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Podcast: My book: "Can I touch it?" comedy special now streaming on Netflix: Text me: 818-239-7527
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Whitney Cummings Oct 20
Wow
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Whitney Cummings Oct 20
Replying to @lexfridman @elonmusk
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast
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Whitney Cummings Oct 20
Live Comedy in a pandemic. It’s possible. Thank you CT. Let’s keep being resilient and creative and adaptive and sticking together.
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Whitney Cummings Oct 19
hot take! You can disagree with someone and still respect them.
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Whitney Cummings Oct 19
Sat lake city! I’m doing socially distanced stand up shows at WiseGuys Dec 3-5. Tickets just went on sale. Come and let’s make 2020 suck less for a night ❤️
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Whitney Cummings Oct 17
How do I talk to about defunding the PC police
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Whitney Cummings Oct 16
I know there are a lot of problems with Twitter but right now the most upsetting thing is that it keeps suggesting I follow Jeremy Piven
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Whitney Cummings Oct 16
This is what comedy looks like now. Chop chop on that vaccine!
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Whitney Cummings Oct 15
💦💦💦💦
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Whitney Cummings Oct 15
The YouTube version of the podcast with robot genius is now on YouTube and you will never be the same
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Whitney Cummings Oct 14
Replying to @EricFilipkowski
hahha
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Whitney Cummings Oct 14
just because we're wearing masks on planes now doesn't mean ya'll can fart more.
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Whitney Cummings Oct 14
Replying to @elbesedibles
thank you dude
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Whitney Cummings Oct 14
Replying to @lexfridman
thank you for letting me trick you into doing this.
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Whitney Cummings Oct 14
I'm very sure that this episode of my podcast will get me canceled, but you will get smarter.
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Whitney Cummings Oct 14
We somehow got the great genius on the podcast. Enjoy our interview/date!
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Whitney Cummings Oct 14
come - we will get you in
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Whitney Cummings Oct 13
sorry can you tweet again with exactly what I need to do to help lol
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Whitney Cummings Oct 13
Check my website?
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Whitney Cummings Oct 13
hey celebrities if you really want people to vote for Biden, say you're voting for Trump
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