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Dave Yates
Comedian. Writer. Actor. Enjoys an array of cheeses and fancy mustard. Ha Ha Hot Sauce creator. 5 years sober.
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Dave Yates 20h
Please, tell me more about the popular shit you hate. I can't get enough of it.
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Dave Yates Sep 18
"Actors" are insufferable.
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brian redban Sep 15
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Dave Yates Sep 14
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Dave Yates Sep 14
has put together a HEATER OF A SHOW!
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Dave Yates Sep 12
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Dave Yates Sep 12
I was on last night and nailed it! Thanks for the stage time!!
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Dave Yates Sep 10
How long until we hear the pickup line "Hey girl, I'm having a gender reveal party. In my pants!"
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Dave Williamson Sep 10
Only few tix left to see gregfitzsimmons, , , mikestanley667,…
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Dave Yates Sep 9
Believe the hype. is that good shit.
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Dave Yates Sep 9
I want to start an Emo Grateful Dead cover band: Regretful I'm Not Dead
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Dave Yates Sep 8
Wish Happy Birthday Then Unfriend
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Dave Yates Sep 8
Saying "adulting" automatically negates any adult shit you may be doing.
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Dave Yates Sep 7
Want unlimited stage, comics? Just get a wooden spoon and your mom's bathroom mirror, ya dweebs!
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Dave Yates Sep 7
Replying to @Julief125
What was that? I couldn't hear you over the crackling of the flames
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Dave Yates Sep 7
Replying to @Julief125
Quit trying to bang Lyft drivers
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Dave Yates Sep 7
I'm watching the NFL through a pirated Canadian TV stream. Am I boycotting right?!
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Dave Williamson Sep 7
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Dave Yates Sep 7
Mom likes to buy fancy things and my dad is frugal. Combine the two and you have me going through the Goodwill like "Wrangler Jeans? Pffft"
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Dave Yates Sep 5
Nothing like jerking off while the Labor Day parade marches outside. It's like the whole city was cheering me on!
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