hair in my beard. I stared long into the mirror, took a deep breath in and whispered, "You're once step closer to being a DILF."
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Dave Yates Oct 17
Holy crap! I was selected to perform on Season 2 of Laugh After Dark on Amazon!!!! I dont even know what to say. I uprooted my entire life to come out here and I work my ass off every night. Your boy is getting his first TV credit. Thank you to everyone who's been in my corner.
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Dave Yates Oct 13
I'm "Drink On The Toilet While Having Diarrhea" years old.
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Dave Yates Oct 12
Do girls who worship Satan call him Beelzebae?
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Dave Yates Oct 12
When I play chess and capture an important piece, I yell "Yaaass Queen!"
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Christine Casagrande Oct 9
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Dave Yates Oct 5
Still gunna drink
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Dave Yates Oct 3
If a butt crack is called a "coin slot" would that make the booty hole a Coin Star?
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