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Dan Wiznitzer
Marketing & PR. Sports. Games. High spin rate. Playing with 5 fouls. Pizza, tacos, sushi, BBQ, burgers, steak, nachos, burritos, gyros, hot dogs, sandwiches etc
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Dan Wiznitzer 2h
Replying to @MileahKromer
i mean... i can't imagine sound quality is going to be as good as something 2x the price, but I haven't no complaints and if I break 'em or lose 'em it's not the end of the world.
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Dan Wiznitzer 2h
Anker Soundcores are 35 bucks on amazon. Dig mine.
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Dan Wiznitzer 13h
Replying to @washingtonpost
condition #1: don't cut off your wife's head.
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Rob Perez 19h
KAWHI DID THE LAUGH
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John B. Holbein Jun 16
New : having a supermarket enter a food desert has little to no effect on healthy eating.
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Dan Wiznitzer Jun 16
how many innings before UZR and DRS are "stable" enough to gain any insight into a guy's defense?
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Dan Wiznitzer Jun 16
Replying to @DrRockt0pus
Fixed? Sounds like it was working pretty well. 🤪
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Everything Georgia Jun 16
Blooper finessed Bryce Harper today. 📽️
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Dan Wiznitzer Jun 16
This is a great opportunity to hone Mancini’s 1B skills and we’re just wasting it. Davis is 8 for 59. Enough already. 🙄
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Dan Wiznitzer Jun 16
“We require more minerals”
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Dan Wiznitzer Jun 16
Usually not big into superhero movies but Into the Spider-Verse was pretty awesome.
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Dan Wiznitzer Jun 14
Replying to @jaytatum0
"He's so good"
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Dan Wiznitzer Jun 14
Replying to @Paul_Stagg
better than RoFo's?
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Dan Wiznitzer Jun 14
Replying to @EmGusk
I think our generation might be the last where our parents just added sugar to random stuff and told themselves they were raising healthy kids. I can't keep hummus in the apartment. It'll be gone in 10 minutes. Carrots or not.
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Dan Wiznitzer Jun 14
Replying to @EmGusk
well, i'm eating weak ass raw carrots at the moment, so please direct all brown-sugar-coated carrots this way. My mom used to be like "you can't have dessert until you have fruit!" And then she'd give me fruit covered in powdered sugar.
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Dan Wiznitzer Jun 14
Replying to @EmGusk
coating something in sugar might technically make it candy.
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Barry McCockiner Jun 14
For 5 straight years we had to listen to smug, arrogant, front-running Warriors fans brag about their supposed superiority that was based on opponent injuries & crying to KD in the parking lot. This karma hitting them in full force is so glorious. I’m not letting up on them.
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Dan Wiznitzer Jun 14
Replying to @OOCBeavis
as... THE BEAVIS.
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Dan Wiznitzer Jun 14
Replying to @BaltimoreRAS
also, iBar wings.
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Dan Wiznitzer Jun 14
Replying to @BaltimoreRAS
my parents had a 3-car (filled with junk, but anyway), I need an option D for biting into the ends for the flavor and then using it as a blue cheese spoon.
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