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Dave Yates
Comedian. Writer. Actor. Enjoys an array of cheeses and fancy mustard. Ha Ha Hot Sauce Maker. 5 years sober.
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Dave Yates 51m
Replying to @Julief125
still talking to the ex? Stick to the menthols.
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Dave Yates Apr 24
Replying to @Jaygeigley
this will keep me from the brink of insanity!
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Comedy Plugs Apr 24
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Dave Yates Apr 24
Replying to @Jaygeigley
I got one at the Hollywood young people's meeting I randomly went to earlier this evening.
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Dave Yates Apr 23
Replying to @krissimmons
thank you!
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Dave Yates Apr 23
5 years sober today.
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Dave Yates Apr 22
Not sure if the Food Network is grilling eggplants or dicks...
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Dave Yates Apr 22
Replying to @Julief125
you can get better
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Dave Yates Apr 22
Replying to @Julief125
nah
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Dave Yates Apr 22
Lotta Midwest 9's come out here to find out they are LA 3's
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Dave Yates Apr 21
I still laugh and shake my head when a couple shares a Facebook account and has to comment "(Jason) yeah so I agree blah blah blah."
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AJ Finney Apr 19
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Dave Yates Apr 19
Hey Gang! My first show at is 10 days away! Come out and support me and this…
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Dave Yates Apr 18
Had a good cry while driving through the desert. Life is beautiful like that sometimes.
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Dave Yates Apr 17
Enjoying a of by the beach. @ Martha's 22nd St Grill
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Dave Yates Apr 16
If you enjoy Peeps, you're a monster.
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Dave Yates Apr 16
If I find drugs on the ground I give them to the person closest to me in the hope that they use them. I may be sober, but I'm never wasteful
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Dave Yates Apr 15
One of the coolest spots I've been to get! @ Kulak's Woodshed
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Dave Yates Apr 14
You can always make more money. You can't make more time.
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