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Thomas Fant
"Somebody's boring me. I think it's me." ~ Dylan Thomas. Veteran & a Sox fan. Complaints? Thomas.Fant@gmail.com
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Thomas Fant 1h
Replying to @GotEm_Coach
Back in the day, this would be an entire segment on This Week in Baseball. Every kid in America would want to be Javier Baez for the rest of the Summer & Fall.
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Thomas Fant 3h
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JB Aug 18
me during sex: hurt me her: You’ve been traded to the Mets me: wait— her: you have a sore elbow. Mets expect you to miss one start. me: stop her: It’s a torn UCL. Tommy John surgery. 12-18 months recovery.
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CQ Aug 19
Someone please get a properly fitted collared shirt and a fucking beard trim. This divorced-dad-in-his-pajamas look is super disconcerting in a tech CEO with the de facto power to prevent a world war.
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Thomas Fant Aug 19
He’s Big Al. And he hits dingers.
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Thomas Fant Aug 19
Replying to @JustineBateman
I’m appalled, but I also watched it 12 straight times with tears in my eyes.
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Thomas Fant Aug 19
Limbo contest turns into a 2 Live Crew video...
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Tim Shorrock Aug 18
Astonishing graphic from , identifying civilian massacres in Yemen with the bomb makers - Raytheon, Lockheed Martin and General Dynamics. This should be standard in war reporting. Searing images.
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TruthIsNotTruthHat Aug 19
Giuliani really has a talent for putting defense arguments as unconvincingly, unappealingly, and suspiciously as possible. If his son were a Manhattan gynecologist he’d go around saying “my boy spends his days fingering women near the park.”
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Gilles Aug 19
Glenn Murray bullying and bamboozling Lindelof with his movement for the opener.
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ESPN Aug 18
Don't sleep on Sister Mary Jo's curve ball 🔥
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Thomas Fant Aug 19
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Thomas Fant Aug 19
“Study the late Joseph McCarthy, because we are now in period with Mueller and his gang that make Joseph McCarthy look like a baby! Rigged Witch Hunt!” -Donald Trump “Where’s my Roy Cohn?” -also Trump (btw, this quote is from when he was upset with, yup, W.H. counsel Don McGahn)
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Thomas Fant Aug 18
Replying to @fatmanatee
SPICY EGGPLANT
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Thomas Fant Aug 18
Pete Carroll looks like a puppy after you fake throw his favorite toy.
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Thomas Fant Aug 18
Replying to @Jon_LewisPhD
The Brock Holt Experience
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Thomas Fant Aug 18
The Red Sox just had 2 guys picked off. ON THE SAME PLAY
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Thomas Fant Aug 18
Replying to @TheSportsHernia
Albino Beetlejuice
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Thomas Fant Aug 18
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