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Dave Yates
Comedian. Writer. Actor. Enjoys an array of cheeses and fancy mustard. Ha Ha Hot Sauce Maker. 4 years sober.
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Dave Yates 11h
thanks Matt! Good to meet you
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Dave Yates Mar 26
thanks Hawk
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Dave Yates Mar 26
Driving through the South I'm getting to read the Bible, one billboard in the time.
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Dave Yates Mar 26
Well, Memphis, it's been dope. Thanks for all the Q and laughs. Time for the long hall. If you…
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Dave Yates Mar 25
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Dave Yates Mar 24
My friend wrote "I hate dress shoes." I read it as "I hate dressy hoes." Dyslexia for the win.
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Dave Yates Mar 24
Jungle Love Comedy Show starts at 830! Dearly Beloveded, we will gather at this comedy show, to…
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Dave Yates Mar 23
Watch 's new special, Thank God For Jokes. It's phenomenal.
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Dave Yates Mar 23
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Dave Yates Mar 23
I'm just happy shit loads of people are watching comedy specials again.
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Dave Yates Mar 22
Packed and headed to . First stop, Memphis for a BANGER of a Jungle Love comedy show…
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Dave Yates Mar 21
If you're the type of parent that lets your kid order a hamburger at a Mexican restaurant, you've failed.
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Dave Yates Mar 21
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Dave Yates Mar 20
one day they will allow edits on tweets
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Dave Yates Mar 20
you may have lost weight, but you're still a heavy ass Troll
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Dave Yates Mar 19
The problem with the Pizza Hut "Pie-top" shoes is the people that would need this won't be able to bend far enough to push the button.
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Dave Yates Mar 19
Some of you look like you were concived on a porch couch.
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Dave Yates Mar 18
Sometimes, you perform at a comedy festival. Then the next night, you perform in a place that…
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Stu McCallister Mar 17
. Dirty Show tonight with & some special guests. Midnight at ! Be there.
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